AND have their baby's backs in whatever endeavor they choose, even escorting, makes me get all puppy-eyed with admiration for that Mom(you've seen the cards with the big eyes) whenever I have found a baby gurl in this hobby supported by Mom---I have known 3 whose Mom told them to go for it. Would have loved getting to know Mom;P~~~
Hey guys admit it; sooner or later you do or say something dumb and get totally embarrassed. I know I have had my share. Twice, not once but twice I walked out of the door still caring the envelope. Once I got all the way to the elevator and had to come running back and she hadn’t noticed yet. Another time I got back to my bike and suddenly felt it.
But the other day the lady gave me the name of the hotel and I immediately knew just where it was and so I zoomed on over. I went to call and looked at the hotel name and realized, oh shit wrong place. I called and told her I was running a hair late and finally got to where I was supposed to be.
yall got any crazy stories
A few years back I was staying at that fancy shmancy resort hotel in Greensboro. I scheduled an outcall at 11pm. Of course the lady didn't show up until midnight, but we still had a good time. As we were quietly saying our farewell pleasantries in the doorway she ask, "which way are the elevators, again?" I couldn't quite remember so I stuck my head out in the hallway, and evidently, too much of my body because the door shut behind me. So there I was standing outside my hotel room at 2 am without my key. Not only did I not have my key, but I also wasn't wearing any clothes except for my boxer briefs. So I told the lady to go on and I waited fifteen minutes sitting in the hallway then I took the walk of shame from the elevators to the front desk. Fortunately, there was only a security guard and the front desk lady there at 2 am. Told her I was getting something from vending and forgot my key. Of course I had no ID, but they took pity on my plight.
But the other day the lady gave me the name of the hotel and I immediately knew just where it was and so I zoomed on over. I went to call and looked at the hotel name and realized, oh shit wrong place. I called and told her I was running a hair late and finally got to where I was supposed to be.
yall got any crazy stories?
Been there ... Done that. Fortunately, it was with someone I have seen numerous times & we both got a laugh out of it. It was very embarrassing to me though.
Funny stories? Lots of them, but these are two of my faves ---
I was all excited to finally see someone I had been wanting to see for a while. Go up, knock on the door & as she opens the door, I said "can you believe we are finally going to do this?". Then, with the door completely open, the lady smiled & said "I think you may have the wrong room" WTF ?! I was mortified. I smiled ..... apologized ..... & retreated with my tail tucked. Checked my text & evidently my brain wasn't working because it processed the #'s wrong.
On another occasion, a certain friend & I just clicked and it was one of those intense, hot, passionate times that feels like it should be an Olympic sport. Well, doing mish & going hard, her head is just banging against the headboard. I go to slow down & ease her down a bit and she yells "don't you fucking stop !!!" I was so surprised --- in a good way. Her words & actions just made the moment!! We still laugh about it.
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There's a hooker in this area who is still trying to pass herself off as several different girls at different rates and who tells guys that hooking is in her genes as her mom would have made a good whore (as her mom is visiting her on Mother's Day).
In that context, nothing silly we do in this business is that dumb.
ya kinda missed the mark on that one.
I was in Raleigh and walked out of my room--with my key in my hand--and could not get back in. Of course I was just getting ice and was only in my towel. I tried explaining to the staff that the lock on the door was broken, but they made me go down to the front desk in my freakin' towel to get a new card. Of course, a new card isn't going to work, lol. 4 hours later, they figure out that they need to replace the lock. And of course, I had a client waiting for me downstairs. If you are reading this, I know who you are and still owe you an hour 50% off for your troubles! From now on, I am not leaving my room without my key, my phone or my sex face.