You still have her #?
Which of the following on a scale of one to ten best describes your reaction to the taste of semen the first time you tasted it. (Guys, it would have to be someone else's, not yours.)
1. I'm going to die.
2. I wish I were dead.
3. Never, ever again
4. It's a damn good thing I'm getting paid a lot for this.
5. So, what's the big deal?
6. With a bit of sugar, they'd have something here.
7. Nothing like a tasty mid-day snack.
8. Who need whipped cream?
9. I'm sucking this thing dry.
10. How much would you charge to come back in a few minutes and give me another fix?
I'm going to guess that the answers average out to about a 3.5
3
1. I'm going to die.
2. I wish I were dead.
3. Never, ever again
4. It's a damn good thing I'm getting paid a lot for this.
5. So, what's the big deal?
6. With a bit of sugar, they'd have something here.
7. Nothing like a tasty mid-day snack.
8. Who need whipped cream?
9. I'm sucking this thing dry.
10. How much would you charge to come back in a few minutes and give me another fix?
I'm going to guess that the answers average out to about a 3.5.
22 when I got married and learned to be comfortable
How would my, or some other dudes jizz accidentally get in my mouth????
Wouldn't that be a million to one shot doc? A million to one.
There isn't enough pineapple juice the world over to convince me to go down that bizarre and crazy road. LOL
Just for the record, there was NO first time and will NEVER be a first time. Spooge, just like jacks rectum, is outbound only and should land in the baggie, the bottom of my hookers throat or in my Kleenex.
Are you new here?
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...some guys snowball. Doesn't sound like your cup of tea either.
he hasn't tasted his own. Aside from you, Jack. I'm not a gulper, but I'd have to admit my curiosity has found mine is rather pleasant. Most of the time. Diet rules ... SOOOO ... thank you ladies for all of your prep time ... I try the same for you.
A million to one ... I'd take that action ... but not your cum! lil
I don't have a fucking clue as to what my cum tastes like and I don't have even the slightest curiosity or desire to find out. I also have no idea what pig shit tastes like, and I can go to the grave without ever finding that one out either.
brush her teeth before you kiss her after a CIM? You certainly are a feisty one GaGa ... Or does a SO have to shower and douche before you go down on her again? I'm guessing SO service would be BBFS ...
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and yes, I am one of those guys who will only "eat then fuck" and not the other way around. If she wants me to DATY after I have shot a load into her, she doesn't have to shower AND douche, one or the other will be sufficient.
the pig shit analogy was a little off point unless you give a sow oral.
So in all the years of jerking off, you never licked a drop off of your knuckle or hand in curiosity? Not even by accident? Please don't feel I'm interrogating you. But your being so vehement almost makes me believe otherwise. It's like you're angry that ID even ask
and no, I am not curious as to what my shit tastes like either, and after all these years of wiping my ass, I have never taken a taste of my shit either. It has simply never occurred to me to do so. If you fell different, that's fine, I am certainly not judging here, but it does make me wonder why you are so adamant that I MUST HAVE done so at least once in my life. Why is this so important to you?
1. I have no idea why you keep referring to shit in this exchange, except to make you point. But ...do you DATO?
2. By nature, hobbyists are a curious and adventurous lot. I'd guess, many were before they jumped into this sandbox. Hence my OP
As for Angry, I believe you explained that in an earlier PM ... lol
and I will admit, I can see myself getting caught up in the heat of the moment and performing DATO on a woman sexy enough to make me forget I was sucking on a woman's asshole. It's not something I have any desire to do, but I will concede we do things in the throws of passion to please out partners that might be out of our normal wheelhouse.
As for being rimmed, it's not something I seek out, and I don't like ass play, a finger or a dildo, or anything harder than a nice soft tongue anywhere near my anus will be met with severe prejudice, but I do have to admit a nice soft rimming is a rather pleasant experience.
Why would I want to lick ANYTHING that my body expels? If my body feels the biological need to get rid of something, I am not going to argue with it.
Do you make a snack out of your loogies too? Vomit? Poop? Do you wash it all down with a urine enhanced Arnold Palmer chaser? LOL
I would hope not but feel free. Just DONT tell me about it.
Now maybe you can see my point?
Maybe you can try some additional nouns and adjectives. 😷
Who could stop you? Who would want to? 
Just don't invite me to the party. LOL
you might actually say something funny ... it's ok, you can have an off day ... 🔇
that are using a dental dam when eating pussy? LOL
I see absolutely no parallel between cum and the poop, vomit, urine and loogies you bring up. You're gross, Jack. hahahahaha
hat pig shit (or cow, horse, or chicken shit) tastes like, you've obviously never lived on a farm or ranch...
I can unequivocally say that my cum does taste better than pig shit.
but I was always pretty careful to keep my mouth shut when there was any possibility of "splashish" lol
I know the thought of me "keeping my mouth shut" is enough to make one ROFL, but it's true.
are the reasons I learned to spit.....
I hear they are STILL looking for that donkey ...
being younger than 25, right Jack. Lol
Those of us who like transsexuals may have had the experience...
.....or maybe only one way....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Dunphy
I was curious about your user name and found that above.
No?
Google search:
https://www.google.com/search?q=jack+dunphy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safar
It's a reference from "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest."
...a rock and a hard place. Either your handle is an homage to Truman Capote's lover or you came up with another reason from "Cuckoo's Nest" and you're admitting that "Jack Dunphy is full of shit" - a line from the movie.
Jack Dunphy IS full of shit. LOL
Are YOU new here?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Dunphy
I was curious about your user name and found that above.
No?
Google search:
https://www.google.com/search?q=jack+dunphy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
This brief video will explain it.
i too was 16...it was not necessarily about taste but consistency...not much to taste except maybe if you are a smoker (yuck) or eat heavily scented food ie garlic or even a lot of breads...you are what you eat...so i am gonna have to go with 5
Who claims she would vote 9 or 10. She never wanted to let a drop go to waste...
I've never tasted another's...
No {sigh}. Her husband found out and put an end to that... She was the closest thing to a nympho I'd ever met...
She said it tasted like bleach or heavily chlorinated swimming pool water.
Makes sense. She was a swimmer and loved the smell of the pool.
She was an odd duck.
Do you still have her #?
guess his cum must taste like french toast and bacon
Most likely you got the best end of that deal.
Like a never-ending quest for better and better jizz.
Of course "leaving me" is a bit of an exaggeration, considering she was 17 and I was only 14 and she only fucked me to get back at her ex bf. But it is true that she took up with a coke dealer just a few days after fucking me, but I was walking on air for a week none the less. I can only imagine what she looks like now, a coke head, or ex coke head, sixty years old. I think I will just remember her how she looked at 17 instead.
I'm a "sex worker" camp. Ya know..."classy" and all lol.
I just don't picture you in the "other" camp Gag
Carry on...
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Unlike some guys here, my entire sexual history does not consist solely of hookers. Mainly, yes. Solely, no.
This "older woman" of 17 was not a "sex worker" I didn't have sex with my first hooker until well over a year later at the ripe old age of 15, this happened at the tender age of 14. You remember 14, don't you? Like me, it was 40+ years ago.
6. I had heard it could be very salty and taste like foods they eat so I kinda knew what to expect.. It wasn't great but wasn't gross either.. Its all about the guy because I've had moments where its like "yum" ranging all the way to "I'm going to die" lol!!!!
1. I'm going to die.
2. I wish I were dead.
3. Never, ever again
4. It's a damn good thing I'm getting paid a lot for this.
5. So, what's the big deal?
6. With a bit of sugar, they'd have something here.
7. Nothing like a tasty mid-day snack.
8. Who need whipped cream?
9. I'm sucking this thing dry.
10. How much would you charge to come back in a few minutes and give me another fix?
I'm going to guess that the answers average out to about a 3.5.
Never have and no curiosity at all.
...rimming and ass play.
My SO at the time had just finished a nice BBJNQNS, and in the heat of passion we exchanged a lusty kiss. Unfortunately there were remnants still lingering in her mouth. That was 35 years ago. I vote for number 3.
She's supposed to swallow something you can't stand?
but don't try to give me that "what's good for the goose" crap where it comes to getting fucked in the ass either. Yes, it's a double standard, and NO, I don't really care if it is.
since I've had the transsexual experience. It was # 5 for me. It didn't seem to have any "flavor."
From the very first load, I was hooked. It's not the taste (which I have no qualms with), but the intoxicating rush of ecstatic triumph that I've made my partner cum, and that I get to consume the physical product of my ministrations that drives me crazy. The sweet taste of success? It's been that way ever since for me.
Then again, I'm a big weirdo.
giggles maniacally when she makes me cum... she admits it's a power trip...
I guess you're not the only weirdo...
..."Abondon all hope". So the question begs.... "All yea who enter here"?
..."not as bad as I thought". Ehhhhh .... I guess #5 is the closest thing to that.
1. I'm going to die.
2. I wish I were dead.
3. Never, ever again
4. It's a damn good thing I'm getting paid a lot for this.
5. So, what's the big deal?
6. With a bit of sugar, they'd have something here.
7. Nothing like a tasty mid-day snack.
8. Who need whipped cream?
9. I'm sucking this thing dry.
10. How much would you charge to come back in a few minutes and give me another fix?
I'm going to guess that the answers average out to about a 3.5.