Yep....he did it. He brought his dog( I love animals) to my incall. Yep, he sure did. He also asked if sparky and I could "perform". Yep he wanted me to have sex with his dog. Yep, someone actually asked that....
I mean....when should I start selling tickets for the circus, because.....yea!
I guess people never told him that "doggie style" wasn't meant to be take literally.
Da f*ck man! lol
Wanna make a wager at the number of times he wasn't turned down?
Let's do it. I'm dark but not that dark. I said No. Lets wager how weird he felt afterwards?
Let's think about this.......NO! lol
The OP does seem to be one of those ladies who appears to attract a rather unique clientele, doesn't she?
Some hookers seem to attract every nut job in the world while others seem to live rather boring, but happy lives performing the same job. Interesting isn't it?
Mr.Fisher,
I wouldn't be surprised!
but you could charge him double next time
I mean....when should I start selling tickets for the circus, because.....yea!
No amount of money hahahhaahh
I mean....when should I start selling tickets for the circus, because.....yea!
LOL As a provider I can't judge, but.....
He is a sick fuck. I am all for two consenting adults doing whatever the fuck they want BUT when kids or animals are involved, I want to bust heads.
Why??? They have NO SAY IN THE MATTER
Why??? They have NO SAY IN THE MATTER.
Bow-wow-chicka-wow-wow....
This jerk really was expecting a whole dog and pony show....
So he REALLY likes it doggy style??
Was after a little puppy love?!
I hope you weren't too terrier-fied!
Well that's all I've got... doggone it!
Not trying to make light of it, truly. This was an unbelievably WTF is wrong with you?! situation.
Hope it doesn't get you stuck, though. These freaks aren't worth it.
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I know :-/ Girl if I were to write every encounter I think I would have section on TER. Start selling the circus tickets...lol
I was wondering if he dragged his ass along the carpet when you said, "No"
The sad thing is. He will hit BP and eventually get someone to say "yes"
none of the less my favorite breed of them all A Pembroke Corgi so yeah hard not to punch him in the face LOL.
Did he warn you beforehand that he'd have the dog with him? Some people have allergies, or do not like animals. Did he have references, and what did they say?
I had one guy MENTION animals to me. He was crazy. He asked me if I'd ever fucked women. Then, midgets? Then...animals? (As if it were a logical progression...women to midgets to animals) This was an agency client...if there was any screening, it was pathetically minimal (name, phone number)...he did so many things wrong that, if I had that appt today (assuming that, by some miracle, he passed screening), I'd have asked him to leave within the first 5 minutes. But I was very new and young
No known secret I'm a huge animal lover, I mean he asked if I would mind him bringing his dog, I said No whatever how much harm can a dog do? Yep I had it all wrong in my mind. All wrong. I'm relatively new this so yeah....that was a surprise but what don't you see now in days.
...The dog was even wearing a stupid little service dog vest.
It's today's bullshit way of forcing airlines, hotels and stores to accept pets. You can get a phony certificate online for a few bucks.
Years ago, I saw a provider who put her dog in the bathroom when I came over. After a while, when he saw me, he would head to the bathroom by himself
I love animals, actually conduct several fundraisers during the year. This guy was just out there. No surprise I'm pretty sure many have experienced this so, I don't know. I've seen a lot of weird things in 7 months lol
but I have NEVER had one that expected her pet to join in the fun, nor do I believe in inter species fucking. lol
Neither do I
I had a woman's little dog start to lick my a hole while I was on top of her. At first I thought it was her being kinky then I noticed both her hands on my face. Rover spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.
Yeah, but you didn't say if you liked it ... who got the tip that night LOL
arent remotely the same
I have also visited hostesses who had their pets on the premises. I like most animals, but not as part of the activities. I enjoy playing with the doggies and the pussies but have not yet encountered a vicious attack or guard dog as a pet. The tropical fish were amazing but kind of oblivious to what she and I were doing ... I think.
The "therapy animal" scam is an insult to those who have legitimate needs for a service animal. A lot of places are cracking down and complying with the health code laws. A letter from a doctor (on-line or real MD) saying that little Poopsie is needed to prevent someone's anxiety attack in a restaurant or hospital is no longer acceptable. Airlines are cracking down, too. You need real (government) certification that the animal is a real service animal.
EDIT: My mistake. Different laws for different venues allow for different forms of certification, including non-government certification.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/20/pets-allowed
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/animals-and-us/201406/service-animal-scams-growing-problem
http://servicedogcentral.org/
http://thedogknowledge.com/web/2014/03/service-dog-fraud/
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lucky he didn't bring his floxie gun..
Some people can't distinguish the 2
furry fandom to a whole new place ...
I mean....when should I start selling tickets for the circus, because.....yea!
I would be so grossed out!
I started dating this sexy chick and she had a pet jack Russell. Every time I came over to the house
She would put her in her cage and she would whine. I love dogs so I would
Tell her no problem let the dog out and we would chill and the dog would sit in my lap
And I would let her. So as we started getting to know each other time comes to start the
Smashing part of the relationship. During that time she would go lock the dog up.... So
After a few more dates and smash times. I tell her you don't have to lock her up she is good.
Well..... Lol we gets to getting it on and I go to pull down my pants and the damn dog jumps
Up and gets a few licks in on my stiffy.... I'm liked shell shocked cause it happened so
Fast and my girl laughs at me and tells her dog "stop imitating mommy you whore"
Damn if I didn't lock that damn dog up after that. Lol man it waswild. I still
Chuckle to my self about it some days.
she calls it something else like it's color but it's a Pitt. Fortunately the dog is pretty friendly to me... gets in between us on the sofa, lays on my feet & generally gets underfoot. Came very close to taking me down by knocking my cane out...
Dog is very possesive of it's yard however & last i heard she was still making payments on the vet bills of the second dog that got bit... in her yard.
Dog normally sleeps in her room, if not on her bed & doesn't like being excluded so we can play.
Oh dear god...
I've had this request before myself, but he never actually brought the dog
Yep the minute you mention Clown porn people think you will do just about everything.
LOL it's all downhill from there...
It would be nice to have a client who was happy to lick his own balls.
IF he could just make a fist!
But we'd never leave the house ...
Strangely enough this story reminds me of that one episode of Nip'n Tuck. The lady came into their office looking for reconstructive surgery on one of her boobs. They looked at the wounds and thought something wasn't quite right. She was evasive in answer their questions on how she sustained such wounds, so they thought no way it could be what they thought it was. The ladies husband came back from deployment and put two and two together. It was the dog, the lady was having sex with the dog and putting peanut butter on her tits, the dog got carried away. Episode end with the guy killing the dog in a jealous rag, brought the dog into the office in a bag. End of episode.
I mean....when should I start selling tickets for the circus, because.....yea!
wow!!!! Ok
I don't know I mentioned clown porn in text I was KIDDING, I guess he read that and said this bitch will do EVERYTHING. It was meant to be cute....yeah clown porn I've seen have you lol inserted there.....he just ran with it I guess.
Clown porn = Beastiality? Lol, I don't see the correlation. But at least you're understanding and willing to give the benefit of the doubt. But that's just sick, just when you think you've heard it all.
There are many providers (whose names I will not disclose) that have sex with dogs on the regular and on film. I just never thought that would happen to me. I am a huge animal activist so I would never no MONEY can get me to perform something like that or Bareback(I've been offer a lot) money isn't everything. I understand ppl have sexual needs but with me that doesn't fly. Apparently I'll babysit your kid before having sex with a dog or barebacking I don't think so. To each it's own I guess
That is crazzzzzzzzzy! Lol
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