I was that guy, sort of;
 
Here I was enjoying tie company of a regular, some 26 years ago, when her doorbell buzzes and she say says "Oh shit, I forgot"  and she tells me to hide in the closet for about 5 minutes.

I do as I was told and she goes at it with another  customer while I am peaking out a crack in the door at them.

He gets off in the promised five minutes, then comes back for me and we go back to where we were.

It all seems so funny now, but still other-worldly.

told me she was occupied and then told me I could go in now... as another guy was walking out the front door.. Nevada brothel years ago..

or a civvie friend who told me she just had a nooner with her husband, did I want seconds ? Well, yeah...

So I was hosting in-call at a hotel that I really liked because of its decor: suite-styled rooms including a sitting area with desk, couch, etc. and french doors leading into the bedroom with the king-sized bed which had a HUGE solid wood headboard that did NOT move & bang against the wall!

1st date: after we finished doing the mattress mambo, I went to the bathroom and then returned with a warm washcloth for him.... to find him already getting dressed!  
I assumed he'd put the "evidence" in the wastebasket and didn't say anything about it.

After he left, I went to empty the wastebasket..... only there was nothing in it.  I looked on the bed (pulled off all the bedclothes)
as well as all around it, on and even IN the nightstands.  Couldn't find it.  So I reached the conclusion that he must have taken it with him, and that was why he got dressed so quickly while I was using the facilities.  And re-made the bed, disposing or hiding all evidence of his visit.

So later that day, I had another guest.  Everything was going great, then we got into K9 position and I arched my back, looking up..... and there's the used cover, on the top ledge of the headboard.  :bleh:

I have to imagine that my partner saw it.  Thankfully, he didn't say anything because I was already mortified and would have likely died of embarrassment if he had.  

 
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NOONER: (noun) A sexual encounter during lunch hour, especially one that is illicit.

This was a return visit for me and she was already a favorite of mine.  I smiled and told him I hoped he writes a good review.  He just kept walking.

Once inside the girl apologized.  This was the agency's doing, not her's.  She was stressed out but that was soon forgotten as we moved on to having our fun.

Text to "please give her 10 minutes as he is putting on his clothes now!" LOL

I don't think I can compare with the previous experiences bug I have two.  One was about six years ago, long before I knew TER existed.  I was finishing up a really wild date with a regular at the time.  She was finishing me off with a BBBJ and suddenly there was a crazy knock at her door.  A pissed off guy's voice yelled" bitch, let me in! I TOLD you I was coming back for you..."  Scared the shit out of me, she stopped literally threw my clothes at me and gently lead me to a large back window that I escaped through.  Keep in mind as she is grabbing my clothes I'm blowing my load all over the place.  

I never did find out what happened to her.  

The other experience was last summer with a former regular.  We had numerous dates during the first half of the summer and things started declining around mid summer.  Mostly because she admitted that she was developing (in her own words) intense feelings for me.  We both decided to take a break.  On our very first date back together after the sabbatical we were
Going at it and a friend (female) shows up.  She asked me if its ok if she came in and watched.  Wtf?!  It was towards the end of our date.  Her friend was homely as sin and just knowing she was there watching my mood and hard on disappear.
If it were at the beginning and she were cute and sexy I would have been like. "Oh HELL yah!!"

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Had a wild bathroom sex scene with my ex at a friends house we were staying at during our vacation, and we used a cover, because at the time he was an ex.  

Showered got dressed and later that day my friend went to shower to find the cover filled with water and cum tied up like a. Balloon, I laughed about it for a few days.

One memorable time, I had a client take too long. As he was getting dressed,  I saw a text saying that I had an appointment w/a regular in a different apartment... and I was already late. I didn't even have time to get dressed, or wait for the 'vator. I just put a coat on over my lingerie, picked up some heels, basically jumped down the stairs barefoot, and threw on my shoes while I knocked breathlessly at the door, like 'Yea, I did this on purpose! I just wanted to surprise you by wearing nothing under my coat!'  

Closest I've come when I was an independent: I'd just finished an appointment w/a regular. I'd told him I had to go to a "class" at 6, but I really had a dinner date. I needed to prepare the hotel room, and get showered and dressed.... The client wanted to walk me to my "class" and do the old 'let's grab a bite'... failing at that, he offered to escort me downstairs and hail me a taxi. Yikes! I finally told him, 'Well, I really didn't want to say this, but I hafta poop REALLY bad and it's going to take a while.' He left.

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LOL. My first time with an agency provider....

I'm not normally an agency guy, but this gal really caught my eye. I jumped through the hoops, was screened and set up with a 2 hr appointment later in the day (like 4-6 pm).

I arrive and the provider is wonderful, all I expected; all is going well. Then, I dismiss myself to freshen up in the restroom - and there are the towels and stiff washcloths. Like 6 or 8 of them, right on the restroom floor under the sink. I don't know how long they were there or had been accumulating, but I definitely experienced a moment of "WTF".  

Then I got my shit together, went into the bedroom and made sure I was better than the rest.

When I lived in Ft Lauderdale I saw this indie provider. I,like tall and busty and she was both.  
There was a retirement party I had to attend at a strip bar and I was surprised when I walked in and my new favorite was on stage.  
But that wasn't nearly as surprising as finally meeting my Merrill Lynch stockbroker face to face and seeing his long time assistant...you guessed it, the same provider.  
Of course I acted like I'd never seen her in my life
The next time I saw her I had her do an outcall to my house.  
She showed up with two bottles of Dom and nothing on under the demure dress she was wearing.  
Said she was impressed I was so cool under fire lol

...but more than one provider, once i got to her building and texted her that i was there, has texted back "please wait 10 minutes the maid is still here."  and with one of those girls, when i walked in, the apartment was a mess! lol!

the worst was meeting a girl in her hotel room, and the room was pretty messy.  pretty obvious i wasn't the first date of the day even though it was early afternoon.  whatever.

but after we do it a couple times i have to go the the bathroom.  i walk in and lift the seat to pee standing up; there's yellow and red stains all over the underside of the lid.

not sure if that's evidence of a previous date, but it was pretty gross.

And a guy came and did a sploshing fantasy with me. Only it was me eating a bunch of stuff like strawberry jam, milk shakes, smoothies, whipped cream, and he rammed his (very big) dick into the back of my throat for like 15 minutes to make me projectile puke. Then as I was puking, I was projectile puking worse and worse. (We had agreed, but I was so new, I thought I was supposed to do whatever they said. Oh, how some guys love those submissive, naive girls! lol!)

I was new, so I obliged. Oh. He also left a shitty ass toy on my counter. Literally - took it out of his ass, and put it on my fucking side table at the agency incall! (I had to bleach it before the next client came! wtf!)

It didn't matter how many times I washed my hair, there was puke smell still in it for the next client. (I remember, I had 8 clients in two days!) Maybe that's why the next guy gave me a 7! Lol. I had a raw throat for a week after that... and the bathroom had a terrible smell!

One reason I interview the fuck out of guys before I see them, test them, and then screen them, and think - and tell them yes or no.

I'm not as naive nowadays, but the shit guys used to get me to do was unreal back in the day! If anybody dropped that shit on me nowadays I wouldn't be a nice person, and I would get a terrible review. lol!

But I obliged, because I was naive! Ok, so I'm still pissed off about that. LOL

Do you want to know the weirdest thing? He had to go back to work, and he didn't clean up. Just slipped his pants up and poof. Back to work. It was an interesting experience, but the worst parts were the sore throat, and being embarrassed when the next client showed up 90 minutes later.

I will also very rarely see two guys in a day, and I think it has a lot to do with that situation. I gave that up a long time ago.


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tolltaker. It was 10 years ago today (lol) but I'm not sure. I was permanently scarred for life and I'm still afraid to enter a hotel room. I use to book a 1/2 hour the first time I visited a provider. But she had off the charts scores. And she offered .... ANAL!  

I got the room number and went right up. As I was about to knock, the door opened. Nice touch. NOT. It was her prior client. I entered anyway (big head talking only to find her in sitting in the tub in 8 inches splashing water on her pussy cleaning up. I stayed, figuring I wouldn't be spending that much time in that rabbit hole anyway.  

She exits the bathroom and approaches the bed and starts giving me an amazing BJ. At that point, I didn't care if it was my mother leaving  when I walked in, man she could suck a cock. After a brief fuck, as we prepared for my visiting her ass, the phone rang. She ignored it as it was only 20 minutes into the date. It stopped and rang again. I was harder that a Chinese crossword puzzle and couldn't wait to get inside of her. Again and again the phone rang until she had to pick it up.  

The look on her face was one of shock. She hung up and told me her next appt. was on his way up and I had to leave and she'd make it up to me the next time we met. Deja Vu all over again, she hops in the tub splashing around like Flipper as I finished dressing, only to open the door to ... you guessed it, the next guy.  

I called the agency to complain as was told I usually just booked 1/2 hour. Can you spell blue balls. The agency offered me a makeup session with another girl in the same hotel if I wanted, only no anal. That would be extra ... wtf

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So this happened a couple of years ago. I was relaxing while watching tv. Two diff people were texting me flirting about having a date. Both regulars. One of the finally pulls the trigger, so I tell the other one I'm gonna clean for a bit and if he is still interested, he can stop by at a certain time. My first date shows up and we went at it. When we were done I did something I usually don't do. I put the rubber on the left side of the bed floor (I had a little bin the right side and that's where I would usually pre dispose of them). He left. I cleaned my apt but because of that little change in my routine for that session, I totally forgot that I left the used rubber on the other side of the bed.  

My second regular shows up later and we got busy. Once we were done, I removed the Condom from him and dispose of it as I usually do. He asks to go to the bathroom and he stepped off the bed just to step on the Condom I had previously used. I could not have been more embarrassed in my life. I just wanted to dig a hole to bury my head in it. Needless to say... He took a looooooong break before seeing me again.  

We laugh about it today.... Well at least I do 😆

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It started out bad but ended up good though she wasn't a Hooker.

I was a young teen, almost seventeen, she was much older, a  gorgeous Gal in Graduate school.
    We would get together once or twice a week, no strings attached.  

   She mentioned a few times  she was worried she could get in trouble if someone found out I was a minor.
   
  I reassured her to  have no fear, I have a fake ID and  I don't  kiss and tell.  
   
    Every three or four months the attorney's office where she worked part time would have a party.
  I was never invited, though she  said she would bring me as soon as I turn eighteen.
    We would always get together after the party.  
     
       I didn't care that I wasn't invited, I  could nap when I was waiting, she was always horny after the party, I was well rested, refreshed and ready for her.  
   
   It was the night before Christmas, I was home napping.
   
   She called a little after eleven, said she's on the way.  She asked if it would be OK,  instead of going to the Midnight movie,  she was super horny,  she would rather  go  home and Fuck.  
   That was fine  by me since I was always thinking of sex with her, the whole time I was watching the movie.
   
   When we walked in her apartment she threw off her clothes, laid down on the kitchen counter, told   me to Fuck her hard.  
   Being an extremely  polite young  guy I decided to start slowly  with my tongue, hoping she'll want me even more.
 As I was working my way up from the back of her knees, slowly, I felt snail tracks on her legs.
   When I got close enough I could detect  the aroma of fresh semen.
   
  Since we hadn't had sex that day I knew the cum tracks on her leg and the aroma were  not mine.
   
  I looked at the clock and noticed it was now after midnight, officially the next day.
   
     Technically she had sex with another guy the day before, no big deal.  
   
I decided to postpone DATY, I rolled her over on the counter and gave her all I had.  
 
         If she was a hooker she would have known to freshen up before the next guy.
              Regardless, I  have many fond memories of her.  

him asking me, through the closed hotel door, what the hell I wanted. I'd seen this particular lady fourteen times up to that point, but that was the last time.

We were close and did many things OTC. The only thing I requested was that I was the first guy of any particular day, I love to DATY.  I told her, "I'm not asking you to re-arrange your schedule for me, just be honest about whether you had any guys before me. I arrived in the evening and she said she'd "had dinner" with her mentor who paid for her apartment but they had, "no sex." We had a great time and I ended up spending the night. Next morning, found a man's t-shirt in the bedclothes.  

Went out of town for about five days and didn't get a call or email returned. "That's the end of little girl."

On the flipside...

had an appr with a gent a few years ago knocked on his door another provider answered and then left.
Evidently I was his third provider for the day.I joked with him that he could of at least left a bit of time in between ladies.

don't know if this is funny or just plain weird. first time using an agency, but they were well-reviewed, in my price range and the ladies looked great. booked with one in the afternoon (evidently her first call that day). she answered the door not saying a word. motioned for me to sit next to the bed...not saying a word. she smiled...not saying a word. loooooooooong story short, this young woman said absolutely nothing the entire time. i'd ask her questions just to try to engage, she'd smile and say nothing whatsoever. at some point, i said, "do you speak english?" she nodded but said nothing. i texted the agent asking, "does she speak english?" the reply: "of course!" she didn't appear to be high or drunk. mute? maybe, but i doubt they would've neglected to mention something like that.  

well, nothing happened. after 40 minutes of dead silence with her staring at me creepily, i used the bathroom, came out to her still sitting on the bed smiling at me. i shrugged and left. they offered me a discount for my next booking. i waited a few months before booking with them again, and when i did, i didn't take them up on the discount. maybe i should have. read on...

same agency, different provider ("smiley jane" was removed from their roster not long after my encounter with her). this time at a huge mega hotel. the agency texted me the room number while neglecting to mention the mega hotel had 4 towers with overlapping room numbers. needless to say, i had a helluva time trying to find the correct tower and its corresponding bank of elevators. security was questioning me about where i was going. i was able to finally find the room, but uh-oh: housekeeping just outside the door. i avoided eye contact with them, but when i knocked and she opened, cigarette smoke came pouring out. gorgeous girl, but man, it reeked in there. of course, housekeeping smelled it and notified the front desk. just as the session was starting, her room phone rang. front desk got a report about her smoking in the room. she denied it and hung up. she asked me, "does it smell like smoke in here?" lol! 2 minutes later, *tock tock tock*.  at this point, she's in an oversized t-shirt and panties. she answers the door just like that. concierge says, "you're smoking in here. you're going to be charged for this if you don't get out now." she tries to argue, but they're insistent. she closes the door, calls the agency who tell her to leave the hotel immediately. the only action i get is seeing her rack (which for the record was amazing) as she changed into her street clothes. she asked me to walk her downstairs as though we're a couple. we walk out together. i hailed her a cab and paid the cabby 20 bucks to go a few blocks. i thought i'd be a gentleman about it since she'd already given back the donation. she gave me a quick kiss. never saw her again. the agent called to apologize later, and the next day they took her off the website as well

Well that settles it,

No agencies for me.