But you don't need 10 people. I just go by myself and eat someone fancy.

"The Time Of Your Life!"

If I'm aware in advance, I love to get a delectable cake, with  
candles for bloooowing!  And a can of whip crème to
add something additional to your celebration  
Sometimes an impromptu candlelit dinner too.
Finally I sing "Feliz Cumpleanos a ti",
in Espanol.  
If that doesn't tickle your Female or Male
birthday desires, I have a lovely duo's gf to put icing
on your cake!
{We've given lovely birthday soirees, but somehow the
celebrant never has the energy to blow out their bday
candles!