Why does she dodge me? Is it because I'm 65+yrs old, 5'2" tall, 480lbs, have a comb-over hair do, have bad breath, have horrible ear wax, and I pick my nose? I mean, I'm sexy in my own "special" way.
Can somebody please help an old, fat, stinky guy understand? Can somebody let her know that Chop Chop luvs me more?
Thank You,
Whut-da-CHOP CHOP-u-want
Hey all you have to do is pick up the phone.....
Well, see.....if I knew that was all I had to do....
Do you think she'll come visit me and be down for whatever? I mean, I'm so insecure and I'm actually still a virgin too. I hope she can teach me....
Wee, I dont know if she wants to take your manhood from you or not. Is she really the one? LOL
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