in fudge?
after searching long, and hard. I've finally found a tattoo artist who is willing to tattoo my dick!
So. Before I spend a grand on this. I thought I'd ask you guys and girls what you would get if you had my dick?
I'm pretty sure of what I'm going to needle into my manhood, but I'm a little scared. Apprehensive?
So I'd like your opinion
"Property of John Wayne Bobbitt"
....for years I have read your insane posts. Finally I commented on one.
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This was my second choice lol
....for years I have read your insane posts. Finally I commented on one.
I'm serious about the dick tattoo though. Yes
....for years I have read your insane posts. Finally I commented on one.
Stop me if you've already heard this joke....
I was trying to remember that punch line... thanks.
Better think about whether you want to be long and hard when the tattoo is applied. You could end up with a battleship that shrinks down to a lifeboat
Make us "proud". A real boost for TER spirit.
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I do have to be encouraged. It gonna be tricky...
Thank god I found a woman to... You know..
"I'm with stupid", and an arrow pointing inward.
I'm serious.
I'm going to get a tat on my Johnson. Still I get berated.
Even on a fuck bored. There is no tollerence left in this world.
Hound m'man, if you're gonna throw lobs they're gonna get swatted over the scoreboard. I'd have thought you if all people would be hip to the Pavlovian board response mechanism.
It's confusion!!
I do thank you for your liniage friend🌂
It's beginning to rain though
He said long and hard.
So. Before I spend a grand on this. I thought I'd ask you guys and girls what you would get if you had my dick?
I'm pretty sure of what I'm going to needle into my manhood, but I'm a little scared. Apprehensive?
So I'd like your opinion
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So. Before I spend a grand on this. I thought I'd ask you guys and girls what you would get if you had my dick?
I'm pretty sure of what I'm going to needle into my manhood, but I'm a little scared. Apprehensive?
So I'd like your opinion
"May cause unpleasant side effects"
That's was what I was looking for.
Cherry Blosoms.
in fudge?
Good luck in the overtones in that post buddy
for art's sake.
Hey! One day... You two pussies should start a fire. A big one..
Watch it burn, and find out how it makes you feel..
Your eyes will never look the same in the mirror.
Trust me. That's Art.
Tell the tattoo artist to write in small letters though, or you might end up with just the letter A tattooed down there.
Your father is so proud of you hound, AND I think he's checking the contents of his liquor cabinet, although I already told him he should be checking your mother's medicine cabinet instead.
Your terms are used up sir. Getting old. Aren't we?
First thing to go is memory.... Last thing to go is the punch... So?
You owe me on
You pay me though.
100 + Hours getting ink and I can tell you that it's going to hurt like a MF.
And won't he have to suspend other penis-related activities for a while?
Those micro needle pricks can create points of entry or egress for things that are not supposed to enter or exit (blood, STDs).
Even covered, slobber and other fluids can go back and forth during intermission periods
It can't hurt as bad as the armpit...
I'm not afraid.
Shit I'm not afraid of death, and I don't believe in God or Heaven.
When you die? You die... So? LIVE!
You know those fake tattoo sleeves (mostly for arms)?
How about just getting a tattoo PENIS sleeve (decorated condom, with the tip cut off).
You'll save around $980 that you can spend on a good shrink
theres a reason you couldn't find someone to tattoo. have you heard of anyone else getting their dick tatted
Either a 100$ bill so you can use the line, "How would you like to blow 100$" or Your name because then you can bet people that "How much do you want to bet that I have your name on my dick?" might even make some $ back for hobbying.
Otherwise I can't think of anything unless you have a favorite sport team.
I agree with some others that said this is going to hurt like a bitch, sorry but it will. Have heard that it is akin to getting a tattoo on the inner web of your toes or fingers. Good luck and it would be curious to see what you get.
Perhaps you should start with a small something that can transition into something you really want in case either the pain is too much or it causes you uses. Keep really clean, and no messing with it(masterbating, sex, BJ till fully healed as you could stroke/suck the color out not to mention you still bleed and are scabbed(colored scabs, so cool but odd) for a while too and that has to heal 1st
GL
You should get an arrow sign pointing up saying pull here
So. Before I spend a grand on this. I thought I'd ask you guys and girls what you would get if you had my dick?
I'm pretty sure of what I'm going to needle into my manhood, but I'm a little scared. Apprehensive?
So I'd like your opinion
Your shit just might not work the same after.
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection-1C6436800
Like this,
Audrina was here
So was Flora
So was Lina
So was Samantha
etc etc
Get a nice big "W" on each cheek. Then when you bend over, it will read WOW!
Do a back flip and you have WOW MOM WOW!
A logistical question: Do you have the work done in an erect state or a flaccid state? It will look very different in the other state.
I'd probably get a large dose of antibiotics.
See everyone.
Mikey has ruled on us all.
Viva Mikey!