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I always find it strange when clients ask, "hows business..Been busy?"  
I guess outside of the hobby this question is harmless...but I never know how to answer this when it comes up during a date.. What is he asking exactly? yes! Been super busy, thanks for asking..8 blow jobs...5 cock rings...2 threesomes and a partridge in a pear tree! And now after knowing that...lets DFK!

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...had a client ask that because he WANTS you to see him AFTER you've had a busy day? I have! I must say it was quite interesting!

Posted By: SavannahStJames
I always find it strange when clients ask, "hows business..Been busy?"  
 I guess outside of the hobby this question is harmless...but I never know how to answer this when it comes up during a date.. What is he asking exactly? yes! Been super busy, thanks for asking..8 blow jobs...5 cock rings...2 threesomes and a partridge in a pear tree! And now after knowing that...lets DFK!  

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Ahhh I'm way too shy for that! I actually get a little offended when I'm asked when my last client was.  Even if it was something that turned him on...I dont think I could be that open. i once told a client that I'd been so busy that day that Nathan's Hotdog eating contest had nothing on me!

But, I am admittedly bent.

I like sluts, they are my favorite people. I expect the woman to have showered and brushed her teeth in between, but it turns me on to think she's been fucking and sucking multiple men that day, yes I'm bent.

As far as her being busy, I want this to be a profitable venture for her so that she keeps doing it and then I get to see her again. If she doesn't do well financially, she might decide to try something else. Of course if she's good, she'll do as well as she wants to.

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I always assume they are either just making conversation,  getting turned on by you getting fucked by others or they want to see if they are your first. Honestly,  I don't REALLY know lol but I've been asked this many times.  My answer to them?  As busy as I want to be ;)
Still LMAO at 2 threesomes and a partridge and a pear tree!! :

"As busy as I want to be" I like that!

+1

Whenever I've been asked this question, I say the same thing. "I always stay as busy as I like to be!" ;D

Posted By: SavannahStJames
I always find it strange when clients ask, "hows business..Been busy?"  
 I guess outside of the hobby this question is harmless...but I never know how to answer this when it comes up during a date.. What is he asking exactly? yes! Been super busy, thanks for asking..8 blow jobs...5 cock rings...2 threesomes and a partridge in a pear tree! And now after knowing that...lets DFK!  

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Has anybody ever asked about a black friday special?

Oddly enough...No inquiries about a Black Friday special...guess my pu*sy is no match for best buy.. Fml

OMG baby it's been so slow. I am so absolutely thankful you asked me for a date.  

Posted By: SavannahStJames
I always find it strange when clients ask, "hows business..Been busy?"  
 I guess outside of the hobby this question is harmless...but I never know how to answer this when it comes up during a date.. What is he asking exactly? yes! Been super busy, thanks for asking..8 blow jobs...5 cock rings...2 threesomes and a partridge in a pear tree! And now after knowing that...lets DFK!  

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Hmm...should I say things like....it's been so long that I'm starting to collect cob webs in my panties? Or is that too dramatic?

Posted By: escalade1964
OMG baby it's been so slow. I am so absolutely thankful you asked me for a date.
Captain save a ho type guys might want to hear that, but many clients are simply happy to hear the lady is successful in her endeavors. When they ask, it's just like asking any other friend how their business is going. Not everyone is looking for a "damsel in distress". ;)

Skyfyre344 reads

Every once in a while a provider will seem to get her panty up in a bunch because of this question. Why take it so literally? 90% of time I'm sure it's just casual banter. I have my own business too and it's fairly common to hear "How's business?" or something similar.

For those who feels uncomfortable being asked nobody asked you to answer under oath ok? just give a general (canned) answer so as to move on. Here are a few suggestions:

Oh I'm doing ok thanks!  

Business been steady thanks!

Same same thank!

Alright I guess.

Then follow up your answer with a question of your own to deflect attention back to him such as:

So, how are the wife and kids? Getting any Christmas bonus this year? How was your cholesterol in your last checkup? Hitting up on any new secretary lately? etc..

If I like you, I want you to succeed.  

And if I like you as a provider, I want you to succeed out of my own selfishness, if you do well, you'll keep doing it and I'll get to see you again.

two types of guys ask that question...
type 1. hardcore hobbyists who sees different girls regular, he considers himself a hobby expert and likely to know how much on demand you are

type 2. the hobbyist really likes you, and wants to know whether he should be hurt and jelous when he goes home after the session and thinks about you for the next couple of weeks till he gets to see you again

depending on which type you are dealing with, you might want to change your answer lol

Frank132332 reads

I doubt he wants a count, it's just small talk.  I'd recommend answering with a one word answer, slow, average, or good.

Or were some of the bjs, crs, and 3somes combined? Quite a formidable day. The partridge sounds kinky.  

The other thing I’d like to know is how many you banged, not only today, but this week. In fact, how about this month? Do you keep track of your yearly numbers? Do you do turkeys on Thanksgiving? Then after that, I’d like to ask you about your all time records. Most guys in one day. Most guys in one month. Most guys in one year. Should we include girls? When we’ve figured all of that out, can you tell me how much money you make in a year? Us guys are just a curious lot. Numbers are a big thing to us. That’s why we can remember what Minnie Minoso hit in 1956. That’s why, when a porn star is coming to town it doesn’t just say her name, and flash her big tits. It says over 200 xxx movies in her career. We just have to know to let our imaginations run wild.

Of course I’m being goofy, and just teasing you. To the experienced lady and gentleman, there are a series of questions that are off limits during any given session. Going down the path of escort numbers is a topic clearly way off limits. Most of us guys know that. Some of us are either rookies, or dumb. Btw, Minnie hit .316.

So I should ditch the lingerie and just wear a pie chart...got it! Lmao

Oh yes, the pie chart would save you tons of dumb questions.

But then, that little slice of your pie chart that says 'other', would create a whole new array of questions.

I don't know if a client may be looking for a certain answer but I always tell the truth and say business is good..I'm staying very busy..let them know your in demand...

I know I am not bedding a virgin after all. But until you start talking business I avoid it to nor make you uncomfortable. But if you bed me well and wash well between I really don't care if I am first or fifth that day.

I live in a city where visiting ladies often will not make another trip due to lack of business.
If I like the lady, I ask if she enjoyed her visit and will plan to visit again because she was well compensated.
I never ask for details

One of the best parts of seeing a provider for me is, for that hour at least, it's all about me...it's none of my business how many men she'd seen before I walked through the door and it's none of my business how many will follow me...

I just don't care unless something that happened earlier in the day directly affects my experience...

I saw a provider once who had had a client earlier in the day bite one of her nipples way too hard and I was forbidden to touch her breasts for the session...that did not make me happy and really ruined the hour for me because it put the previous jerk foremost in my session time...I resented that very much...

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lick the cum from my pussy that #5 left an hour ago?"

That's how I answer that question everytime!! Hahaha

me being the smart assed MHB that I am would possibly say something to freak the guy out and then laugh hysterically afterward.  

Something like...well you're number 8 of 12 today so tick tock, let's get a movin, got other dicks to service...pun intended.

I get that as well, and always think they are asking just to be rhetorical, but I have a couple of other career options/activities, so I'm always busy.  When I answer, "Oh yes, I've just been going non-stop", eyes always get really big LOL

you had to take yourself into the shop just yesterday for new bushings, belts, and an oil pump.

"Everythings cumming up roses?" You're a classy fellow..I like that shit (please excuse my profanity..I'm well known potty mouth)

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