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Having her boyfriend show up in the middle of it. eom
mrfisher 108 Reviews 171 reads
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MasterZen1253 reads

Like the awkwardness of getting undressed while making out... the 100 buttons instead of one zipper, the humiliation of being naked except for your socks, falling on your face trying to hurry up and remove that last pants leg?

How about when you accidentally pin her hair down with your arm when changing positions; that shit can hurt, I'm sure.

Are there other "normal" awkward moments we've all experienced?

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2236707476 reads

but it tastes more like last week's fish. Only happened to me once (civie) and I wasn't able to summon any bon mots when moving on to another course.

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LaurenAvery307 reads

But it mostly ends up being kind of nice and cute ;-p

Also, squeaky beds Wild West style. I have laughed more over awkward bed springs than I can tell you

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bbfs4ever200 reads

Even though I've heard that sometimes you flake out

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Demcc3119 reads

....or a noisy head board !  Just sayin' lol

D.

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Squeezetheorem428 reads

I've had a 'wrong hole' occurrence that I think is fairly common.

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Demcc3156 reads

Lol. I can identify with that!  I get the " And where do you think you're going" response! Lol

D.

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ad4saf8272 reads

"It sounded cuter than that in my head"

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PenleyDuke217 reads

Happened to me twice and I am lol right now just thinking about it.

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elainaamhurst129 reads

I almost always laugh during sex. It's just so damn much fun, and when I'm having fun and am happy, I giggle. :-)

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Jacque_Jenesais230 reads

Kidding, they wait awkwardly while I admire their delicate eyelashes and eyebrows. I love men's eyelashes, because there's no mascara on them, so they're really soft and vulnerable. 😌

But I can tell there's a pause for a bit, but they tolerate it because they know what's coming next - and they don't want to fuck that part up. 😄

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mash1000145 reads

Kiss mine anytime, that's sexy! Women usually like it too......

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VOO-doo300 reads

Belts, outside button, two inside buttons, zipper. Takes forever to get all of that undone. It's also kind of awkward if the guy has a big belly and the pants are tight, so I have to struggle to get the belt loose and the button undone.  

Trying to come up w/the right dirty talk on the spot has sometimes led to forced-sounding and very awkward improvisation on my part. Take today's 7AM appointment. 'Tell me what you love.' 'Oh, I just love it when you...hmm, ummm, gee...fuck me! I just love your BANANA! I LOVE bananas for breakfast!! Mmmmmm, yummmmmm, banana!

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Squeezetheorem184 reads

I can say things during sex, even when things get thunderous. However, typical "dirty talk", really pornlike verbal exchanges, are terribly awkward for me. It always sounds sarcastic when I try. Lol

And, when some of you guys are whispering in our ears, it's sweet and hot...but it tickles like mad. :-)

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nothrofboston144 reads

see thru dirty talk ... contrived, phony ... get me out of here ..  lol
 

Posted By: Squeezetheorem
I can say things during sex, even when things get thunderous. However, typical "dirty talk", really pornlike verbal exchanges, are terribly awkward for me. It always sounds sarcastic when I try. Lol  
   
 And, when some of you guys are whispering in our ears, it's sweet and hot...but it tickles like mad. :-)

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ChiefRedbeard133 reads

I always chose easily removable clothing when getting ready for a date.  Heck the two button and a hook trousers are difficult for me anytime and I am practiced at the.  Pity the poor lady who has to figure out the combination.

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Durhamdrew161 reads

That's happened once or twice. The  hysterical  Queef during 69. The not so funny fart while getting ready for DATY. I swear I almost puked. Ok that's enough grossness for now.

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Afro-desiac173 reads

That's when I queef.

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2236707175 reads

kind of like queefing but it's sweat suction noise.

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TheKarateKid173 reads

Forgetting to put the "Do Not Disturb" sign on your door, then the maid knocks and walks in and gets an eye-full. LOL!  I've had that happen on a couple of occasions.

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hljockey165 reads

I'm surprised nobody mentioned it yet so I'll be the first.

When Mr. Johnson just doesn't want to work for some reason. Doesn't get any more awkward than that for a man.

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elainaamhurst124 reads

While the bruise on my bumm faded, the fun memories never do. I kinda love it when a little playful accident happens, as those moments always stand out in the memory bank.

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WICardinalfan91 reads

I was banging a girl who loved it rough and rapid thrusting on my part while in MISH.  I mean jack hammer stuff for a good while..

When we were finished her pussy lips would flap as the air flowed out, which sounded like a huge fart.  We used to call it a pussy fart.  No order, just sound.  I was stunned the first time, but afterword took it as a sign of a job well done.

BTW, she was so embarrassed the first time it happened.  Lots of laughs.  Has not happened to me since.

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