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If you were a fair food what would you be and why?
GoldieKnox See my TER Reviews 1071 reads
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You guessed it everyone! It's fair season - starting today at 4pm in Del Mar through July 4th

 
If I were a fair food I think I would be a funnel cake!
Why? Because it's poured in a crazy wild pattern, heated up then topped with sweetness!  
You can even add fruits and whipped cream for enhanced flavors!

 
What would you be?
A giant turkey leg?
Cotton candy?
Kettle corn?

Please share and see everyone at the fair!

coeur-de-lion423 reads

corn dog, because when I get angry many of you have accused me of having a stick up my ass.

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incallman2326 reads

CDL, I like you more and more all the time. Your sense of humor is priceless. Self deprecating, even more so.

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1angelinajones328 reads

You make it sound very delectable @Goldie ;)
I'm Frozen  Fruity Yogurt ~ Sweet, Melts~in~your~mouth.

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incallman2359 reads

Was that my mouth? LOL

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1angelinajones268 reads

You know it Sir, aka ___alingus!!
xo Angelina Jones

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coeur-de-lion312 reads

make it sound, the "frozen" part is a deal breaker for me.

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incallman2311 reads

Cotton candy. Because it is light, sweet and melts effortlessly in your mouth.

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1angelinajones257 reads

"Melts in your mouth, and not in your hands"
 would also be found at the fair, or anywhere:
 M & M's;  peanut, almond, plain,  
 or even perhaps the Italian ones!  
 AJ

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DiscreetGuy444353 reads

Corn....Peel me back, I'm hot, tasty, and satisfying. Slide a little butter on me and I get even better!

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HeidiSpice360 reads

Those tempting, delectible cinnamon buns that they sell........ with that irresitible fragrance. They look SO tempting, and- it turns out- although they might not be "good for you"....... once you give in to their temptation, you find that they were well worth the extravagance!  AND, once you've given in to them, you can never resist them in the future..........  Enough said!

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coeur-de-lion284 reads

bathing regularly can get rid of "cinnamon buns."

Sorry, Heidi, but you set me up pretty good.

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HeidiSpice308 reads

Very funny Coeur.............. did you want to try that bathing stuff together?  Perhaps I could have you scrub those hard to reach places???

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
bathing regularly can get rid of "cinnamon buns."  
   
 Sorry, Heidi, but you set me up pretty good.  
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coeur-de-lion309 reads

a session.  Its the greatest icebreaker IMO.  A little soap on your hands and the next logical thing is to rub each other with it.  I only hobby in SD about once or twice a month, and I have a to-do list already, but you never know . . . . .  your invitation is hard to pass up.  In the meantime, do a little yoga and there ARE NO hard-to-reach-places, but if you want to reserve one for me . . . .

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HeidiSpice331 reads

Keep me in mind..........

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mrroberts69256 reads

For the last 5 years I have a cinnamon bun....I will never again eat one without thinking of you! LoL

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SD_Guy_2865306 reads

I guess I'd be something unique, like fried Kool-Aid, fried popcicle or maybe a krispy crème burger.
 

Posted By: GoldieKnox
You guessed it everyone! It's fair season - starting today at 4pm in Del Mar through July 4th  
   
   
 If I were a fair food I think I would be a funnel cake!  
 Why? Because it's poured in a crazy wild pattern, heated up then topped with sweetness!  
 You can even add fruits and whipped cream for enhanced flavors!  
   
   
 What would you be?  
 A giant turkey leg?  
 Cotton candy?  
 Kettle corn?  
   
 Please share and see everyone at the fair!

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sympathyforthedevil265 reads

churro....long and tasty

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LovelyVivianLace335 reads

Im sweet, bite size, and you wanna get a big handful of me! 😝

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GiaZanne302 reads

Yummy! They are sweet and unique treats with layers: fried, Oreo cookie and the cream! A complex yet simple confection everyone can enjoy! A little naughty but tiny treat!

Or maybe a cream puff? They are soft, creamy and just adorable!

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tonjit619172 reads

I would be the (vegetarian) turkey leg. You would be the cotton candy. Use your imagination.

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