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Re: OMFG! She turned into an alien!
Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 285 reads
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Seems messy. Who gets to wash the sheets?

Came cross this today, not sure of its been discussed here or not but suddenly I've got a new found respect for the fruit.  

And that noise... A little scary but I'm sure it feels great.

And the office down the hall.

Posted By: Uomo
Came cross this today, not sure of its been discussed here or not but suddenly I've got a new found respect for the fruit.  
   
 And that noise... A little scary but I'm sure it feels great.

I'm following along and all seems pleasant and easy and then out of nowhere BAM! she turns into some sort of cross between a Dyson Animal and an alien.  That was hularious.  

There has to be a sex specific toy out there that's designed to do the same thing as the grapefruit.

Seems messy. Who gets to wash the sheets?

I'd be scared shitless if I heard that while blindfolded ... "Now whatcha goin to do is" Shit yourself because she sounds more like a broken garbage disposal instead of a blojob expert.

....sound like a possessed she-demon from hell! lol
Also I would have figured that grapefruit would be too acidic and would sting

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