Last night my hooker GF came over for some fun and wanted me to indoctrinate a friend of hers to the biz. It's really good to be me I guess.
But, the new kid wants to start running ads and asked about how to screen out those guys that are not classy. I just told her to start her rates at around $ 1k like my hooker GF was charging when she was running ads.
What does the class think?
Second: don't be full of shit.
Third: don't expect people to believe your BS
Just because you do.
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1. She should start by not seeing anyone that might call her "hooker"
2. .......
Well to make this easier then making a list just have her read your post and not see anyone like that and she should be off to a good start
ME ME ME ME ME... Mommy doesn't love me. I need attention!... ME ME ME
1. She should have either 'classy' or 'VIP' in her handle, URL, or email address
2. She should have in big letters on her site and in her BP ads...'UPSCALE MEN ONLY!!!! NO HAGGLERS!!!!'
3. She NEEDS to own a pair of shoes with red bottoms, and preferably wear them in her photos. With the red bottoms visible, obviously (sorry, but this is getting to be SO tacky and cliche)
4 She should take the tags out of the lingerie she wore for her bathroom-mirror selfies...or, at least have a friend who 'knows' photoshops really well cut the tags out
5. She should photoshop off all imperfections....scars, cellulite, freckles, wrinkles, eyebrows, arms, legs...and especially those 15 pounds she is always about to lose
6. An Aldo shoot
7. She should give the name and graduation date of ALL prestigious alma maters, from BA/BS to Ph. D.
.....and especially....
7. She should have a wishlist filled with luxurious clothing, high-end cars, and grandiose dwellings. With a European vacation thrown in, of course (first-class flights only!!!!!!!)
Bahahaha
Great Answer!!! The only thing I would ad is "just back from Dubai"
I also forgot: she should specify that she is 'low-volume'
Rich people don't fly commercial. Rich people have their own damn planes.
Great post though.
Don't forget No Black guys
She would instead say "No African American Gentlemen"
See how much classier that is? lol
freckles are NOT an imperfection. Sometimes, in between rounds, I like to play connect the dots...
Escortfiles just screams low class.
Gday There
Its a tricky one cause there are many degree's of classes.
good luck on your choices.
alley
xo
...that the first requirement of a classy guy would be NOT bragging about how classy he is...
If it doubles as a cock ring all the better
It will favor well-to-do clients. But wealth and class aren't synonymous.
Example:
Yup! It's true.
1. Listen really well to people and register their feeling and respond well to them
2. Protect the long term interests of those who report to you, those (like offspring, all parents, and patients or clients) who depend on you, and those who trust you if you have accepted their trust.
3. Tie your own bow tie, wear it infrequently. (otherwise it becomes a "bit").
4. Have definite taste in your look. Don't be afraid to add a zany touch like very loud socks.
Among many many other things
sound like PeeWee Herman. 
I am basically an insane redneck with money. That isn't classy.
I don't think it is important to be classy, but being a good person is. What does it take to be a good person?
-Must care about others and to go out of ones way to help others. But not to be a sucker to be taken advantage of.
-Must love ones family and put them first.
-Must forgive others of the transgressions against you. That doesn't mean you set your self up again for repeated abuse. A good person doesn't allow themselves to be abused. Being abused is not good.
-Must strive to be kind.
-Must do ones best to be active in the community and make it better.
-Must work. That does not mean have a job(stay at home parent if that is your focus, charity work, and if disabled or sick whatever you can do to make thing better for another count). Must be willing to do physical and mental labor if capable of it.
-Must be willing to accept people as they are but wanting and expecting the best for them and of them. A real tough balancing act.
-Must strive to be self reliant when possible.
-Must not take advantage of others.
-Must try to improve oneself daily and learn something daily.
-Must make a positive impact on the world, especially to those close to them.
-Must accept oneself and love oneself. Must forgive oneself ones weaknesses while struggling with them. I struggle here. I have a real hard time forgiving myself and loving me.
-Must be honest in ones dealings.
-Must be respectful of others, including their time.
I don't always live up to these standards. I fail daily. I think the struggle to be a good person is the important part. No one is doing all the above all the time, but is what we should try for. I haven't always been a good person and I fall short daily still. I do think I am a good person as a whole though.
Even rich guys can not be classy, class comes with how someone speaks to you and treats you on a telephone call, something obviously money cannot buy it seems.