Please consult the link below, then please Google Rrose Salavy. Then, please take a seat.
I wish you were joking...but I don't think you are.
Girls, whether providing or not "claim" that they have a big ass or big tits and they weigh upwards of 250! Seems kinda oxymoron-ish. I you weigh 250 to 300 lbs aren't you supposed to have big tits and ass. Not a dig at anyone. What are your "I hate it when" pet peeves?
The best is when they say they have curves and it's really one big round curve.
Pet peeves, I have a few...
- Unsolicited advice from hobbyists about how to run my escort business. Until I ask, or you have made dime one selling sex, kindly keep your paternalistic know-it-all bullshit to yourself. In return, I promise not to advise you on law/medicine/advertising/contracting/engineering/your chosen profession.
- "You're actually smart!" Yep. I likely have far more education than you (not that that is always an indication of intelligence), but even without it I'd be qualified to judge that you are a condescending pricklet.
- "You should be paying me!" Wit fail. Are you really resentful that I'm cumming so much? Perhaps you'd prefer a cold fish.
- "I can't afford to see you often, but since we click so well, we should have coffee sometime [OTC]." Fundamental misunderstanding of how compensated companionship works. Get in touch when you can afford a session.
- "If I weren't married, we'd be waking up together every morning!" And why would you presume that I desire such a thing? I LOVE being single, plus you're not interesting or intelligent enough for my tastes. And you're a selfish lover.
- "You're too good to be doing this/you're not like the other trashy sluts." I love doing this, and I love being a trashy slut. And I love and admire my trashy slut sisters. Why in the world would you pay to fuck hookers if you have such hang ups about sex work/workers? Take the money you'd be paying me and get thee to a therapist!
PHEW! Now THAT felt great!
I hope not...it's been embarrassing to meet those who claim to have multiple degrees from "prestigious" schools when the gal couldn't even spell the schools name correctly...let alone have a grasp on the subject matter.
I did like your post however.
I don't charge for initial consults either...do you?
- Unsolicited advice from hobbyists about how to run my escort business. Until I ask, or you have made dime one selling sex, kindly keep your paternalistic know-it-all bullshit to yourself. In return, I promise not to advise you on law/medicine/advertising/contracting/engineering/your chosen profession.
- "You're actually smart!" Yep. I likely have far more education than you (not that that is always an indication of intelligence), but even without it I'd be qualified to judge that you are a condescending pricklet.
- "You should be paying me!" Wit fail. Are you really resentful that I'm cumming so much? Perhaps you'd prefer a cold fish.
- "I can't afford to see you often, but since we click so well, we should have coffee sometime [OTC]." Fundamental misunderstanding of how compensated companionship works. Get in touch when you can afford a session.
- "If I weren't married, we'd be waking up together every morning!" And why would you presume that I desire such a thing? I LOVE being single, plus you're not interesting or intelligent enough for my tastes. And you're a selfish lover.
- "You're too good to be doing this/you're not like the other trashy sluts." I love doing this, and I love being a trashy slut. And I love and admire my trashy slut sisters. Why in the world would you pay to fuck hookers if you have such hang ups about sex work/workers? Take the money you'd be paying me and get thee to a therapist!
PHEW! Now THAT felt great!
Almost as embarrassing as the fact that your comment on their spelling deficiencies contains several grammatical errors, I imagine.
Thank you for providing an example of the first item on my list! 10/10 on the condescending scale, exemplary form.
My CV is tattooed on my forehead, actually. Everything is misspelled. And my grasp on all subjects is tenuous at best.
Your approval means the world to me
But it is true that having my approval is quite important.
Oh...I found some grammatical errors in your post as well. But then I haven't proclaimed that I'm smarter than all my clients. Or am I?
Thank you for providing an example of the first item on my list! 10/10 on the condescending scale, exemplary form.
My CV is tattooed on my forehead, actually. Everything is misspelled. And my grasp on all subjects is tenuous at best.
Your approval means the world to me!
LOL LOVE IT !!!! I couldn't have said it better
Post of the year!
- Unsolicited advice from hobbyists about how to run my escort business. Until I ask, or you have made dime one selling sex, kindly keep your paternalistic know-it-all bullshit to yourself. In return, I promise not to advise you on law/medicine/advertising/contracting/engineering/your chosen profession.
- "You're actually smart!" Yep. I likely have far more education than you (not that that is always an indication of intelligence), but even without it I'd be qualified to judge that you are a condescending pricklet.
- "You should be paying me!" Wit fail. Are you really resentful that I'm cumming so much? Perhaps you'd prefer a cold fish.
- "I can't afford to see you often, but since we click so well, we should have coffee sometime [OTC]." Fundamental misunderstanding of how compensated companionship works. Get in touch when you can afford a session.
- "If I weren't married, we'd be waking up together every morning!" And why would you presume that I desire such a thing? I LOVE being single, plus you're not interesting or intelligent enough for my tastes. And you're a selfish lover.
- "You're too good to be doing this/you're not like the other trashy sluts." I love doing this, and I love being a trashy slut. And I love and admire my trashy slut sisters. Why in the world would you pay to fuck hookers if you have such hang ups about sex work/workers? Take the money you'd be paying me and get thee to a therapist!
PHEW! Now THAT felt great!
- "You should be paying me!" Wit fail. Are you really resentful that I'm cumming so much? Perhaps you'd prefer a cold fish.
At my age I'm a one pop guy but a two hour session with an insatiable multi-orgasmic lady is my idea of heaven. I love making a woman cum.
I never told them they should pay me but I did tell one lady she was way too easy. I'd say it took less than 60 seconds max to make her cum and then she was ready to go again. Never saw anybody like that before but it was really neat
But in context, it comes off as a bit passive aggressive. To me. "You're too easy" wouldn't bother me at all.
The TER community is a tough crowd, but they usually mean no harm and are really here just laughing with you.
That being said, some people may be laughing AT you because your post says, "I hate petting peeves." Obviously, "petting" is a verb that means to stroke or tap with affection, so doesn't fit the context of the saying. Im sure it was just an iPhone typo as obviously you know the correct English saying which is "Pet Peeve."
Also, you may have made a little oops with your moniker. I assume you'd like to call yourself RoseSelavy but your iPhone accidentally wrote RroseSelavy. We all make iphone mistakes time to time. Or maybe English is your second language. Who knows? Either way, we all deserve dignity and respect despite our typos.
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Please consult the link below, then please Google Rrose Salavy. Then, please take a seat.
I wish you were joking...but I don't think you are.
You think you're a wit, but you're only half right.
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By far the worst thing a gent can say to me during the session. BIGGEST turn off ever!
I told him I faked just to see the look on his arrogant face.
Lack of Common Courtesy, and respect, NCNS, only getting half hour when pay for one hour, not getting what was advertise for the hour or the girl, not getting a reply after a few emails where exchange. Many more I am sure just can not think of them all. This on both the men and woman in hobby
Then again, I hate it when anyone drives a Prius. Don't drive a Prius. Don't!
but she's never forced me at gunpoint to ride in it.
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That's not ATF. That's true love! I'm happy for you man!
but she loves it and it makes her happy. She's one of those socially responsible types, eg she tries to buy Fair Trade products whenever possible.
Why anyone would give a flying fuck about what a provider drives us beyond me.
Come on dude! Don't take everything you read at face value. There's a slight possibility that I was being sarcastic. Slight. Thanks for the laugh though. Didn't mean to rattle your cage.
I hate it when a provider has an ad that says "Porn Star or Adult Star" and tries to charge $1,000 dollars for a session just because she did 1 low budget porn flick or was a fluff girl. Nobody knows who you are!
I hate it when a trick says "I am a top reviewer on TER" and tries to bargain down the dollars for a session just because he feels entitled with his TER supposed status. Nobody knows cares who you are!
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Have big boobs, my best friend is a size 18 about 200 lbs and has 34 b boobs. but yes she does have a big ass.........but she had that even when she was a size 5..........lol