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Been very excited about today....a 3 hour call with a couple I've seen many times. What went wrong this time....no clue!  

I open the door Amy walks in  

Amy: Roxanne, so good to see you. You look fabulous you lost weight, you look good don't get anorexic on me.  

Roxanne: THANK YOU been trying hard....where's Rick?

Amy:He's downstairs he'll be here in a second

Roxanne: Wonderful, let me show what I got for him, this is beau.....

Rick knocks on the door, He's always happy to see me.  

Rick: ROXANNE, so glad to see you.  
I smile  

Rick: Well, here's the instructions and she's sleeping now (stroller behind him, didn't notice it)  

Roxanne: (Shock, my face just shock) Um....what do you mean...?  

Amy: C'mon we are friends now, you were a teacher a good one at that....and our babysitter is sick. Couldn't find someone in such short notice but then I thought Roxanne! I even told you I needed a sitter

Roxanne: I thought you meant role play......  

Amy: Roxanne, please it's our wedding anniversary  

Roxanne: I thought i was your gift  

Rick: YOU ARE, you are our gift from God  

Roxanne: I guess, i'm a provider you know, that's what I am.  

Amy: Yea...but you can be many things and accommodating is one for sure, besides you have great experience with children.

Roxanne: (Just looking at her in amazement)  

Rick: Well, call us if anything and we'll see you later, Amy lets go we have reservations  

Roxanne: Amy are you okay with this? i....i mean.....  

Amy: Of course I trust anyone that sleeps with my husband
They hug me and rush out.  

Yep....I'm still looking at the door like if that didn't happen. But okay. I got this. I always figure it out.  

I guess Toys'R Us when she wakes up and blues clues.  

Couldn't make it up if I wanted to.......  

I mean a simple listen this isn't a call call we need a babysitter could have been enough.......

Absolutely, I just think they got comfortable you know what I mean. They had asked for a resume and of course I took my real name out of it, so they probably figured...ok she's good

They're going to pay $800 for a babysitter for 3 hours.  I believe it.... NOT!

More than that but in the 7 months I've been a provider it doesn't surprise me. When I was teaching parents use to leave their kids by themselves or with literally whoever. What can you do? I guess it's part of the job. Professional Babysitters with agency will charge you an arm an a leg so its about right, but with a provider I don't know. I mean I taught for 5 years and graduated Columbia so maybe they feel safe and of course the fact that they can leave a nasty review is another factor. so....it's like whatever at this point

Bob.Sugar496 reads

I would have been so disappointed if you had only gotten your undergrad from Yale  ;)

When do you start your Masters program?  I hear the Masters in Basketweaving schools are tough to get in.

Good luck  LOL

Posted By: RoxanneHeartNYC
More than that but in the 7 months I've been a provider it doesn't surprise me. When I was teaching parents use to leave their kids by themselves or with literally whoever. What can you do? I guess it's part of the job. Professional Babysitters with agency will charge you an arm an a leg so its about right, but with a provider I don't know. I mean I taught for 5 years and graduated Columbia so maybe they feel safe and of course the fact that they can leave a nasty review is another factor. so....it's like whatever at this point

Bill_Brasky614 reads

I found this one just 4 you!  I do hope you enjoy it!  I'll bet others could find good gifs if they simply tried harder.

What's so far fetched about a Columbia-educated hooker? It costs a shit-ton to go there - student loans are a bitch!

GaGambler380 reads

He was pushing 50 and his main "claim to fame" was that he had gone to Yale. Not surprisingly I did NOT hire him. He was even more pitiful than Al Bundy having scored 4 touchdowns for Polk High.

Bob.Sugar440 reads

Or if she did indeed mean Columbia University, she probably was doing an outcall.

I guess you only know the very very small percentage of Columbia grads that fucked up.  Are you saying the OP is now one of them as well?

I still get a kick out of the hookers that love to pretend that they are "highly educated".  And it's even more entertaining when guys like you buy that crap.

Posted By: cocktail-party
What's so far fetched about a Columbia-educated hooker? It costs a shit-ton to go there - student loans are a bitch!

Have you even been around any Ivy League kids? Many have been so stage managed for academic excellence that they're desperate for a stroll on the "wild side." You also have the sheltered rich kids who want to stick it to their parents and "slum it" for a while. The hobby can be conducive to both.

Bob.Sugar339 reads

Ivy league kids?  Seriously  LOL

Good thing my kids have a rich daddy then.

And most of their friends do as well.

As for slumming it...I'm sure a few do.  I also don't buy the OPs story.  But you sure do.

BTW...NOT all colleges pad stats.  Frankly the Ivy's and baby Ivy's prefer to list out the schools benefactors.  I think I own the zamboni at one of the baby Ivy's.  Yep...that's my name on the side.  I still wanted to drive it...but it was wasn't to be.

Posted By: cocktail-party
Have you even been around any Ivy League kids? Many have been so stage managed for academic excellence that they're desperate for a stroll on the "wild side." You also have the sheltered rich kids who want to stick it to their parents and "slum it" for a while. The hobby can be conducive to both.    

Not that I care, it's a harmless story. This site is for entertainment purposes, no? And I hope you wouldn't be a hypocrite if your kids dabbled as providers. Some of the wildest are the ones who can rely on the old man's money.

When my 8 year old daughter got kicked out of summer camp, my wife's and mine summer vacation plans were tossed in a knocked hat.

However, this was back when my ex was trying to be accepting of my hobbying, and there was one provider who could, in fact, house sit and watch my daughter for a week or so, and was willing to do so at a very reasonable rate, all things considered.  So we went for it.

The provider (Who I had known for quite some time and was pretty close to.) and my daughter got along very well.  In fact she would go and visit her and spend time with her in future years.

It sounds pretty far out, but it all worked like a charm.

Of course, your situation is not exactly the same.  What that couple did is pretty cold, IMHO

I think it's because I'm so fresh to the industry and of course young! So...duh...people will take advantage or push the limits. my reviews all say a conversationist, loving, caring goes the extra mile. I mean yeah this pushes my limits but if its for them to have a good time I have no problem. I would have done it for free would I know. LOL so it's crazy in 7 months I've seen I think everything. Better than bareback or a golden shower I guess (THOSE ARE MY LIMITS NO BAREBACK or golden showers on me) but other than that yeah I'm pretty much open apparently I'm babysitting.

In a good note they are happy and the baby is sooooo Good. Easily entertain so no harm done. Just surprising.

Just raid the fridge and drink their good wine so they don't make a habit out of it.
 

Posted By: RoxanneHeartNYC
I think it's because I'm so fresh to the industry and of course young! So...duh...people will take advantage or push the limits. my reviews all say a conversationist, loving, caring goes the extra mile. I mean yeah this pushes my limits but if its for them to have a good time I have no problem. I would have done it for free would I know. LOL so it's crazy in 7 months I've seen I think everything. Better than bareback or a golden shower I guess (THOSE ARE MY LIMITS NO BAREBACK or golden showers on me) but other than that yeah I'm pretty much open apparently I'm babysitting.  
   
 In a good note they are happy and the baby is sooooo Good. Easily entertain so no harm done. Just surprising.

It was at my incall. LOL didn't feel right drinking in front of a toddler but next time for sure

Next time? Oh Hell No!

Posted By: RoxanneHeartNYC
It was at my incall. LOL didn't feel right drinking in front of a toddler but next time for sure

You could get that degree just about anywhere and probably for a lot less? they could not pay me enough to watch some snotty nose kid.

RichardBong520 reads

Don't ruin the fable will ya?

LOL I did it for a while so it doesn't matter I did a lot of things before this :) all involving kids or animals so no harm no foul

Time is money after all.

Posted By: RoxanneHeartNYC
Been very excited about today....a 3 hour call with a couple I've seen many times. What went wrong this time....no clue!  
   
 I open the door Amy walks in  
   
 Amy: Roxanne, so good to see you. You look fabulous you lost weight, you look good don't get anorexic on me.  
   
 Roxanne: THANK YOU been trying hard....where's Rick?  
   
 Amy:He's downstairs he'll be here in a second  
   
 Roxanne: Wonderful, let me show what I got for him, this is beau.....  
   
 Rick knocks on the door, He's always happy to see me.  
   
 Rick: ROXANNE, so glad to see you.  
 I smile  
   
 Rick: Well, here's the instructions and she's sleeping now (stroller behind him, didn't notice it)  
   
 Roxanne: (Shock, my face just shock) Um....what do you mean...?    
   
 Amy: C'mon we are friends now, you were a teacher a good one at that....and our babysitter is sick. Couldn't find someone in such short notice but then I thought Roxanne! I even told you I needed a sitter  
   
 Roxanne: I thought you meant role play......    
   
 Amy: Roxanne, please it's our wedding anniversary  
   
 Roxanne: I thought i was your gift  
   
 Rick: YOU ARE, you are our gift from God  
   
 Roxanne: I guess, i'm a provider you know, that's what I am.  
   
 Amy: Yea...but you can be many things and accommodating is one for sure, besides you have great experience with children.  
   
 Roxanne: (Just looking at her in amazement)  
   
 Rick: Well, call us if anything and we'll see you later, Amy lets go we have reservations  
   
 Roxanne: Amy are you okay with this? i....i mean.....  
   
 Amy: Of course I trust anyone that sleeps with my husband  
 They hug me and rush out.  
   
 Yep....I'm still looking at the door like if that didn't happen. But okay. I got this. I always figure it out.  
   
 I guess Toys'R Us when she wakes up and blues clues.  
   
 Couldn't make it up if I wanted to.......  
   
 I mean a simple listen this isn't a call call we need a babysitter could have been enough.......

I have to say... that takes the cake! Maybe weirder than the guy who asked me to put my whole foot up his ass. Hard to say which is weirder. My brain itches thinking about it.

a whole foot, I had a request for fisting someone's ass :

No, no dog this time and no I didn't have sex with the dog

That's funny. Reminds me of the commercial where the couple were flying out and they dropped the twins off with the parents and the old man was saying don't leave us with babies.

BBBJ and no touching her hair.
BBBJ and no touching her face.

BBBJ AND NO BABYSITTING!

Everyone has their limits

She would have made a great nanny! I can't tell you how hard it was to resist such an arrangement.

You see and ppl look at me as if I were crazy. The things you hear and see in the industry is crazy. Like a guy I was dying to see because I heard all these freaky things and he didn't want sex he insisted we speak about trees like real trees outside not 420 trees lol ppl look at me like Im crazy lol

Talking about trees is kinda freaky ... but only if one of you is tied up.
 

Posted By: RoxanneHeartNYC
You see and ppl look at me as if I were crazy. The things you hear and see in the industry is crazy. Like a guy I was dying to see because I heard all these freaky things and he didn't want sex he insisted we speak about trees like real trees outside not 420 trees lol ppl look at me like Im crazy lol

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