you have no shame
So I am with my ATF today and have to explain why my chest/nipple has a big bruise on it!
That was embarrassing. The last duo I did apparently got much to aggressive.
Of course she understood....LOL
Slow your roll Babe!
I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.
When this happens to you, how do you explain it to your S.O.?
Your thoughts if any?
Start playing Rugby, football, or even basketball.
Stay single... It's the BEST!
That was embarrassing. The last duo I did apparently got much to aggressive.
Of course she understood....LOL
Slow your roll Babe!
I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.
When this happens to you, how do you explain it to your S.O.?
Your thoughts if any?
He could have seen Octavia and then he'd have to explain his busted nuts to the SO.
The truth works for me.
let us know...come on
actually it was
should I have tipped more for the trophy?
LMFAO
you have no shame
So I don't give a flying fuck
Trampled by midgets running amok in the city!!!
Hilarious post!!!
I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.
After a test roll out to a small group of hobbyists, the program was a "10, 10" by almost all of them. But you know how reliable TER Reviewer ratings can be.
Explaining your wounds to your ATF or SO is still your problem
have the leg amputated.........then there will be nothing to hide.
My former ATF (she moved on from the hobby) left a pretty good set of claw marks on one side of my back. Anyone could see the location and angle pointed exactly to a job well done lol!! Only problem is Miss Case wouldn't be too impressed. So I had my lady friend scratch a few times across the claw marks to obscure the obvious lady love mark pattern. Convinced Miss Case I had had to crawl under a piece of equipment at work to fix it and tore myself up in the process, even ripped my work shirt a bit to sell the illusion. Always be thinking fellas!
if you're worried about the bruises because of a significant other possibly seeing them I do have one suggestion. Obviously this depends on your circumstances and whether or not you and your partner are even sexually active.
Come home or into bed once your partner is sleeping, so hopefully the room is dark. Initiate rough sex..wake up in the morning and blame the bruises on your partner..ha! (Works really well for hickeys)