brunette in my office drives me nuts. wears tight sweaters that really show off her D-cups

How about you ask her out for drinks and see where it goes from there?

If she says yes then maybe you have a chance, but if she says no then move on.
It's very risky sometimes fucking a co worker but everybody has to do what works for them.

There are MANY women I would/would've liked to make indecent proposals to - at the gym, the grocery store, and yes at work...

One in particular at work I started off with mildly inappropriate banter and when it was not rejected slowly turned up the inappropriateness until she walked into my office, pushed me up against the wall behind the door and stuck her tongue down my throat.  Things progressed rapidly to groping and panting and we ended up naked in the back of my SUV parked at the local lake sucking and fucking like teenagers.  Only draw back was neither of us was thinking and had condoms so timing and pulling out was key.  Next day I found a box on condoms on my desk and for the next 6 years it was nooners in the car at the lake and occasional afternoon off sites at the local motel.  She changed jobs but we still get together a couple times a year.  

And she, I thought, was a conservative little minx!

t helps. And I'm not talking regular old spankin' it.

You have to epically jack off. Like you really mean it. In your imagination, you have to be pounding these yoga pants girls. In the ass. Pinning their ears behind their heads and pounding away like a porn star.

Then you can go to work, and next time you see them, you will have this perverted creep look on your face. This will creep them out and they will likely start avoiding you. Maybe even start wearing loose-fitting "mom jeans" or something. Just anything to keep your creepy face at bay.

Your lust problem is now solved

i have a client that picks out providers based on if they look like certain ladies in his office that he would like to get together...not sure if it would work for you, but it helps him to keep out of trouble at work

during my lunch hour. I'd have to eat a quick sandwich on my way back in. I also was a 5 minute walk from my work. If only I'd have taken some of the offers, and done a nooner with them every now and then. UGH #regrets

I had considered that idea of hiring providers built like them, however in my area those are hard to find without driving two hours or paying $300+ an hour...

Though I still might consider  it because otherwise I'm going to just walk up to one with a fistful of cash and say " it can be yours if you can be mine...." Lol

Never butter your bread. Never.

Yes, of course, I've looked at co-workers and lusted.  Lots of smart, energetic, gorgeous, fit 20-somethings where I work.  

But, just don't do it.  There are plenty of fish in the sea. A work place relationship is at best awkward at worst criminal (even if the subordinate is there willingly).

... Went to a business meeting with a software company in Vancouver once.  I arrive and the place is crawling with these amazing looking young women in Yoga outfits.  There was about seven of them on the elevator with me.  I went to my meeting and there I found out that I was at the Corporate HQ of LuluLemon.  This company was moving because LuLu needed their space.  I think all the engineers needed anti depressants due to the pending move..  Beats me how you would get anything done at that place.

I worked with a barely legal blonde, who had the most gorgeous legs along with a nice ass. I always wanted to yank down her short shorts and give her anus a nice lashing with my tonge.

I thought that would have been fairly indecent of me.

Tight little Asian girl with big breasts who worked at my kids day care.  She had those big responsive nipples no bra could mask and wore v-neck tops all the time.  She spent most of her time on the floor playing with the kids so from the front you could see all the way down to her belly button.  Dads would race the moms to pick up the kids.  

Call me a pig but I so wanted to get called in for a one on one parent teacher conference...

regardless of who their direct supervisor is.  Depends on company's culture but I would strongly discourage any contact outside of work (even happy hour with bunch of other ppl etc).

backin the day.  I was sleeping sexually after a marriage that was dragging me down.  Had a sexy triste of friends with benefits and have been on fire ever since!

Start to work at gay club!

These days?  Just say no.  When it comes to co-workers or clients I err on the side of caution.  A claim of sexual harassment can be the kiss of death to your career.  You may feel like it is an innocent comment.  Or that if you ask her out for drinks and she says no, it is no harm no foul.  Not everyone looks at things the same way.  

As much as I might want to tap something at work it is not worth the risk in my book.

My son is now in his 20's, however back in his teens he was a competitive swimmer.  I asked him why he didn't date any of these beautiful athletic girls and his response was "Dad, I don't shit were I eat"...  Love that kid!!!!

My professional contacts know as much about my personal life as I care for them to. There is no need to share my personal life with them and it can only lead to a situation which I do not have control over. If any of my professional contacts were to be told about my hobby life, I think they would initially doubt it, although it would probably fill in some blanks.

The message of "don't shit where you eat", is the best and most useful response as far as I'm concerned. There are just so many more people outside of our professional life who we could have fun with, that doing so within that arena and inviting possible professional decline of respect is not an option that I'd pursue.

Your coworkers aren't your play things. How about trying to be an adult and just treat them like people.  

If you are interested in a relationship or something like that ask them out (provided they don't report up to you and the job doesn't really intersect)

Its not that difficult a task to manage.

By the time I was in my mid-20s, I was running a company & would have liked to have slept with most of the women working for me. But. Besides spending all my attention on achieving operational excellence & profitability, it was important to pay attention to the things that threatened those business ideals, and in the mid-80s, an emerging threat was the downside of sexual harrassment. I vowed never to be That Guy, and in fact fired somebody who thought it was perfectly okay. He was married, and had some 'splainin' to do. I'm gonna guess it didn't work.

Time goes on, I'm in a different place (where I'm not the boss), and one day a co-worker asks me over to hang out, drink beer, & bitch about work. We didn't part company for decades. I ended up boss at that place, and another place that she followed me to. She didn't make an indecent proposal,  but she definitely had one in mind (as she would later confess). What she did was create a friendly context for getting more familiar, and the indecent stuff just kinda happened. And real well, based on the result.

All that eye candy at work? Enjoy the view. Enjoy the naughty thoughts. But treat them as peers worthy of respect, as equals. Several of them might be having the same kinds of thoughts. And they'll create the friendly context, or it could be you. But the most important words to bear in mind are 'respect' and 'equals'. If that ain't there, disaster awaits.

Asking someone for a date is OK.  Ignoring a "no" and asking again is not OK.  If you're a manager, date someone in a different department.  As far as workplace policies go, I think it's pretty balanced.