Recently there was a thread in it providers complained about having to put up with dirty, smelly, unkempt... clients.
Why? Why NOT make sure to mention in your ad and in person that your client is expected to take a quick shower? offer to shower with and clean him? That's what happens in AMPs/AAMPs. Regular clients know they are EXPECTED to take a shower before the massage. I always did. There was also mouthwash and cups provided. Some smart and savvy masseuses also offered to shower with the client as incentive so they can make sure to clean his private area good. No brainerforget the ad. On almost every lady's website there is a page about etiquette or expectations (or similar). Invariably there is mention of hygiene...
It don't matter where they write it, how many times they write it, some of us slobs just will not get it 😈
I try to be as clean as a whistle before I arrive and try to do a quick bathroom check when I get there. I think if you are not making the provider try to get away from your BO the date goes better. It is kind of like filthy incalls. If you notice, a point of remark in a lot of reviews is the cleanliness of the incall. Nothing makes me not return more than a filthy incall. I have had great service in dirty incalls and not gone back. I assume a provider who sees a filthy client doesn't see them again?
i would think it would be a no brainer to show up clean or at least just take the shower once you arrive.
i was the one who started that thread. i always have a shower and i always have a bar of soap and a towel folded on the toilet. i ask the gent if they need to freshen up.
i think writing things like that in my ad is a turn off for the 99.99% of the men who get it. i already have this on my website:
"I always show up clean and showered (I also think it’s ridiculous that this has to even be mentioned), but I enjoy taking a shower or a relaxing bubble bath together if you would like to. Be it at the start, the middle or the finish… Or all three!"
xo
I assume a quick splash of body spray after a 100 degree day doesn't cut the mustard. Lol. I have also got some weird looks from some providers if I ask to use the shower real quick. So I assume you ladies deal with a lot of stinkers.
a lady using a baby wipe!
lol.. i dont understand the fear that people have of the shower. the fear must be real!! lol
AAMPS are "scripted service." The girl gives you a shower both before and after the session. You better be out of there at 55 minutes. The showers are on YOUR dime. If escorts gave that type of service, then everybody would go to AAMPs since it's still only 200 bucks in the Bay Area.
I can just see the girls giving 15 minute showers on OUR dime even if you arrived freshly showered and well groomed. Even a shower won't do much good if you don't manscape.
When I see them i don't need a shower. I need a drink.
"This is the page where I am supposed to admonish you not to pee in my shower or blow your nose in my towels ...."
Follow the link below for the rest. I love it!
Thanks to GaG for pointing out the brilliance of Rasha's website.
...It's not exactly a very subtle hint. That says to me that it happens more frequently than you would think. Many guys actually believe if they took a shower in the A.M. they're still ready to be intimate after eight hours on the job. Maybe that's how they do it with their wives and maybe that's why their wives have "lost interest" in having sex with them.
I can't figure out who wouldn't go see a provider squeaky clean, or make sure there's a shower that can be used to clean up at the start. Forget for a minute about the respect and consideration aspect. If you want to avoid disappointment (ala "her menu says DFK, BBBJ, and BLS but all she did with me is CBJ") then clean up your act... and balls, and everything else.
I appreciate and expect the same consideration from providers. And except for one unpleasant surprise, I've always received that consideration.
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So tells me my apt. girls. I'm always clean and they tell me that. But I tell them what's so difficult about being clean?
They tell me some men go see them after work. Once they go home there is no way they can leave. The wife asks them where you going so clean 
That makes me realize of how free if not how lonely I am. Whatever can't never win. I know most of you here are not into construction or labor so you can put on a clean shirt and some cologne. Those other guys don't know or can't afford a gym membership. That would help too.
Forgive them. some clients can't help being dirty. But it does bother the girls
I trim up the day before, the morning of take a shower and regardless of time of APPT I always take a shower there to be completely fresh for the provider. I cannot even imagine what that would be like for them to go in dirty and smelly.
No shower, no service.
If some fucker shows up and stinks, throw his smelly ass out! I'm so amused by hookers who say I politely ask him to shower. Fuck that shit! Who wants to fuck a toad who doesn't show up for sex smelling fresh? Speaks volumes about his lifestyle and lack of hygiene. Unclean men are just nasty fucking pigs in every aspect of life. Can you imagine him calling for outcall? I'm sure his living space is as unkept and unclean as his nasty ass