Case met her at the 7-11.  
They shared a few hot dogs and nachos.  Then proceeded to her room where it was more quiet. She slipped in a deer hunting video disk and excused herself to change into something more comfortable and appealing ( preferably camo), and relaxed. When she returned his eyes where set on her massive sweater kittens. And her hands reached out to his swollen massive manhood ( hey it's my story), they undressed in a hurry and she spread on the bed for her to take him in. She shivered as he thrust into her velvet love pit ( always thought that line was funny as hell)
She moaned and there was an awful commotion of screaming and crying and all sorts of excitement, then she got excited. He gave her a massive earth shaking, probally caused a fucking tsunami in Asia and caused some global warming and shit while endangering another animal species orgasm that caused the seismologist at UCLA to issue a earthquake warning for all of Southern California.  

Yep a good fantasy story if ya ask me, hot dogs, hunting videos, camo lingerie, big hooters, an exaggeration of a fellas naughty bits, a cheesy yet not too vulgar reference to a Vjay and  a review worthy exaggeration of a ladies orgasm.  

Good idea Mona this should be a weekly thing  
 

Posted By: mona38

I've noticed some boards have incorporated some type of "all in" type of fun, so I want to try my luck here with our board...let's have some fun with Mad Libs!!!  
 There are no rules and everyone is a winner!!  
   
 I'll start with a subject to create a sexy funny story.  Ladies and gents, you fill in the blanks. Pretty simple don't ya think? Here goes......(Short story)  
   
 Hot and Wet Sex:  
   
 _______________met her at the__________, they shared a few____________and the proceeded to her room where it was more quite. She put in a___________disc and excused herself to the bedroom to change into something that was more appealing, but relaxed.  
 When she returned, his eyes were set on her_____________, and her hands reached out to his_________. They began to undress each other in a hurry. She spread her body on the bed and he bent down to take her in. She shivered as he slowly thrust into her________  _________ _______. She moaned and ___________. He gave her a ___________like she never felt before.  
   
 Your turn....ad what ya like to the story  
   
   
 

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Hot and Wet Sex:  
   
 _Ronald McDonald__met her at the_Clown convention where__, they shared a few_ milkshakes_____and then proceeded to her room where it was more quite. She put in a_Looney Tunes____disc and excused herself to the bedroom to change into something that was more appealing, but relaxed.  
 When she returned, his eyes were set on her_giant  green bunny slippers___, and her hands reached out to his_huge red nose___. They began to undress each other in a hurry. She spread her body on the bed and he bent down to take her in. She shivered as he slowly thrust into her__ dank and smelly armpit. She moaned and _farted_. He gave her a _hankey from his pocket that was twenty feet long and so crusty from god knows what__like she never felt before.  
   
 Your turn....ad what ya like to the story