Just kidding 😉
While waiting for that text of "I'm ready"?
If it's going to be a while...I found something that makes for a great gift...and is fun to do
Have you figured out how to use the text function?
then you are absolutely correct.
Actually, it was because I'm also a cheapskate.
Verizon told me that if I upgraded to an iPhone, they would give me internet (Which my previous phone did not have.) and lower my bill. The phone was free to boot, but it's the first generation iPhone and only works on a 3G network.
There is much to hate about it, but I do love having the internet at my beck and call now.
And yes, I've discovered the questionable joys of texting, not to mention sexting
Large, with an extra-generous codpiece.
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And by hilarious I mean annoying.
Just kidding 😉
fatgirl is already freaking out 
And the amount of my massive brain you occupy is about the size of Clownboy's brain. Which is the size of a flea's.
You have plenty of fans but I am not one of them.
Just move on you are sounding desperate now and weird.
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You get ready so fast...
I always feel like I need 20 more minutes to finish getting ready, regardless of how early I start. Bathing, shaving, nails, hair, makeup, clothes and jewelry selection, music, etc take sooooooo long.
When the guy calls me in.
Don't seem to have that trouble with the guys tho lol
No need to kill time. Based on my own hobby needs, and not every lady can accommodate them, if she doesn't answer when I get there, I have to walk. All those needs are explained prior to arrival so there are no misunderstandings. Contingency plans are specifically laid out if life happens.
Except one time with Zayla. From a previous visit, I thought I had the code to her incall. With that assumption I left my phone in the car a few miles away (big city parking). To my dismay, the code did not work, and there was no way to make contact. Something told me not to walk, so I had to come up with a contingency plan on the spot. I leaned up against her building and sent her a Vulcan mental image. It was the image of her putting on her dress, and coming down to let me in. In a few minutes I heard the door open behind me. I knew it was her. But then that's the Zayla experience. Where with most ladies I'd walk, with her, she's so damn wild, you try everything under the universe to get up her stairs.
Driving downtown is pretty jokes. Every incall I go to there are almost 3-4 moments where I almost crash into someone. I've almost hit cars, poles in cement, people, signs you name it. There was this one time I almost turned wrong way into a one way street filled with traffic. fun times.
usually peruse your off the wall bullshit..quite entertaining..
If it's going to be a while...I found something that makes for a great gift...and is fun to do.
I was starting to have a crisis of faith that some folks really don't like Bob.
But this has reinvigorated me to carry on my work here.
How's that circle thing going...is it still popular?
If it's going to be a while...I found something that makes for a great gift...and is fun to do.