In addition to the misery of enduring someone's unskilled fingers poking around my business, I cannot STAND when guys attack my clitoris like they're waging war on it.
I get that some women maybe prefer a slightly more aggressive approach, but if you don't know for a fact that I'm into that, maybe you ought err on the side of caution and take it easy? Things you should not do to my clitoris: nibble on it, try and suck it off of me, lick it so furiously that you run the risk of rubbing me raw
What would be the number one sex act you wish you never had to perform or have performed on you again?
For me it's getting fingered. Seriously guys, keep your hands out of my snatch. Everybody talks about penis size making such a big difference right? So what makes you think that a bony finger with a nail stuck to the end is going to get me off?! 95% of you don't know what to do with it once you get it in there anyway. You think you're going to POKE me to an orgasm? You're not
I've been with two providers, and my ex, who enjoyed fingering, asked for it and got off on it especially when I went after the G spot. I understand completely that you don't want it because you communicated so in detail, just tell your client, you can do so gently if you think their ego will be hurt by being direct, or in the case of a client like me just tell him.
I won't say there aren't any clients who wish to hurt you, as I imagine that there are guys out there who do, but I suspect the vast majority of us don't and will gladly respect your wishes. Just tell us.
You're totally right! And I do tell them. I'm not the type to let people do things I'm not comfortable with. It's just something I really don't enjoy at all. What about you? What kind of moves have girls done to you that you just aren't a fan of?
I've had women drag their teeth during bbbj, Ive had women try to put their finger in my ass, but the thing I dislike the most is up selling. It annoys me to no end when a woman tries to upsell, post on your site your rates for your time, I know of course how much time I've requested, I've made sure my envelope is correct, I always give her time to ensure its correct by showering at an incall or putting the envelope in the bathroom at an outcall and then let's have fun.
She wants to haggle over prices...that is your cue to play the game.
But stop dropping the "envelope" and do the haggling first. You'll be quite surprised at just how large a deal you can get. I think the JackDunphy NY bestseller "Haggling made Easy" is available through Amazon at the low low price of $ 19.95. Of course Bob.Sugar has the proprietary rights on the distribution of the book...as well as the sequel that Jack is finishing up titled "Haggling for Winners".
No need to thank me.
and according to Jack, your check was a bit light if you really think you are getting any kind of rights to his sequel.
BTW Jack also tells me that its' "cash in advance" where you are concerned, somehow he got word from your bookie that you are a bit of a "slow pay", I don't know where he ever got that idea, but I am sure I can arrange a retraction if a bank wire posts before close of business today.
We call him "Slow Sugar" around the office.
I'll send ROGM down with the car to collect if he's not paid up by Sept. 1. 
I am letting him take my Bentley.
Yes, the very same Bentley Bob sold me.
Life is full or ironies. :
I wonder if CosmicSuckUP needs to earn some extra money? I heard Giselle had bled him dry and he is in need of a part time job.
I tried to get the Hound but he was hung over. LOL
...I'm sure a couple of my biker friends would be willing to help convince Bob to pay up!
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With the donations from me you've been serving for what...30 years now?
You boys are obsessed with each other! Come for the hooker reviews stay for the sausage party, I guess. Nice to see you kids entertaining yourselves so well LOL
...c'mon lighten up and join the fun.
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I spend enough time humoring obnoxious old men who think they're hilarious, thanks.
Carry on!
..."I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints".
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Squeezing too tightly or even sucking too hard is VERY uncomfortable for me, even worse than "toothy" blow jobs.
but I suppose some guys like it that way. I guess it's like sucking on a woman's clit, some women are very sensitive down there and anything more than light flicks with a soft tongue is not pleasurable for some women, other women want you to "do it harder" and can't get off with a light touch, I will confess when in doubt I err on the side of softness. I can always use more force if requested, it's hard to "undo" too hard.
Seems like you do like it rough...Who'd have thunk?
Those computers are really old.
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A plutonic lady freind of mine and I were talking about sex one day, she told me this story.
The guy she lost her virginity to liked for her to grab his balls and yank really hard on them at the moment of arrival, she emphasized that he wanted her to pull very hard.
So years after being with this man, again her first, they broke up and went their separate ways. Imagine the reaction of the second guy she was with sexually, she had no idea that all men didn't like this done. She said the second guy she was with almost punched her, until he saw the look on her face and realized that she didn't know any different. She promised him that she would never do that again, lol.
the surface of the earth.
Not really though, I misspelt ---that one is on purpose, platonic, I'm such a moron.
It also depends on what kind of sexual mindset at the time I am in. Sometimes I like it rough, sometimes I like it soft and sweet. I usually like to progress from soft and sweet to rough though. Yeah I agree, you definitely can't "undo" too hard.
Hugs and kisses
TL
If VS says that 99% of the women hate fucking...you must be the outlier amongst outliers.
You should market that.
That VS alias reminds me of someone...OhMy...I can't imagine who it might be however 
Hugs and kisses
TL
I believe she said 99% are in it for the money. I would have said 99.99% are in it for the money.
Based on my experiences (No, it was not all in the late 80's. I've talked to modern day madams, porn producers and many others BTC), I would say 90% of these girls hate or at least don't really like what they are doing. If you had to pretend to sexually like average and below average looking girls in their 50's and 60's how would you feel?
In the civie world only about 10% of the girls I knew were into bisexuality. In the sex worker world , it's more like 70%. Actual lesbians were less than 5% of the sex workers I knew or knew of.
The only ones who seemed happy were the ones who had resigned themselves to being a sex worker. This usually does not happen until they are 35-40 years old. The others constantly look for a way out.
As mongers the chances of this hurting us in our personal life or corporate life are slim. For the most part, only stupid guys get caught.
For the girls it's different. They've fucked 1000's of guys all over the country for years. Imagine telling a civilian guy you've been hooking for 10 years. Imagine trying to get a corporate job after hooking for 10 years.
Only a very few survive and prosper in the world of prostitution.
I hope VictoriousSecret continues to post here. I love it when the saps get their chops busted
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But watch your back, Old Boy. I might just come for you next lol.
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Too bad...it was getting entertaining.
You still haven't explained your 99%.
I'm 73.88900011777% certain that you are soooooo...hot!
The truth is, if you're too dumb to realize that that was OBVIOUSLY a hyperbolic statement based solely on my own experiences and used to make a point, then I just can't be bothered to keep talking to you.
A girl has standards, you know. Even when it comes to obnoxious internet trolls
Then the old "I can't be bothered" reply.
I hoped you'd be more entertaining with this alias than your last one.
Guess not!
A girl has standards, you know. Even when it comes to obnoxious internet trolls.
A girl has standards, you know. Even when it comes to obnoxious internet trolls.
fist fucking is even worse..ask Bob..
For me it's getting fingered. Seriously guys, keep your hands out of my snatch. Everybody talks about penis size making such a big difference right? So what makes you think that a bony finger with a nail stuck to the end is going to get me off?! 95% of you don't know what to do with it once you get it in there anyway. You think you're going to POKE me to an orgasm? You're not.
But severe constipation can't just be allowed to fester. You know that. I'm sure the nurses weren't really trying to hurt you.
no spank you, that's a region I prefer left alone!
I am mystified why guys like a prostate massage.
They are forever trying to convince chicks that we should do all kinds of stupid shit to you. Butt stuff is pretty high on the list LOL.
I swear to god I read a "tip" on there once that said to try giving your man a hand job with your panties wrapped around his penis. Just what every man wants. A nice, dry, scratchy hand job.
I swear to god I read a "tip" on there once that said to try giving your man a hand job with your panties wrapped around his penis. Just what every man wants. A nice, dry, scratchy hand job.
Lol good point. But would that really feel good after more than a minute? Should I be adding this to my repertoire?
I guess they have to write something...after 50 years of bullshit the well must be pretty f'ng dry!
I swear to god I read a "tip" on there once that said to try giving your man a hand job with your panties wrapped around his penis. Just what every man wants. A nice, dry, scratchy hand job.
I had one gal put me out of commission for a few weeks on account of her teeth.
Another gal during cowgirl got too rough and left me with a hematoma (large black and blue mark) on my shaft. It was sort of fun getting it, but it sure didn't look very good either.
Those are the only purple hearts I earned so far.
I want to feel it and taste it, but not gag on it as you shove it down my throat.
Oh, and don't lick my face either.
anything that requires I get my tongue or mouth in close proximity to her a-hole. Sorry, doesn't matter how clean she is, just doesn't float my boat.
The other nothankyou is anything degrading or involving my hitting the woman. Yeah I know some women love rough stuff, spankings, even choking. Not for me. Handcuffed to the headboard, tease and denial, that kind of light BDSM is ok for me.
It does nothing for me. That is the number 1 and closely followed is getting fingered. VS is right very few have a clue how to go about it.
IRL I get partners who love oral more than PV. Works for me.
Which is great...no problem
Why pretend you have any interest in dick?
IRL I get partners who love oral more than PV. Works for me.
are lesbian?
I'd believe it only if Oldtimemonger pulled that stat out.
Or are you simply suggesting that 99% of all hookers are lesbian and hate sex with men?
Please define where you're pulling this 99% out of.
I'm suggesting that the majority of us are faking SOMETHING for the money. Faking orgasms, faking a love of dick, faking enthusiasm, faking whatever we have to fake to give you the best possible time and get the most possible money. What's the difference? Oh right, there isn't one. It's all pretend, guy. Why give H+T shit for faking it? It's obviously working out just fine for her
and we johns don't have to try and get you off. In fact we have plenty of "outlets" besides ungrateful hookers. if you don't like the sex or despise men do us a favor and stop trying to "trick" us. we're not as dumb as you may think. fuck it I'm canceling ( but well in advance. )
Frankly, I'm perfectly fine with a john not trying to get me off. That isn't what this is about. It can be, but it's his dime, his time.
But it isn't a matter of "tricking" you. If you want to pretend like this isn't our JOB and that we'd still do it (with you, the way you like it, when you want it, and where you want it) for free and with a smile, then you're delusional LOL. Don't get me wrong, I love what I do, but MOST of us are faking at least something some of the time.
Yep...that's what you're doing all right.
I guess you really don't understand how to just say that's what you are.
Damn...even h+t finally realized that. Took her a couple of years and a handle change...but she's figured this out.
But it isn't a matter of "tricking" you. If you want to pretend like this isn't our JOB and that we'd still do it (with you, the way you like it, when you want it, and where you want it) for free and with a smile, then you're delusional LOL. Don't get me wrong, I love what I do, but MOST of us are faking at least something some of the time.
I really think you need to discuss with Oldtimemonger about pulling shits and stats out of your ass.
I see that h+t has a WK....that's so cute LOL
But...how the hell do you know if it's working for her? Let alone it being obvious?
Now I appreciate that you've recognized that I'm a genius...but I prefer to just be described as incredibly successful, and unbelievably good looking. But I am also the smartest man in most rooms...including this one!
BTW...carry on
....just not with a dick.
And to assert that any woman who doesn't like penetration is a lesbian is just as absurd as assuming that if a woman DOES like it she can't be a lesbian.
Who comes up with this shit?
Perhaps you didn't mean to post your comment to my comment?
Why pretend you have any interest in dick?
IRL I get partners who love oral more than PV. Works for me.
And to assert that any woman who doesn't like penetration is a lesbian is just as absurd as assuming that if a woman DOES like it she can't be a lesbian.
Who comes up with this shit?
In addition to the misery of enduring someone's unskilled fingers poking around my business, I cannot STAND when guys attack my clitoris like they're waging war on it.
I get that some women maybe prefer a slightly more aggressive approach, but if you don't know for a fact that I'm into that, maybe you ought err on the side of caution and take it easy? Things you should not do to my clitoris: nibble on it, try and suck it off of me, lick it so furiously that you run the risk of rubbing me raw
Nothing can get from calm and cool to wanting to bite his dick than hurting my clit.
hooker+lies=
But you're a lot like herpes: you're irritating as hell, ignoring you won't make you go away, and no matter what we do you will ALWAYS be here.
Oh well. Every village has its idiot. Some villages, like ours, are lucky enough to have a whole freaking tribe of 'em.
Maybe read up as to the use of ad hominem on internet forums.
Carry on
Oh well. Every village has its idiot. Some villages, like ours, are lucky enough to have a whole freaking tribe of 'em.
How is that little preference working out for you?
To date only a couple of providers have tried a FIV on me and I very politely have told them to keep it external and clit focused, please. And the only toy that I enjoy is a well placed vibrator externally only.
No dildos, please......although there seems to be plenty of those here on the GB
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I agree with all the posts about teeth, just like us with FIV, if a lady does not know how to use em, don't.
An exception being one provider (you know who you are) who knows EXACTLY how to user hers. She teases the base of my cock in the exact right spot. Gives me a real tingle. When I saw her recently, I swear she used her lower teeth to close up my urethra right when I started to cum. (Telling her I was cumming helped with timing). For a split moment she let the pressure build in my dick, and once she released-----OMG and holly shit, what an orgasm.
But she is the only one.
A second pet peeve is licking the tip of my cock while I cum. Like some ladies clit, mine tip is extremely sensitive during that moment, and touching it can hurt like hell. Before mentioned provider knows exactly how to not do that.
If anyone wants her name, you can PM me or check my recent reviews.
That was true before the summer of 2011. We have been able to PM to and from an alias for 4 years now!
Cardinalfan posted something relevant to the thread, and said basically "PM me for more info." Jc316 said he can't PM an alias. My reply was to JC. Where the heck do you come in?
I was not paying attention. Ok great, we can PM using an alias. WTF does that have to do with this thread?
So, deal with it. There are 9 who likes it.
You seem to have problem seeing people who don't practice good grooming which is also a personal problem of yours. 95% of you don't know how to do it right is gross exaggeration coming from someone who doesn't like FIV.
I have very sensitive nipples, and so I love to them stimulated.. but biting them, even softly, is really uncomfortable for me.
That is why a guy needs to learn to listen and be observant especially with new parters. I know a woman who must have vaginal stimulation or she can't cum. Oral feels good but will not get her off. My wife can cum from vaginal, clit, or anal stimulation. And I know of others cum off of mainly clit play. This is because the clitorus is bigger than what is on the outside and it's internal positioning, size and nerve clusters varies as much as dick size and shape does. What is great for one will not work for the next. Communication is key. There is no one thing that does the job for all women.What rocks one woman's world can be literally painful for another and yet the next it will do little.
Now for my no goes. Anything anal is a no go. I have tried prostate massages rimming and other anal play it is not for me. And for God's sake do not use your teeth on my dick. That hurts.
Just put this in block or capital letters into your ad:
ABSOLUTELY NO FIV!
It is direct and there is no awkwardness involved
You should bitch slap him if he does something you don't like though.
Be dominant from the start!
Women as men are made different. You all don't have just one main playbook that fits you all. Just as we don't. HINT to sooooo many women out there. Haha. I know sooooooo many women who love it and do get off from it. Fingering that is. I'm just wondering why the statement, guys keep your hands off of my snatch and you are using an alias. Lol. I suppose you're not trying to actually talk to the guys who have or will see YOU. I hope you tell them to stay out of there then or politely move their hands and say you don't enjoy. Can that go on your profile? That you do not enjoy. If you have a TER profile that is. Plus, dirty fingers can be an issue. It would suck for you to get an infection and it does absolutely nothing for you! Well it would suck even if it did. Lol. Trust me, it doesn't do enough for a man personally wo enjoyment being received by you. I hope no man would be offended or upset that you would tell them no. I hope.
Damn. This place is still slightly weird as far as the issues being had. Lmao.
I have to admit though. Fingering never came to my mind while hobbying. Lol. It just seemed a tad bit too personal for my tastes. Haha. Hey, it made sense at the time to me. If we ever crossed paths, YOURE WELCOME! Lol.
You know, it's funny because it IS on my TER profile!! But clearly not everyone reads those things very thoroughly LOL.
But don't worry, I've got it handled. I just gently move their hand and most of them immediately get the hint. It's just that small number of guys who jump right in there and try to flick my ovaries out (or whatever the hell they're doing up there) before I even get a chance to say, "No, thanks!" that I was really complaining about.
Anyway, from those of us who prefer for clients to keep their hands where we can see 'em: THANKS!
Communication is key. Also, grooming beforehand for guys should include trimming fingernails. Also remember that many ladies actually like digital insertion, so we will not necessarily know that this is a turn-off for you unless you tell us.
Since you asked, getting my nipples pinched or bitten hard (which many ladies do both) is a definite turn-off here. So are ladies that insist on wearing garters, and shoes. These issues can be overcome...see my first sentence.
Maybe I'm in the minority but I love when a guy slides his fingers ( preferably two-one in the pink, two in the stink) in me.. I think it's absolutely hot.
FIV/FIA whilst you choke on The Guapster's dick.