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Let's say you can't connect one night, but the night is still young. You know the looks you'd get if you placed a male condom on the bar, next to your cell phone and drink ... so instead, you try a FC?

A novel conversation starter with an IRL babe who's curious or a hooker who's drawn to it like a moth to a flame? Considering they're both at the bar.

Ladies especially, what would you do or think if you saw that? Or will I spend the night alone with my still new FC and Mr. Harry Palm?  

Let's take LE or a Sting out of the answer pool for this one.

-- Modified on 1/19/2016 4:52:13 PM

I'm imagining a group of 10 of us...you and I included... and we are listening to you say this out of no where.  

We all pause when you're done and look at one another's faces. Which for the most part all read "is he serious" mixed with trying not to laugh.

Every group of friends needs that one with a vivid imagination....and the guy I'd have a real life crush on would "take you seriously" (an act) to engage more dialogue so that the group can laugh and pick the ladies brains. My crush may even bet that you won't do it and if he loses, you win some money. Actually, I'm tempted to bet you...

What is life without fun?

Is probably going to say, "I've heard those are great for anal sex. The leather bar is down the street"

I was interested in hearing the more clever responses like this and Julia's. This can be a very entertaining crowd. Always a few who jump ugly and don't understand tongue in cheek.

Posted By: nothrofboston
Let's say you can't connect one night, but the night is still young. You know the looks you'd get if you placed a male condom on the bar, next to your cell phone and drink ... so instead, you try a FC?  
   
 A novel conversation starter with an IRL babe who's curious or a hooker who's drawn to it like a moth to a flame? Considering they're both at the bar.  
   
 Ladies especially, what would you do or think if you saw that? Or will I spend the night alone with my still new FC and Mr. Harry Palm?  
   
 Let's take LE or a Sting out of the answer pool for this one.  

-- Modified on 1/19/2016 4:52:13 PM

Although those things are notoriously hard to get right the first few times. I prefer the male condoms for ease of use...maybe I am just lazy...lol

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