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She got on the elliptical right in front of me in yoga pants = look at her 9+ ass. HA! -e-
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So, do you all see guys and just know they see escorts? Is there a look? If there is, what is it?  

I was at the gym walking on the treadmill at the end of the workout. I get bored and don't watch tv so I just look around at people the whole time. So, I was looking around and behind and to my left I see this gorgeous woman looking over the machines and I think throwing something away. I don't think I was leering but whoah she was hot so I looked back and I swear she did a double take and I could see the wheels turning in her head about something. And then I guess the wheels stopped and she didn't leave but went to a machine right front of me. It was great. She had a fantastic ass that I watched for about 10 min until she warmed up and tied her jacket around her waist. Then I left.

Now I had never seen her before I would remember, even though she was dressed down for the gym.  

And then on the way home it hit me! She could have been an escort and thought I might have been a client! But then she figured she hadn't seen me and went about her business. But that means she thought I was the type of guy who was a client. Which cracks me up.  

So, what is the look?

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WTF? Lol I guess I phrased that question wrong. But seriously, hookers have to be able to spot mongers, right? Especially after 3 or 4 years? And they gotta wonder sometimes if they had seen a guy or not? A mid 20's 9+ body and face even dressed down (but $$$$$ clothes) no wedding ring, 2:30pm on a weekday at the gym not lifting but just doing the elliptical and watching fucking Housewives of LA Rap Stars???? Come on? In a top 3 wealthy zip code? I am from Vegas. I know the type.

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Unless your ego is able to light-up a neon aura around your body that says: Hey, I'm a punter!" ...I'm guessing admiration or curiosity about you as a monger was not what was going through her mind. You're just another guy staring at her ass.  

Every woman from earth knows "the type".  

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WTF? Lol I guess I phrased that question wrong. But seriously, hookers have to be able to spot mongers, right? Especially after 3 or 4 years? And they gotta wonder sometimes if they had seen a guy or not? A mid 20's 9+ body and face even dressed down (but $$$$$ clothes) no wedding ring, 2:30pm on a weekday at the gym not lifting but just doing the elliptical and watching fucking Housewives of LA Rap Stars???? Come on? In a top 3 wealthy zip code? I am from Vegas. I know the type.

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I guess that....

Lawyers don't get the feeling that this or that person might have been a client but don't really remember?

Salespeople don't instinctively profile people as buyers or lookers?  

Cops don't recognize other cops?  

Prison Guards can't peg an ex-con?  

Bitchy resentful middle aged feminists don't see "that type" all day long?

Escorts walking through an airport or sitting in a restaurant never play the is that guy a punter game

when your dick reaches out and tries to introduce itself and starts filling out their verification form without any help or assistance from any other appendage.  That's when they really know for sure.

I was using the treadmill at the gym (kicked out 3 miles and was in my cool down) and a very attractive young lady in tight gym attire had been looking my way.  I was looking all pumped, vigorous and sweaty and she batted her baby blues at me and she said to me, "Will you be finished with the treadmill soon?"  

I wanted to ask, "Are you NQNS?" but all I really said was, "Yeah ... (huff huff huff) ... 2 (huff) minutes.

send radio signals to my brain telling me they know who I am and what I do and it's making them hot hot hot

. Whether you are basically a clean person and have a job.

2. Your basic sense of style. i.e. if you are a hipster.

3. Whether you're basically "safe." i.e. don't look like a hell's angel. mobster or cereal killer.

4. If you're someone they would consider fucking.

5. If they are someone YOU would like to fuck.

But unfortunately, "Monger versus Not Monger" is probably not a candidate to be on that particular list. This would require a very highly advanced subset of body-language reading coupled with facial expression analysis. It would also require a very large frame of reference. Example: A provider might have a slight advantage over non-providers due to her daily exposure to mongers. But this is still by no means a slam dunk.  

I'm going to say that "visits or doesn't visit prostitutes" is a characteristic that would fall in to the "impossible to tell just by looking" category. Literally, in any gathering, it could be any guy in the room. Or no guy in the room.  

At least that's the answering I'm submitting until someone can make a convincing argument to the contrary

and excoriating the eating of all forms of grains.

I suppose he is truly a cereal killer.

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And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the Lord.

2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the Lord.

4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the Lord had respect unto Abel and to his offering:

5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

Genesis 4:4 KJV

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.  
Galahad: Three, sir.  
King Arthur: Three

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