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Oldtimemonger1337 reads

What are the most common lies we tell hookers?

Let's see:

You're my favorite.

You have the best (ass,boobs, face,whatever) I've ever seen.

I really appreciate being with such an educated lady.

And The all time biggest lie we tell the most:

I WILL REPEAT!

Come up with some more

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Fridays117381 reads

I understand its a thing people do.  Hell, I lie to my wife about where I go on certain Fridays.  I also withold information that I don't want out in the world.  But generally, I hate lying and liars.  Its kinda disgusting.  White lies to save face or save people's feelings OK, but geez, real lies are kinda despicable.

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Demcc3307 reads

I don't like liars either but sometimes people need to do it.

While I am VERY up front and honest with a provider whether it's my first date or my 21st date with her but here is what I think common lies are:

I'm single/divorced
I own my own business
Their employment

And unfortunately there might be guys out there there lying about their health:
Yah, I'm clean

Just my .02

D.

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Willfully_Educated365 reads

"Your dick is so big."
"You're my first client of the day."
"Ah, I'm about to cum."
"Fuck, that feels so good."

Shall I go on? Two-way street, brotha.

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Oldtimemonger263 reads

Posted By: Willfully_Educated
"Your dick is so big."  
 "You're my first client of the day."  
 "Ah, I'm about to cum."  
 "Fuck, that feels so good."  
   
 Shall I go on? Two-way street, brotha.
LOL. I'm aware that escorts lie about things like that. I think it's more about flattery than lying.

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Jensen36363167 reads

Not sure why WE is so mad but might have taken the thread differently.

I'm not seeing too  much a difference between the lies OTM and WE -- true, the statements are likely not factual or what the speaker really believes/feels but they all seem like part of the fantasy experience both sides work to create so fit into the flattery bucket more than lying.

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BigPeterJohnson215 reads

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i rest my case.

(see post below)

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PenleyDuke393 reads

I  once  said I was going to start  running "mute" specials.  Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your stay.  You're a very good reason to add that to March Madness. Lmao what a tool!  You must be one of dasi's  buddies.

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Fancy8888229 reads

Paid fantasy

Posted By: Oldtimemonger
What are the most common lies we tell hookers?  
   
 Let's see:  
   
 You're my favorite.  
   
 You have the best (ass,boobs, face,whatever) I've ever seen.  
   
 I really appreciate being with such an educated lady.  
   
 And The all time biggest lie we tell the most:  
   
 I WILL REPEAT!  
   
 Come up with some more.  
   
   
   
   
 

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bigguy30225 reads

Posted By: Oldtimemonger
What are the most common lies we tell hookers?  
   
 Let's see:  
   
 You're my favorite.  
   
 You have the best (ass,boobs, face,whatever) I've ever seen.  
   
 I really appreciate being with such an educated lady.  
   
 And The all time biggest lie we tell the most:  
   
 I WILL REPEAT!  
   
 Come up with some more.  
   
   
   
   
 

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BigPeterJohnson200 reads

you give the best head i've ever had

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russbbj198 reads

I never lie about matters of that great importance

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octavia.lexa184 reads

Posted By: Oldtimemonger
What are the most common lies we tell hookers?  
   
 Let's see:  
   
 You're my favorite.  
   
 You have the best (ass,boobs, face,whatever) I've ever seen.  
   
 I really appreciate being with such an educated lady.  
   
 And The all time biggest lie we tell the most:  
   
 I WILL REPEAT!  
   
 Come up with some more.  
   
   
   
   
 

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1705218205 reads

I don't tell them any lies. ask any one of them.

Posted By: Oldtimemonger
What are the most common lies we tell hookers?  
   
 Let's see:  
   
 You're my favorite.  
   
 You have the best (ass,boobs, face,whatever) I've ever seen.  
   
 I really appreciate being with such an educated lady.  
   
 And The all time biggest lie we tell the most:  
   
 I WILL REPEAT!  
   
 Come up with some more.  
   
   
   
   
 

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LasVegan206 reads

get it.  Why would one want/need to lie to a provider?

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MasterZen189 reads

You can believe in whatsoever you like, but the truth remains the truth, no matter how sweet the lie may taste

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vantheman666165 reads

I have less reason to lie to an escort than anyone else on the planet.  I save the lies for those who can't handle the truth about me.

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some-guy208 reads

ecause we all know every John falls for his ATF and can't get up, right?

Ha ha!

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mrfisher203 reads

(Usually said through clenched teeth.8o)

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balljointnut180 reads

When they can't get me off twice in an hour.

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