Wow.....Beautiful and Sarcastic.....
I think I'm in Love.....Just a general question to providers in the heat of a session have you ever not used a condom for intercourse?
I mean, I won't do it with just anyone.
It has to be someone who has done all of the following:
A. Refused to provide what I require for screening, calling my procedures and protocols completely outrageous, preferably with a little ridiculing of said procedures thrown in for good measure .
B. Repeatedly PM'd and emailed me to wear me down about my screening requirements till I finally gave in.
C. Once I'd agreed to see him, he then negotiated and haggled my rate like a true flea-market pro.
D. Showed up late without notice, and informed me he still expected to get the full amount of time for which he'd bargained and if he got any less there was a bad review with my name on it, just waiting for me.
E. Did not set the donation down at the beginning, as requested, but waved the cash in my face and told me he'd be deducting a percentage of it for anything not on a par with his ATF's always-stellar performance.
F. Then proceeds to demand anything and everything in the sexual universe, including but not limited to, those things which are clearly not on my menu.
If a guy does all of that, I will be so overwhelmed by his obvious virility, confidence and domineering nature that any thoughts of safety and/or boundaries will be completely wiped from my brain in my burning desire to please him and hopefully, creep into his good graces.
:-P
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Be still my heart........
Your level of sarcasm never ceases to amaze me.....and it is refreshing every time.
So you'll do BB, huh? 😂
J/k, great post!
It has to be someone who has done all of the following:
A. Refused to provide what I require for screening, calling my procedures and protocols completely outrageous, preferably with a little ridiculing of said procedures thrown in for good measure .
B. Repeatedly PM'd and emailed me to wear me down about my screening requirements till I finally gave in.
C. Once I'd agreed to see him, he then negotiated and haggled my rate like a true flea-market pro.
D. Showed up late without notice, and informed me he still expected to get the full amount of time for which he'd bargained and if he got any less there was a bad review with my name on it, just waiting for me.
E. Did not set the donation down at the beginning, as requested, but waved the cash in my face and told me he'd be deducting a percentage of it for anything not on a par with his ATF's always-stellar performance.
F. Then proceeds to demand anything and everything in the sexual universe, including but not limited to, those things which are clearly not on my menu.
If a guy does all of that, I will be so overwhelmed by his obvious virility, confidence and domineering nature that any thoughts of safety and/or boundaries will be completely wiped from my brain in my burning desire to please him and hopefully, creep into his good graces.
:-P
xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Wow.....Beautiful and Sarcastic.....
I think I'm in Love.....
the SAD part is that i am sure you have had to deal with EVERY single one of these things!!!!! this was the best thing ive read all day!!!!! LOL
It has to be someone who has done all of the following:
A. Refused to provide what I require for screening, calling my procedures and protocols completely outrageous, preferably with a little ridiculing of said procedures thrown in for good measure .
B. Repeatedly PM'd and emailed me to wear me down about my screening requirements till I finally gave in.
C. Once I'd agreed to see him, he then negotiated and haggled my rate like a true flea-market pro.
D. Showed up late without notice, and informed me he still expected to get the full amount of time for which he'd bargained and if he got any less there was a bad review with my name on it, just waiting for me.
E. Did not set the donation down at the beginning, as requested, but waved the cash in my face and told me he'd be deducting a percentage of it for anything not on a par with his ATF's always-stellar performance.
F. Then proceeds to demand anything and everything in the sexual universe, including but not limited to, those things which are clearly not on my menu.
If a guy does all of that, I will be so overwhelmed by his obvious virility, confidence and domineering nature that any thoughts of safety and/or boundaries will be completely wiped from my brain in my burning desire to please him and hopefully, creep into his good graces.
:-P
xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
You go girl!
Well said. If we could have bio's on here, I'd want it to say this.
You can find my number on the gas station bathroom wall in an area near you. No calls after 10pm though.... my shit usually starts hurting by then.
Whenever I misplace it I just PM Udo, he has you on speed dial.
Tell that motha fuka to bring me some eggs and take the trash out, please. This one bedroom RV is getting far too crowded.
Please tell me that means that you already stocked up?
OMG this is the funniest shit ive heard!!!! We need more posts like this!!!
Yah, but only the shitty kind. Last time you came over, we drained the good stuff. 
Ms. Rayne, has the agricultural staff informed you that it was also a bad year for potatoes? Now we know why you have substandard vodka.
You know who is very sensitive about this in his alternate life style.
Thank you
2015 = 28
hahaha
Dear Ms. Rayne,
Make sure that you mention you size requirements so that you can get the right candidates you particular copulatory activity.
