guy climbs into bed with his wife and hands her a bottle of aspirin.
she says, "what's this for? i don't have a headache!"
he says, "AHA!!!!"
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
guy climbs into bed with his wife and hands her a bottle of aspirin.
she says, "what's this for? i don't have a headache!"
he says, "AHA!!!!"
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