But I ain't a vampire ..
On second thought, let's turn OFF the lights.
Others?????
...my doctor says it will be gone in a week or so.
i hate when $ is brought up before , during or after sex....
it ruins the whole gfe/bfe thing
Those of us lean, non-busty girls sometimes get this 'advice' in bed (especially in the sex industry). It smacks of either negging or ironic process theory. Neither one belongs in my bedroom.
if they were quarters i would accept them from a reputable well-verified client
Hey! She may be an avid coin collector, so this may be acceptable! lol
YES! It's about safety please never ask this...My last reviewer frowned heavily on this important facto!
During: "Did you cum yet"? No! You will know when I do because your face will be completely drenched!
After: "I will make it up to you next time" Meaning you shorted me and there is no next time
she says "oh THAT'S cute...."
D.
But I ain't a vampire ..
i get this question a few times a week
#makeitstop
You know, after a big load or something. 
early in my hobbying career, i told a girl
"wow, you're just like living porn!"
she didn't like it so much.
maybe it was just her, i truly meant it as a compliment...
"You don't think you're putting that thing in me do you?"
A real charmer eh