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Thought this would be a great way to start a great Tuesday! Happy Tuesday everyone!

Feel free use an alias if the story is too outrageous......  

Let's be for real not every encounter goes as we plan, not for the hobbyist not for the provider. Hey I put on a hell of show I consider myself and entertainer and like any entertainer there are bloopers (not on tape duh) that has occurred.  

#1Guy that wanted me to torture his balls. I look at him and ask him are you sure? He insist (Never again will I do that) okay I pretend to go to the kitchen and get water and whisper to myself (Oh my God, at least for 5 seconds) by the way 2nd week of my career.  

#2 Open the door and let him in, giving him a tour of the incall and I fall on my face, I played it off and turn around and turn it into a floor and wall move like you see at the strip clubs. He claps not knowing I almost killed myself LOL  

#3 I have a shoulder that dislocates time and time again. So I'm doing RCG and this guy yanks my arm and my shoulder dislocates. He couldn't see my face when it dislocated, of course I collapse (In position still) and start massaging his balls with my hands, while riding him, he loves it. He likes "wow that feels great, no one has done that before" (Of course not many people's shoulder comes out of it's socket during sex) He can't see me I'm sweating and in pain "Oh my God does it feel good" I couldn't even say that in a sexy voice I was just whispering it (Hey the show must go on)  

#4 Anal Guy this guy thought(He saw the my pics oh yeah and that ad for the week that said Curvy, no he wanted to do acrobats with this leggy curvy bitch I was like OK) I was a spinner and wanted to do some crazy anal position.....needless to say we both tipped over. I can't begin to explain my laughter spell after that. Yeah a nice black and Blue but hysterical.

#5 I get the chair for someone and I have no idea how he missed it and just fell (I'm aways laughing and pranking ppl so you can imagine how hard it was for me not to laugh. Disclaimer: He missed the chair I didn't prank him) I think I broke out into a cold sweat, because I wanted to laugh so hard.  

#6 Guy DATY hears a song on the radio and while dinning he starts singing. I'm "what are you doing?" He like "It's my favorite song in the whole wide world I have to sing it no matter what" I spend literally 1/2 an hr laughing I couldn't stop.  

Your Turn: Things that didn't go as you planned/bloopers :)

One time I rolled right off of the bed onto the floor I did not realize I was at the end of the bed.
Going down on a guy sitting in a chair and he is leaning forward when I got up.
I did not realize he was leaning over so close accidentally head butted him not hard but....after being stunned and surprised me apologizing he's apologizing and then we are laughing

We had a "strange" session.  
She wanted to be tied up - no problem. I have restraints
She wanted me to use toys on her - I can do that. I have a "toy box"
She wanted to wear a leash and collar - ok I had one (she took it)
She wanted to be choked with the leash - um that's scary
She wrapped the leash around her neck and choked herself hard - very scary, very hard.  
She said if she passes out she'll "come back" - ok I'm weirded out now. Too many zombie movies.  
She had me let one hand free so she could choke herself, oh and demanded I give her wine thru a straw, which she slurped down complete with noises at the end. Oh and also, she was a squirter who drenched me and my bed. So for a two hour session, I had a drunk provider choking herself out, coming back to "reality" and screaming "wine me!" And squirting frequently.  
At the 90 minute mark I said,"ok that was fun, but it's time to untie you. She protested loudly for 15 minutes and finally agreed. I untied her and found a dry spot on the bed for a fast ten minute BBBJ. She became very silent after I came and I thought she passed out from too much wine. She came to and quickly ran for the adjoining bathroom. She was NQNS so I knew she wasn't running to "spit". A purple waterfall erupted from her mouth as she vomited into the toilet (mostly) while standing while leaning over. I don't think I ever saw a human vomit so much. She drank a bottle and a half of wine here, but it seemed like a gallon came out of her. Her driver showed and she had to leave, "sorry about the mess" ... I spent post session doing laundry instead of sipping premium booze and relaxing. Ugh.

open it, and standing there is......my wife!

(She saw my car parked out on the street in front of the hotel, got the room number from the idiot at the front desk, and came on up.)

Oh, and the provider came up behind her about 1 minute later

She turned on her heels and marched off in disgust.  (Can you blame her?)

That night we had a long talk (This was my second time in less than 6 months that I got busted by her.)

yadda yadda yadda, She said she would try to put up with it for now.

yadda, yadda, yadda a couple of years later she decided she couldn't hack it and sued for divorce.

yadda, yadda, yadda I met another gal who was an escort and dated her, then got married.

We live ever after

After she stormed off, did you go thru with your session with the provider? lol.

I'd love to hear how this turned out ???? Talk about a cliffhanger!

Posted By: mrfisher
open it, and standing there is......my wife!  
   
 (She saw my car parked out on the street in front of the hotel, got the room number from the idiot at the front desk, and came on up.)  
   
 Oh, and the provider came up behind her about 1 minute later.  
   
 

So I meet this drunk hooker in my favorite bar who tells me she got stood up by her client. We chatted and she asks me to put my hand up her skirt. No panties. OK. She then pulls down the strap on her blouse and reveals the most amazing, erect black cherry red nipple, reaches for my rock hard cock and asks me take her home. Mind you, this is almost 20 years before my first P4P, uncharted territory!  

When we got upstairs, we're all over each other. I too had been basted by several margaritas and she was feeling no pain, literally.
I slid to the floor and she followed and crawled towards me. I grabbed her to pull her toward me  just as she went a limp and slammed her face first into the wall. I thought I broke every bone in her beautiful face. No, it just woke her up and she dragged me to bed in that moment. Normal warmup stuff she wanted me to fuck her. When I got inside her and was pounding away, she started screaming... Oh my god, you have the Devils dick... WHAT? I didn't know what to think and shes begging for more, screaming... fuck me with the Devils dick, fuck me hard with your Devil dick. Another 1st. Fucking Lady Satan. So I did, but didn't really expect such a vocal or wild woman. We passed out only, only towake up 20 minutes before I had to be in work. Wrinkled dress pants and shirt, lost my tie. Never was asked to pay. She was unconscious (and breathing) when I left. Let's just say everyone at work, including the VP of Sales had a pretty good idea what happened that night. Man, I loved that bar!

So help me God. I bagged my first hooker!

So I'm in Detroit and walk into a strip club that I didn't know had dancers at night...seriously
During the day the old man that owned it had amazing roast beef and corned beef sandwiches.
I see this dancer on the stage and everyone is ignoring her. She's looking pissed.  
One of the best all time bodies I've ever seen but the face was just so so. And she was a quiet dancer, not a lot of pole swinging etc.
I applaud and tip her every song but I'm starving because the kitchen closes at night. Who knew?
She comes down and sits at my table and I buy her a few beers. I was surprised because she was buying guy drinks instead of the hustler cocktails.  
She comes down off the stage after her last set and asks me if we have someplace to go. I lived 20 + miles away.
So we went down the street and rented a room at this Motel 6
Screwed our brains out for the first hour.
Then she looks at me and says take me home I don't have my car.
Get in fr Not of her house and we're going at it again when she grabs my shirt and says "you're coming in and you are not sleeping tonight" Gulp
We don't get past the living room when I've got her in CG really going at it but she's whispering quietly. And I'm like "wtf"
Well, two minutes later I found out "wtf" when he mother comes into the living room and turns on the lights.
She screamed "I'm gett No out of this whorehouse". My little buddy headed for the hills but she wouldn't stop. Said her mother would get over it and she hadn't had any for a while and I needed to finish what I started.

but she started calling me at 2 a.m. a couple times a week, and wouldn't talk. I'd call her by name, no answer, no hangup .... but she just be breathing lightly at the other. Too bad. She was cute and hot. No one has called me or my cock Satan/Satan's dick since.  

Doesn't make me a bad person, right? (

Posted By: mrfisher

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