Part 3. There's a Part 4 also but a tad lamer.
You all know parts 1 and 2.An add that I saw today reminded of my lack of understanding the reason a lady puts this in the add. The add mentions that she is Jewish and I have seen many adds that mention this, but I can not recall anyone listing other religions. What am I missing, is there something special that Jewish providers do or don't do. Her reviews, photos, rate, days available will make my decision to see her not her religion, no mater what it may be. I do not mean to offend anyone just curious. Thanks in advance for anyone who answers.
" foreplay is 3 hours of begging for the Jewish man and 3 hours of shopping for the Jewish woman "
I think it might also be a selling point.
Like some guys want Asian, Black or Latino women.
Some one might want to have a Jewish women
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i was going to say, she lays back, spreads her legs, and says, "eat, eat!"
or....
her pussy tastes like lox... with a schmear!
Kashrut emphasizes total separation of meat and dairy, so maybe it's a polite way of saying there will be no Russian. Lol
Queen Isabella
Joan of Arc
Pocahontas
Harriet Tubman
Florence Nightingale
Indira Ghandi
Susan B Anthony
Cleopatra
Pearl S Buck
Justin Bieber
BTW the word "ad" is short for "advertisement" not "addvertisement"
Ivanka Trump
"add" for "advertisement drives me crazy too.
almost as bad as people that can't distinguish they're/their/there or you're/your.
sorry i'm a prick.
Siri. Wouldn't you like to strangle her with a lightening cord?
but the ad/add mistake is common to many people, not just on these boards.
Since other people jumped on this sub-thread at least some people took you seriously. I'm not sure if you were serious or joking (Justin Bieber, not Jewish but masculinity is in doubt) but if serious where the heck are you getting your info, I don't think a single person in your original list was Jewish?
Queen Isabella (had some Jewish convert great grandparents but that doesn't make her Jewish. She helped start the damn Inquisition and expulsion or forced conversion of Jews and Muslims)
Joan of Arc (not and was a Catholic mystic)
Pocahontas (Native American)
Harriet Tubman (black slave and identified as Christian)
Florence Nightingale (Christian, no Jewish ancestry that I know of)
Indira Gandhi (Indian and Hindu)
Susan B Anthony (Christian)
Cleopatra (Ptolomaic Greek/Egyptian and adopted Egyptian religion)
Pearl S Buck (Christian missionary to China)
Justin Bieber (nuff said)
Liz Taylor (born to a Christian and converted to Judaism)
Ivanka Trump (born from a supermodel and a clown and converted to Judaism)
Madonna (born Catholic and has probably been secretly excommunicated but has not converted to Judaism but follows Kabalah practices)
Unless you're calling my Jew-school teacher a liar.
(Not that I'd care anyway.)
Interesting theologically: were Adam and Eve and their descendants Jewish before God gave his laws (if I recall the bible itself doesn't establish when and/or to whom God transmitted the laws found in Leviticus and Deuteronomy although of course he gave the 10 commandments to Moses) or established his covenant with the Jews through Abraham and later Moses
yet they still found a way to fuck up Big Time.
The Abrahamic Religions: Judaism, Islam, and Christianity.
Oh God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”
Abe says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on”
God say, “No.” Abe say, “What?”
God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin’ you better run”
Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
God says, “Out on Highway 61”
The rest, of course, is history.
Edit: Pic is kind of small. Abraham in his father's idol shop explaining the damaged inventory.
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her son's bris:
She was married to Moses so of course she was Jewish._05.jpg)
...This is Liz Taylor:
http://www.jewornotjew.com/category.jsp?CAT=Actresses
Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz, Scar Jo - Game, set, match
Part 3. There's a Part 4 also but a tad lamer.
You all know parts 1 and 2.
ne of the things I value about being Jewish is a cultural connection, a similar outlook and value system...something that allows Jews from anywhere to relate to each other...when I see an ad that mentions that the provider is Jewish, I find that to be a comforting fact---while I have never chosen on that basis, I can see where some hobbyists would.
Thank you
One of the things I value about being Jewish is a cultural connection, a similar outlook and value system...something that allows Jews from anywhere to relate to each other...when I see an ad that mentions that the provider is Jewish, I find that to be a comforting fact---while I have never chosen on that basis, I can see where some hobbyists would..
Jewish gals are cougars in the sack.
By the way, there is a way to prevent a Jewish gal from having sex with you:
Marry her.
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Ha Ha!
I know very few Jewish ladies but that is funny. true or not
During the crusades, the residents of a province in between the Turkish and French regions got fed up with being caught in between the Christians and Muslims. They said, "Fuck all of you, we're converting to Judaism." And that, my friends, is where the modern white "Jew" comes from. They have no blood/DNA relation to the ancient Hebrews whatsoever. The Ethiopians are the actual descendants of Abraham.
They would have been the shortest civilization ever known to exist.
I happen to know for a fact my Jewish fore-bearers lived in Jerusalem at the time of the crucifixion. I found a note from my great-great-great-great-great-great-grate (He was a lousy speller.)-great-great uncle Mortie that said: We did it - oy, I think that was a mistake.
Tell me about it
It was the Romans that did the deed. For an excellent treatise on how the libel got started and snowballed and why the Church now seeks to reverse it for Christianity's own good read Constantine's Sword by James Carroll.