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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 380 reads
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Your terms are used up sir.  Getting old. Aren't we?
First thing to go is memory.... Last thing to go is the punch... So?
You owe me on

TheHoundOfCullin1596 reads

after searching long, and hard. I've finally found a tattoo artist who is willing to tattoo my dick!  
So. Before I spend a grand on this. I thought I'd ask you guys and girls what you would get if you had my dick?

I'm pretty sure of what I'm going to needle into my manhood, but I'm a little scared. Apprehensive?
So I'd like your opinion:)

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rembrnad0284793 reads

"Property of John Wayne Bobbitt"

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cspatz569 reads

....for years I have read your insane posts. Finally I commented on one.

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rembrnad0284655 reads

This was my second choice lol

Posted By: cspatz
 
 ....for years I have read your insane posts. Finally I commented on one.  

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TheHoundOfCullin571 reads

I'm serious about the dick tattoo though. Yes

Posted By: Joe Christmas
This was my second choice lol  
   
Posted By: cspatz
 
  ....for years I have read your insane posts. Finally I commented on one.  
 

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OnlyLiveTwice544 reads

Stop me if you've already heard this joke....

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Posted By: OnlyLiveTwice
Stop me if you've already heard this joke....

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Durhamdrew472 reads

I was trying to remember that punch line... thanks.

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2236707552 reads

Better think about whether you want to be long and hard when the tattoo is applied. You could end up with a battleship that shrinks down to a lifeboat

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2236707547 reads

Make us "proud". A real boost for TER spirit.

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TheHoundOfCullin554 reads

I do have to be encouraged. It gonna be tricky...;)
Thank god I found a woman to... You know..

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inari555 reads

"I'm with stupid", and an arrow pointing inward.

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TheHoundOfCullin396 reads

I'm serious.
I'm going to get a tat on my Johnson. Still I get berated.
Even on a fuck bored. There is no tollerence left in this world.

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Arovet454 reads

Hound m'man, if you're gonna throw lobs they're gonna get swatted over the scoreboard. I'd have thought you if all people would be hip to the Pavlovian board response mechanism.

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TheHoundOfCullin445 reads

It's confusion!!
I do thank you for your liniage friend🌂
It's beginning to rain though

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TheHoundOfCullin674 reads

🔌

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subcharlotte476 reads

He said long and hard.

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
after searching long, and hard. I've finally found a tattoo artist who is willing to tattoo my dick!  
 So. Before I spend a grand on this. I thought I'd ask you guys and girls what you would get if you had my dick?  
   
 I'm pretty sure of what I'm going to needle into my manhood, but I'm a little scared. Apprehensive?  
 So I'd like your opinion:)

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Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
after searching long, and hard. I've finally found a tattoo artist who is willing to tattoo my dick!  
 So. Before I spend a grand on this. I thought I'd ask you guys and girls what you would get if you had my dick?  
   
 I'm pretty sure of what I'm going to needle into my manhood, but I'm a little scared. Apprehensive?  
 So I'd like your opinion:)

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2236707549 reads

"May cause unpleasant side effects"

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TheHoundOfCullin502 reads

That's was what I was looking for.

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TheHoundOfCullin499 reads

Cherry Blosoms.

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2236707594 reads

in fudge?

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TheHoundOfCullin502 reads

Good luck in the overtones in that post buddy:)

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2236707421 reads

for art's sake.  :-)

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TheHoundOfCullin444 reads

Hey! One day... You two pussies should start a fire. A big one..
Watch it burn, and find out how it makes you feel..
Your eyes will never look the same in the mirror.
Trust me. That's Art.

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GaGambler561 reads

Tell the tattoo artist to write in small letters though, or you might end up with just the letter A tattooed down there.

Your father is so proud of you hound, AND I think he's checking the contents of his liquor cabinet, although I already told him he should be checking your mother's medicine cabinet instead.

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TheHoundOfCullin381 reads

Your terms are used up sir.  Getting old. Aren't we?
First thing to go is memory.... Last thing to go is the punch... So?
You owe me on

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TheHoundOfCullin401 reads

You pay me though.

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Durhamdrew557 reads

100 + Hours getting ink and I can tell you that it's going to hurt like a MF.

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impposter363 reads

And won't he have to suspend other penis-related activities for a while?  

Those micro needle pricks can create points of entry or egress for things that are not supposed to enter or exit (blood, STDs).  

Even covered, slobber and other fluids can go back and forth during intermission periods

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TheHoundOfCullin416 reads

It can't hurt as bad as the armpit...
I'm not afraid.
Shit I'm not afraid of death, and I don't believe in God or Heaven.
When you die? You die... So? LIVE!

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impposter523 reads

You know those fake tattoo sleeves (mostly for arms)?  

How about just getting a tattoo PENIS sleeve (decorated condom, with the tip cut off).  

You'll save around $980 that you can spend on a good shrink

Related Link: Do it yourself tattoos

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ponyman49476 reads

theres a reason you couldn't find someone to tattoo. have you heard of anyone else getting their dick tatted

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Sage of Chicago490 reads

Either a 100$ bill so you can use the line, "How would you like to blow 100$" or Your name because then you can bet people that "How much do you want to bet that I have your name on my dick?" might even make some $ back for hobbying.

Otherwise I can't think of anything unless you have a favorite sport team.

I agree with some others that said this is going to hurt like a bitch, sorry but it will.  Have heard that it is akin to getting a tattoo on the inner web of your toes or fingers.  Good luck and it would be curious to see what you get.  

Perhaps you should start with a small something that can transition into something you really want in case either the pain is too much or it causes you uses.  Keep really clean, and no messing with it(masterbating, sex, BJ till fully healed as you could stroke/suck the color out not to mention you still bleed and are scabbed(colored scabs, so cool but odd) for a while too and that has to heal 1st

GL

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Larissa_Sweets422 reads

You should get an arrow sign pointing up saying pull here  

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
after searching long, and hard. I've finally found a tattoo artist who is willing to tattoo my dick!  
 So. Before I spend a grand on this. I thought I'd ask you guys and girls what you would get if you had my dick?  
   
 I'm pretty sure of what I'm going to needle into my manhood, but I'm a little scared. Apprehensive?  
 So I'd like your opinion:)

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Capt.Cunnilingist506 reads

Your shit just might not work the same after.

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection-1C6436800

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cumotz433 reads

Like this,
Audrina was here
So was Flora
So was Lina
So was Samantha
etc etc

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sensualhomme478 reads

Get a nice big "W" on each cheek. Then when you bend over, it will read WOW!

Do a back flip and you have WOW MOM WOW!

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RichardLongwood491 reads

A logistical question:  Do you have the work done in an erect state or a flaccid state?  It will look very different in the other state.

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hey mikey422 reads

I'd probably get a large dose of antibiotics.  ;)

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TheHoundOfCullin412 reads

See everyone.
Mikey has ruled on us all.
Viva Mikey!

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