You could say that you ate something that was bad. You are on your knees puking into the toilet. That should kill any desire to see you now, but leave open the option for your to change your mind.

Now some men wouldn't give a damn if blood was shooting out ur pussy, but that's a deal breaker for me.  Sexual desire is killed when I see blood.  And some women really smell during that time so I can't even get near them.  We all have smelled a woman in our office a few cubicles down that was on her damn period

Here is some real reasons I have cancelled vs some fake excuses. In real life and with provider indicated.
Real: Hit a deer with my car on the way-p4p
Fake: My car just got broke into-IRL
Real: At the last min my Grandma found out I was going to Denver and wanted to go with me. She is old, I love her so I have to bring her. Obviously can't keep the date. -p4p
Fake: I just got ripped off by another provider and she took all my money (after driving by her hotel and seeing about 5 dudes sittingguys hanging out in the door way of her room) fake-p4p
I usually don't cancel on p4p without a good reason. IRL I don't have much of a problem doing it. I figure I am messing with someone living. I better be sure I can and want to make it before I make the appointment.

t may be a bit strange and unorthodox but how about the truth.

 
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correspondence my preference for NOT being given an excuse if she has to cancel. That is, I would rather her just say "I can't make it" and leave it at that

Funny about the ribs. I did have a friend break ribs falling off a horse. So that could work.  Hernia, I just had surgery for that so that could be valid. Twice I've had to cancel because my allergies flared up when traveling. I did call the night before knowing I couldn't make it. I felt bad having to cancel with them especially since I was looking forward to seeing them. From now on I'm taking my pills before I travel. At work if I want a day off I just say I have stomach issues. Bosses don't want details about that.  

Posted By: BlondeRoots

Soooo... everybody in the hobby long enough will experience bs cancelation reasons at some point.  
   
 Well, it's my turn to be the BSer.  
   
 I have a civie date tonite and I don't feel like going, so I googled excuses to cancel a date and came across this blog that is so freakin funny!  Because clients have used some of these excuses to cancel on me!  
   
 I laughed out loud at the one about falling off a roof and breaking his ribs.  A client a couple years ago gave that excuse and knew it was total BS.  Another horrible excuse I got was from a guy who booked a month in advance, sent me daily emails about his sexual fantasies and lingerie he wanted to see me in, then a few days before our date he said his hernia was flaring up and he needed emergency surgery.  
   
 See if you recognize any BS excuses from this list:  
 

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....I felt it was too late to cancel. When the provider arrived I told her about it, and offered that instead of our usual fun we could just fool around instead (at full $$$, of course) if she was OK with that. She was awesome about it and insisted that we have our usual session.  

No excuses, no cancellation, no lies....just the truth and it turned out better than I could have hoped for.

Civvie dates, well I just say I got injured at the gym...very plausible and can happen that can put me out for a day or two. Work, I rarely have had to cancel and if I do it is a real reason. I don't mess with the cash flow.

I've heard a few good ones, but the ones that are really involved and attempt to evoke my sympathy (my house burned down) are the hardest for me to believe. I guess I'm not very sympathetic.

I had a lady cancel on because she ate some brownies infused with pot. But she did not tell me this right away only after I sent her a nasty gram about canceling the appointment with me.

Let me start for the start. On the day of the appointment I sent a her a note to confirm the time, she did reply back to me but it just didn't sound right to me like she didn't know what I was talking about. When I got to the hotel I sent her a text to let her that I was there This was a outcall for her to come to my hotel. She reply back to with her room number, ok I sent a note back telling her that we agree to a outcall. then she asked me where I was staying and told her the city I was in. She reply back that it was to far and she was not feeling well and she is not going to make it.

The day after this and the nasty gram I found out why