but if you think I put that much thought into it?.. You're wrong!
...such as..does he like CG or doggy? Does he like to CIM or cum on my face? Are his balls really that sensitive?.... If I wanted to be expected to remember life stories then I'd be a lesbian trying to bag a hairy chick talking my ear off about her college credits and non for profit organizations... Just saying. Lighten up.
Dont let the few radicals babe get in the way of your fun!
"FUCK EM"
have fun!
Ya'll want me to scream out your fake "client name"? Most of the time you guys don't even respond to the bullshit name you give us! How many Mikes and Richards can there possibly be in NYC?!!?!
Mike would you like some more wine? Mike? Mike!! Hey dude!
And I only want you to shout out my name if I am doing a good job and that's how you show it. And don't worry if you forget my name, I forget people's names all the time.
That's a huge reason why I don't shout out your names during fornication. I'm convinced that you're all lieing and laugh a little inside when i yell.."yes david, right there!" 👤
"Oh God"works.
Besides, were laughing at "fornication" 😙
..I felt it fitting to use "fornication".. Didn't want to sully your mind with distasteful language. 😋
Just thinking of you booboo!
But I like to be sullied. In fact, I have thoughts of being sullied in a sandwich of me, you, and Roxy.
Too impure for you, Boo?
Please say "fuck". It's a turn on. 😘
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Geesh , you must be from NY or something!
Ha ha
But I am fine with you yelling out the name "David" as long as I am balls deep in you. Sadly I would brake down and laugh at it though as I am definitely not a "David" and would be wondering who your thinking of getting you all hot and bothered.
They are just in the zone, Savannah. I use my real name I'm not about remembering another name.
Hate when guys ask me my real name... Savannah brings out apart of me that I wish i could be in everyday life but for obvious reasons I can't. She is who i choose to be and that's what makes me wet. She's who I really am.. Now you want to ask me for my real name? For what?! So you can call me by it and I feel like we're so comfortable that i put on sweats and rant to you about real life crappola? No sir! Never! I love this dynamic..keeps things sexy and fun!
I want Savannah!
I get what you say about the name creating or contributing to the erotic persona .
But interestingly it is not uncommon for ladies I see frequently to eventually mention their real name. At least their real first name.
At that point I'm never sure how they want me to address them. The intimacy of the authentic name or maintain the dynamic of the chosen name affixed to the fantasy.
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...or Papi. "Ay Papiii..."
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What's with the stereotypical lesbian stuff?
Lol I love women...unfortunately whenever i try to meet one organically..this is the type of situation im put in.. Would be ecstatic to meet a normal girl who allows me to play with her tits..lick her clit for a few hours then leave once I call the uber. Know any girls like that? Tell her, Ms. Saint James is looking! 😜
Yeah, you're looking at her!
And you get PAID to do it!
Idk Ms. Lo....I'm breakin in a new strap on these days... Don't know if you're ready for that!
And you get PAID to do it!
I got you! ...even you can feel the rath of my Mandingo strap on. 🍆🍆🍆
....not a big strap-on fan.
But I'll wrassle you for who gets to use the pocket rocket first!
Fucking sold!!!!!
But I'll wrassle you for who gets to use the pocket rocket first!
Damn, Savannah is on a roll tonight.
My partner in crime Roxanne showed me how to use the forum and it's been so much fun! Finally a place where I can speak freely and not hide like some common "hooker" as GaG would put it
Ahahaha
I thought you was Roxanne, because of the frequent posts.
Ahahaha
Lol!!!! That would be pretty epic...to have her guys review her and mine review me and not put two and two together?! Ahahah
On the off chance that you were being sarcastic...yes I suppose she posted a lot and now it seems like I do too...I can't speak for my BFF...but I'm lonely.. And it's nice not to hide. Sorry if that bothers you.
but if you think I put that much thought into it?.. You're wrong!
😂😂😂 guess I'm wrong. I suppose it happens from time to time.
That might be tough.
having been a practicing lesbian for several decades, even I have only met one or two that, sorta, meet your stereotypical description. And I've met a LOT of lesbians.
Maybe you take your own advice?....Just sayin'...day-amn...lol
I'm not one of those...I only like girls for pay or after a couple of patron shots kinda chick.. I legitimately love women and have tried on many occasions to pursue relationships with women. im sure quite a few people on this forum can attest to how hard it is to get a woman to lighten up when you first meet her. Only a hand full of times in my life have I met another gay/bisexual woman where she was DTF after a fun convo. Other than that? I've been stuck at horrible lesbian frequented events where the women are just unbearable! I'm not saying fuck all women...I'm saying...im done looking and if you're a lot of fun...hand in your application..got one on my website 😏
Maybe you take your own advice?....Just sayin'...day-amn...lol
mmmkay.....I will, respectfully, pass on that application opportunity. But, thank you for clarifying your feelings about lesbians.....lo
My days of meeting women organically are over! Providers all the way! Especially the ones who tour NY. Since I live here I only have to see there face once a month and that's great for me! Not to say anything bad about them. They're amazing..but I'm just always looking for a new conquest. So far...I've got a few amazing providers under my belt..so to speak 😜... If I get desperate enough I'll scrounge on BP...but you gotta take the iPhone flashlight to the pussy first and make sure she's herpes free 😂😂😂 due diligence
Oh you said herpes, yeah we don't need that.
The Bourbon is flowing tonight, lol.
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....when you should be viewing the offerings at the checkout counter.
Impulse shopping rules
I think I've done that. I don't remember.
Are you sure you're not a dude?LOL
I'm just joshin... Little abrasive humor for ya!
Hate speech sells. Say, you don't live in any glass houses yourself, do you?
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Hate speech? Not at all my intention. I suppose it's easy to misconstrue what Ive said because you don't hear my actual voice nor do you know me personally. I don't have a hateful bone in my body...but I do like to fuck around occasionally and poke fun.. especially when people take themselves too seriously.
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