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Re: I wish all men were preparing...Amen Jessica Amen!
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Yes I agree with all of you regarding the lively comments for date preparation,  
and especially with you Jessica! :)

However, doesn't one prepare oneself on a daily basis with all of the  
coiffuring, bathing, and maintenance, instead of all of the additional "extra prep"
for a Provider date?  {this is a crinkle face inquiry smile...;{

Help me with this one you all or did I just miss the "punchline",
to the jokes and mindless fodder? lol

-- Modified on 10/4/2016 2:52:02 PM

What do you guys do before a date?

Yesterday I followed two established habits.

1.  Trimmed and filed my nails.  Including toe nails.  Leaned to do that many years ago after an embarrassing experience.

2.  Hit the ATM.  My bank (Chase) has new, in branch ATM's that dispense large bills in selected denominations (including 100's).  Very nice service.  Progress marches on.  

With reference to a previous post, I believe in using big bills.  Don't like passing a big wad of bills.  Somehow uncool.  Particularly with increases in rates or for multiple hour dates.  

-- Modified on 10/2/2016 3:02:50 PM

I also trim the nails and use an emery board to smooth them out.
I also shave/trim/manscape down stairs.
I also dont drink coffee that day and I Brush, and gargle with mouthwash on the drive or when parking and spit into empty Gatorade bottle.
Drink a liter of water on the drive it seems to help with not finishing too quickly. No idea why, but works for me.
Sometimes, I try and workout that morning to get the blood flowing to all body parts and stretch the hamstrings.  You gotta hate it when your lady hops on for some CG and while trying to thrust away to match her rhythm, you get a damn cramp and have to stop for a minute to stretch the damn thing out

I don't do quickies typically. For me, I am meeting someone that I hope to enjoy on a personal level as well as appreciating the obvious.
I trim/shave pubic region, shave face, take care of the fingernails and toenails, shower, scrub butt and groin area, water-pik after brushing teeth. May apply delicate, refreshing scent (lightly).
Dress like it was a date, especially first meetings, to please and impress (but not going overboard, this IS San Diego).
Generally bring Champagne, French, to enjoy together, and leave some behind for date to enjoy later.
Show up on time.
Always use large bills.

I do several things:

1. I take a shower the day before after doing manscaping, and another shower the day of the date. It usually takes two showers after manscaping to rinse off all those little hairs. I have found that ladies really do not like to get them in their mouths when giving a BBBJ.

2. I go out and get a nice beverage for us to drink and some snacks. Like a six-pack of Miller Lite and a bag of Doritos.

3. I stop taking my hypertension medicine 72 hours before a date. I'd rather die in the arms of a beautiful woman than no be able to get it up.

4. I stop taking my antidepressants 72 hours before the date. I'd rather be a little bit suicidal than not be able to cum.

5. I top off my oxygen tank and put in a fresh cannula.  

6. I cut my fingernails the day before. I put anti-fungal medicine on my toes so the toe fungus does no look too bad.

7.  change the dressings on my various surgical wounds. Nothing is off-putting as seepage

1.  Try to sober up before driving there.  Otherwise I have to allow more time.

2.  Shave if I have time, if not, at least cut the hair in my nose so that its not hanging against our lips during DFK.

3.  Brush my teeth thoroughly, and then put them back in.  

4.  Rummage though my junk drawer to see if I can put together the donation.  There's usually enough if I count the change, too, but if not, borrow it from one of my kids.  

5.  Try not to barf after I've brushed my teeth, but have some tic tacs in the car in case I do.

...I have this in my bathroom to remind me:

....the way you seem to do and looking forward to seeing us. Can I send the guys who needs some advice home to you for a boot camp in common sense?

xoxo Jessica

Posted By: phi68psi
What do you guys do before a date?  
   
 Yesterday I followed two established habits.  
   
 1.  Trimmed and filed my nails.  Including toe nails.  Leaned to do that many years ago after an embarrassing experience.  
   
 2.  Hit the ATM.  My bank (Chase) has new, in branch ATM's that dispense large bills in selected denominations (including 100's).  Very nice service.  Progress marches on.    
   
 With reference to a previous post, I believe in using big bills.  Don't like passing a big wad of bills.  Somehow uncool.  Particularly with increases in rates or for multiple hour dates.  

-- Modified on 10/2/2016 3:02:50 PM

Yes I agree with all of you regarding the lively comments for date preparation,  
and especially with you Jessica! :)

However, doesn't one prepare oneself on a daily basis with all of the  
coiffuring, bathing, and maintenance, instead of all of the additional "extra prep"
for a Provider date?  {this is a crinkle face inquiry smile...;{

Help me with this one you all or did I just miss the "punchline",
to the jokes and mindless fodder? lol

-- Modified on 10/4/2016 2:52:02 PM

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