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I have been doing this now for a little over 6 months. My first time is pretty fresh in my mind. Also pretty convenient to have a review to remind me as well. My first time was with SS no reviewed on this website. Everything went smoothly. I've never been one of those nervous types I call her the day of the appointment to confirm and she told me I was the only person tonight as the other client cancelled. I flat out asked her would she like it if I bought her dinner. No clue how she would respond to that but she was awesome and she said sure. I took her to a sushi hibachi house down the jersey shore. I gave her what she asked for which i thought was a steal for the night and spent over 4 hours with her. I wouldn't have changed a thing about that night.  
    For the rest of you....if you remember who your first gal was....was the meeting all it was cracked up to be. I figure it might have been before reviews were even written on websites for some. So, if you wrote a review about your very first time...What would you have said. If the experience was less than memorable...if you have a do-over and choose a new FIRST provider...who would you choose assuming they would see you with no references.  
     

 

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last, and only for many, many, many years...

Juarez Mexico: Drunker 'n a Lord, Hornier "n Rhino... girl picked me up in the bar and took me to a back room, collected a half months pay (I was making a whopping $98 a month working for Uncle Sam at the time). Some old, toothless crone dropped my drawers and inspected my pecker. We crawled on a mattress, I stuck my dick in her, pumped three times and came.

A week later, I was squeezing the pipes at the urinal and on my way to sick call to get an ass full of penicillin...

Yes, it was memorable... and yes it was long before Al Gore invented the internet and websites..

Sadly, you still haven't learned what it means to be discrete. Without discretion, how can there be trust? 🙁
Is this National Indiscretion Day? First Octavia, now you. (Not that you haven't repeatedly done this in the past.)

I'm making conversation? What is the problem? What does Octavia have to do with this? I'm confused? Should I care you don't like me? Who are you?

Posted By: perfectstorm
Sadly, you still haven't learned what it means to be discrete. Without discretion, how can there be trust? 🙁  
 Is this National Indiscretion Day? First Octavia, now you. (Not that you haven't repeatedly done this in the past.)

We have had some bc discussions, and all is good, for now, but if you are going to continue to have "flappa de gummina" disease, you will make enemies here. Fast.  

Listen to PS. He is a walking, talking TER rules expert, a good dude, and he has been trying, and I have been trying, to help you here.

Your consistent indiscretions will be your down fall. You're new and you might not know what you are doing so it is even more imperative you listen to experienced voices here. If you still don't know what I am referring, then pm me.

I don't mind working with newbs, in fact I like it, but you are wearing on many people's nerves in short order.  

Now, don't ask me who I am, you know that already. Lol

Zak needs a miracle but God sent him Jack Dunphy. :D

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Zak, you seem truly lovely. So, it would be a shame if you wound up having problems with a provider over something needless. We love clients with great personalities like yours, but if they are too careless with info, things can get messy fast.  

Things to remember:
You can insult someone while only saying seemingly complimentary things about them.  

You can out someone without ever mentioning their name.  

Some of us have intrusive people in our lives (or have recently fled them) who scan these boards religiously looking for morsels.  You don't know who these will be bc its not often a great business practice for providers to dump their heavy furniture into their marketing and sessions.  

Many of us are fine with sharing our bodies and having that detailed in reviews, but feel disrespected we share anything else and that's treated cavalierly in here. Especially when our work, privacy, or safety could be compromised.  

You are having fun and I hope you have a lot of wonderful adventures here

8-9 yrs ago.  SMOKIN, 20ish, Thai woman in Vegas.  I was a nervous wreck.  She the ultimate professional.  Drained me more times than I thought possible in 70-80 min (she ran over).  Sadly no longer in the business.

not her name. LOL

It was great but I was new and saw her like 3x only.

I would not repeat today!

I just had a first last night, what I mean is I was her first client ever. So new that I'll have to wait for the agency to make a profile page for her in order to review her. So young that I carded her, of course I told her to put her thumb over her name and address on her DL.

It was a first for me though, being a first client. She was born to fuck, she was better than a lot of girls with more experience, high energy, willing to please, very pretty, hot little body, very comfortable in her own skin, hmmm, yummy.

I stumbled across a Latino provider named Maria. Slighty hidden face pics still looked great and an ass to die for. Fortunately I didn't and saw here 3 or 4 times before she disappeared. Beautiful and skilled. Really wouldn't change a thing.  

No reviews, I didn't learn about TER for a while after. She would be a 9/8.5 easy. BBBJ then a cover. Saw her pics a while later, sounded like her, but it was her sister. 7/7 at best. Scammed but little head said go for it. Not a bad time, but not Maria.

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My reply was to his original post. Note that he modified his post (twice). It's fine now, but the original post divulged way too much info. Even though it is ok now, damage was done. How many people read it before the edit

It was only a massage with HJ ($40 - 1974).  I can't recall her name (I'm terrible at names.) but I recall the location and what she looked like (blonde and very slim).  It lasted only maybe 10 minutes, but I thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.  I came back the next week for a blow job ($60).

I was only 22 and still a virgin

I can't remember which stone tablet I chiseled my review on. But I do remember the event. It was in Japan and cost me about $2.50 I was in the Navy and it was my first of 3 tours of duty in Japan. Long before Aids so everything was BB. After a hot bath with a very cute young woman. In bed I lasted about 2 minutes. I was hooked and I hit the beach almost every time we were in port.

My SO had been medically out of commission for almost a year, could sense my developing anxiety, and suggested that I get a massage. We lived close to a legit salon/spa that she had used, but her advice was to "try Craigslist", with a grin. Found TER (and BP) by googling phone numbers - IIRC at the time, scores were visible to non-VIPs. Found a 20ish coed with 2 reviews, who showed up on BP but not CL. Her price was high enough that I expected fbsm with extras. Smoking hot bod, pretty face with waayyy too much eye makeup, and she was DIY. Shared my disappointment & every last detail of the experience with my SO, who secretly conspired to blow my mind a few weeks later (and succeeded, but that's a different story).

Postscript: On her way to the massage incall, a huge snow storm began & delayed the provider, who called & let me know she was coming from a tiny suburb 25 miles north of town. A year later, I got a call to do some work at somebody's daughter's townhouse in that suburb. Guess who greeted me at the door, wearing waayyy too much eye makeup? I think we both gasped a little bit, and understood it would be inappropriate to acknowledge what had happened, without saying anything. She had a massage room on the lower level, and was removing evidence that she was a cam girl in her living room before her mom arrived. Not bad, not good, just awkward.

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