I didn't choose the red mad face
It just popped in my post on its own
I'm not mad as hell
I'm happy like the big bad taxman!
I'd say, "(That) Never happened before!", and, "Can't afford you."
"is it in yet?"
high school experience. I talked a girl into letting me go inside by promising to put just the tip in, but after a few short pumps, I was going balls-deep. Then she says, "That feels really good. You can put it all in." I just looked into her eyes and said, "No. A promise is a promise."
Oh wow haha. That was a fantastic save tho, if she bought it.
"Is it in?"
"Aunt Flo visited."
"That's not enough."
"Time to go."
But GaG is definitely winning this one. So far.
"I don't do that." Sorry, four words, but sadder than any three I can think of.
aren't really words. It's silence. As in your excited email inquiry is deleted. Your call 5 minutes before the session goes unanswered. When you knock on the door at the agreed upon time, and no one answers. When you've agreed upon meeting at a restaurant first, no one shows. When she returns your email inquiry, and there are no words.
I'd much rather have three sad words than silence. "I have retired" is much better than wondering what happened.
“…got no girls either, one girl told me, C’mon over, there’s nobody home. I went over, there’s nobody home.”
--Dangerfield
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A completely blank email, seriously? Did that happen to you? That is sad. And creepy.
Condoms too big...
Time is up...
STD...
Call your doctor...
That's another hundred..
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I have a tour scheduled for later this month and three guys told me the big bad taxman got them!
I didn't choose the red mad face
It just popped in my post on its own
I'm not mad as hell
I'm happy like the big bad taxman!
He always nails me.
The only thing worse than a hooker I don't love telling me "I love you"
would be the the same Hooker telling me "My baby's yours"
Nothing else makes a difference when the sun goes down if your hobby is only a game. :-
I am always special. Not sure what you mean, sir?