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Carrie of London6581 reads

I just got back from the supermarket, am I the only one who stands there bored and wonders about the other people in the queue?  

I heard a posh English voice behind me talking into his mobile and using the word 'groovy' several times.  I thought I'd stumbled on to the set of the next Austin Powers movie - a thought only reinforced when I saw his shopping consisted solely of strawberries and several different flavours of ice cream!

However, my all time favourite supermarket queue observation was the two young guys who spend around $150 on beer and wine, a large box of condoms and.....a small packet of frozen peas!

I'm still wondering what the peas were for...... lol

How that really gives new meaning to the term "ribbed for added pleasure"

Anybody have a bruise? Good replacement for ice

Raoul Duke3649 reads


Having weathered the experience of a vasectomy, the frozen peas were applied as soon as I could get home postop.

They conform to most any type of body part, and kept swelling and discomfort to a very tolerable level.

When they defrost....

Pea Soup...YUMMY!

Turkana2945 reads

The film American Splendor has one of the best supermarket queue scenes I'm aware of....

I think it was the movie Summer of 42,not quite sure...Jennifer O'neil was the actress. I was in high school myself at the time. What a crush I had on O'neil. I think we all pictured ourselves in the role of Gary Grimes in this May/December romance flick.

I recall a scene when he and his buddies went into the store and ordered several items and slipped in the word condoms at the end because of embarassment.
When asked what he was going to do with them.
The response was....fillem up with water and drop them from the roof...

Priceless!

Tatoogirl743372 reads

My favorite place...the beach on a hot summer's day.

Shaye

But with things the way they are today it's probably not a good place to go anymore.

Just like I am. I look at guys in the store and think how they are in bed(not sleeping!) The way they move there body and that ass. Oh my!
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Keep smiling makes people think you are up to no good, but i am always up to good. Well try to.

1690bill2930 reads

or is it basket watching?? having 15 items in the basket but in the queue for ten items or fewer you were upset at?

their little penises. They use them in place of an ice pack when the penis gets chafed from the condoms! It soothes and cools.

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