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Re: was it 400.00 for two duo?teeth_smile
rpaul64 18 Reviews 307 reads
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lol

escalade19641542 reads

So I am with my ATF today and have to explain why my chest/nipple has a big bruise on it!

That was embarrassing. The last duo I did apparently got much to aggressive.
Of course she understood....LOL  

Slow your roll Babe!

I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.  

When this happens to you, how do you explain it to your S.O.?

Your thoughts if any?

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Durhamdrew436 reads

Start playing Rugby, football, or even basketball.  
Stay single... It's the BEST!

Posted By: escalade1964
So I am with my ATF today and have to explain why my chest/nipple has a big bruise on it!  
   
 That was embarrassing. The last duo I did apparently got much to aggressive.  
 Of course she understood....LOL  
   
 Slow your roll Babe!  
   
 I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.  
   
 When this happens to you, how do you explain it to your S.O.?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

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GaGambler236 reads

He could have seen Octavia and then he'd have to explain his busted nuts to the SO.

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scoed297 reads

The truth works for me.

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octavia.lexa354 reads

let us know...come on:)

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rpaul64308 reads

lol

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escalade1964276 reads

actually it was  

should I have tipped more for the trophy?

LMFAO

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octavia.lexa253 reads

you have no shame;)

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russbbj226 reads

So I don't give a flying fuck

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Gemma Coreana287 reads

Trampled by midgets running amok in the city!!!  

Hilarious post!!!

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Posted By: escalade1964
That was embarrassing. The last duo I did apparently got much to aggressive.  

I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.

I hear that TER is about to launch a new profit center by offering HobbyCare Supplemental Health Insurance.  It will cover the costs of hobby related injuries such as yours. Premiums may be paid by CCBill, Money Order or Anonymous Gift Cards. The Claim Forms look suspiciously like Review Submission Forms.  

After a test roll out to a small group of hobbyists, the program was a "10, 10" by almost all of them. But you know how reliable TER Reviewer ratings can be.

Explaining your wounds to your ATF or SO is still your problem

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LasVegan218 reads

have the leg amputated.........then there will be nothing to hide.

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case321302 reads

My former ATF (she moved on from the hobby) left a pretty good set of claw marks on one side of my back. Anyone could see the location and angle pointed exactly to a job well done lol!! Only problem is Miss Case wouldn't be too impressed. So I had my lady friend scratch a few times across the claw marks to obscure the obvious lady love mark pattern. Convinced Miss Case I had had to crawl under a piece of equipment at work to fix it and tore myself up in the process, even ripped my work shirt a bit to sell the illusion. Always be thinking fellas!

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SavannahStJames175 reads

if you're worried about the bruises because of a significant other possibly seeing them I do have one suggestion. Obviously this depends on your circumstances and whether or not you and your partner are even sexually active.  

Come home or into bed once your partner is sleeping, so hopefully the room is dark. Initiate rough sex..wake up in the morning and blame the bruises on your partner..ha! (Works really well for hickeys)

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