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For me I would think I am considered a good client (7/8), though one friend says I'm a 10 in her book.  But by the immortal words of Meatloaf - "bet she says that to all the boys."  I arrive on time, dress professionally, freshly showered, never negotiate a fee, and I'm always respectful to my date.  Also I always bring a bottle of wine, chocolates, or other small gift as a conversation starter.  As for the naughty bits, well I am probably very self-deprecating.  But to be honest, afterwards I often think how did I compare with others, but then I think WTF does it matter?  If she wants to see me again, then that's what counts as to how I was rated.  I know I am not a top performer in bed, but hey, practice makes perfect...

Did you get to the appointment on time? Appearance? Performance? Attitude? Atmosphere?  

& most importantly the General & Juicy details?

XOXO,
Ms. Leila Lovely

You'd have to ask her I suppose!  😉

You added the word "performance".  

For some, they are paying so they don't give a crap(not a problem with that) and for others, it is the life thread they hang on to, how well they made a hooker come and how often (...and action!). LOL

Seriously if I were to review a john I'd care only about the money, the time he spent (was it within the time paid for), cleanliness, a pleasant attitude and whether he was respectful of my boundaries. Anything else is of no concern of mine.

GaGambler732 reads

Yes, that was me yesterday. In fairness I did warn her about both. The sweat and stink from the heat was easy to fix, a good "long" shower, not just a rinse took care of that part, but the drinking part still made it almost impossible for me to finish.  

I'd have to give myself a 6/6 review, even drunk at least I don't "look" repulsive, I still respected her boundaries and didn't make her spend three hours trying to get me to cum, and I already made plans to "make it up to her" (and myself, as I never finished last night) which of course will include a generous tip for putting up with me last night. lol

For the record, I would NEVER just show up at a ladies door in that kind of shape without warning her first what to expect and giving her the option to just say "let's do this another day" I might be a pig, but I am a respectful pig.

Bob.Sugar495 reads

Did you break 90....that's all that matters  ;)

Posted By: GaGambler
Yes, that was me yesterday. In fairness I did warn her about both. The sweat and stink from the heat was easy to fix, a good "long" shower, not just a rinse took care of that part, but the drinking part still made it almost impossible for me to finish.  
   
 I'd have to give myself a 6/6 review, even drunk at least I don't "look" repulsive, I still respected her boundaries and didn't make her spend three hours trying to get me to cum, and I already made plans to "make it up to her" (and myself, as I never finished last night) which of course will include a generous tip for putting up with me last night. lol  
   
 For the record, I would NEVER just show up at a ladies door in that kind of shape without warning her first what to expect and giving her the option to just say "let's do this another day" I might be a pig, but I am a respectful pig.

GaGambler432 reads

but HUGE disclaimer here, I ran out of daylight before finishing all 18 holes. lol

Bob.Sugar505 reads

Also helps when I'm not playing at the BG Arboretum where water plays on 15 of 18 holes.  And helps to bring along someone like this gal.  Makes it all worthwhile.

Bob.Sugar502 reads

old, fat ugly and bald johns.  I guess I can add the incredibly pathetic ones with no self-esteem as well.

I'm really sorry that you haven't had better experiences here.  Perhaps it's just you?
 

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
You added the word "performance".  
   
 For some, they are paying so they don't give a crap(not a problem with that) and for others, it is the life thread they hang on to, how well they made a hooker come and how often (...and action!). LOL  
   
 Seriously if I were to review a john I'd care only about the money, the time he spent (was it within the time paid for), cleanliness, a pleasant attitude and whether he was respectful of my boundaries. Anything else is of no concern of mine.

For money, time cleanliness, attitude and respect.

Looks and performance: 5/5  

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
You added the word "performance".  
   
 For some, they are paying so they don't give a crap(not a problem with that) and for others, it is the life thread they hang on to, how well they made a hooker come and how often (...and action!). LOL  
   
 Seriously if I were to review a john I'd care only about the money, the time he spent (was it within the time paid for), cleanliness, a pleasant attitude and whether he was respectful of my boundaries. Anything else is of no concern of mine.

For me I would think I am considered a good client (7/8), though one friend says I'm a 10 in her book.  But by the immortal words of Meatloaf - "bet she says that to all the boys."  I arrive on time, dress professionally, freshly showered, never negotiate a fee, and I'm always respectful to my date.  Also I always bring a bottle of wine, chocolates, or other small gift as a conversation starter.  As for the naughty bits, well I am probably very self-deprecating.  But to be honest, afterwards I often think how did I compare with others, but then I think WTF does it matter?  If she wants to see me again, then that's what counts as to how I was rated.  I know I am not a top performer in bed, but hey, practice makes perfect...

He showed up on time with a gift in one hand and a bottle of chilled bubbly in the other, clean and neatly, if informally, dressed, but what the hell, it's summer.

We drank a few glasses and got down to business.  He gave me a decent massage though he always uses too much oil. Then the cover went on and we got down to business with flat out doggie and mish broken up by some DATY.
 
After the first round I gave him a massage, but it was clear that round two would have to wait till after dinner.

I supposed he had a few more drinks than necessary because after dinner the popper was a bit pooped, but a combo BBBJ/HJ got the job done eventually, and off to beddy-bye we went.

In the AM a repeat BBBJ/HJ got him up and ready for breakfast, then out the door.

Pretty good for a GPE  (grandpa experience

I think the ladies would say I'm a 7 (Reasonably Attractive) 8 on Performance (went the extra mile to please)
But most importantly, I think I'd get extra points for always having great hygiene and smelling good, treating the ladies with respect, and making sure I contribute the proper donation (He has a Big Wallet and knows how to use it) LOL.

thank you for all the orgasms. That second round of daty was a very unusual surprise. I just kept playing with myself while you were figuring out the condom because I was still hot and bothered. I had no idea it would tempt you to dive in again, but I'm so glad you did.  

Wait a minute. All those orgasms were faked? She was just play acting? Damn, I thought I'd learned that women can't play act an uncontrollable quiver. Especially so many times. There really aren't any nymphomaniacs in this profession? And the Oscar, for dramatic actress in a leading role goes to..........

So then she wouldn't write much about me at all. On time, generous, happy, clean, respectful, playful, humorous, and down to earth. Just the boring stuff. C'mon, the 'you're a great kisser' line had to be real.

General details

This was an amazing outcall experience. Standard two call system.  I got to his hotel on time, he texted me the room number, and off to the races. Hiding behind the door was an incredibly handsome man, shiny dark hair, body like a Greek god, smelling delicious, and wearing the shortest of silk boxers.  I couldn't believe I was going to have this all to myself.  VIPs read on.

The Juicy details

He gave me the donation, and then grabbed me and started LFK, which progressed to DFK.  We kissed like long lost lovers.  We groped each other like a pair of high school kids in the back seat of his mother's car. He kissed his way down my body until he reached my sweet pussy, and gave me the best DATY and DATO of my life.  I lost track of how many O's I had after the fourth one.  Then I said, my turn, and gave him a sloppy wet  gagging slurping BBBJ.  His dick was perfect, just the right length and girth, and tasted delicious.  I followed direction well, but honestly didn't need much, as the chemistry was incredible, and we each sensed immediately what the other wanted. I took him deep in  my throat until he unleashed a massive load, which I tried to swallow, but the volume was too great, and some spilled out onto my chin and tits, which I then scooped up in my hands and ate like it was my last meal.  I complimented him on his huge load and on how great his cum tasted.  
 He was immediately hard again and ready for round two. He ate me again until I came three more times, then he strapped up and we fucked in every position known to man and some that we invented on the fly.  I must have cum six more times until he unloaded in mish while DFKing me.  When I removed the cover to clean him up, I was amazed again at what a huge load he had just unleashed.
 We cuddled for a while and got to know each other.  He has an amazing mind and a wonderful sense of humor.  I could see just hanging out with him OTC. After some mutual fondling, he was hard as a rock again.  We turned around into the 69 position, where he made me cum four more times. Then I told him, I need you in my ass, so we lubed up my brown eye, applied the jimmy hat, and we toured the Greek Isles, slowly at first until I became accustomed to his size, and then hard and fast while he grabbed my hips and pounded away like a piledriver. I applied my Hitachi wand to my engorged clit, and had seven more O's. He screamed that he was cumming, tore off the cover, nutted all over my back, and we collapsed on each other in a sweaty heap.  
We cuddled some more, then he looked at the clock and realized that his 15 minutes were up. I'm not a clock watcher, but he was respectful of my time.  
Over all, an amazing time was had by all. Run don't walk to see him. He's my new ATF.  If TER allowed it, I'd give him a 12 for performance.  Treat him well.  I will repeat.

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But I paid the upcharge for the great review and hinted there would be "extras" on the next date.

Posted By: MsLeilaLovely
Did you get to the appointment on time? Appearance? Performance? Attitude? Atmosphere?  
   
 & most importantly the General & Juicy details?  
   
 XOXO,  
 Ms. Leila Lovely

cashorcredit488 reads

8 for appearance and 5 for performance, if she's honest, if she fabricates then maybe she'll give me an 8/8.  

great attitude, and always nice atmosphere, you'll have to pm her for the juicy details lol.

Posted By: MsLeilaLovely
Did you get to the appointment on time? Appearance? Performance? Attitude? Atmosphere?  
   
 & most importantly the General & Juicy details?  
   
 XOXO,  
 Ms. Leila Lovely

General
He brought a number 10 envelope.  My favorite as they tend to expand better when stuffed with lots of cash. It was a security envelope which doesn't really make a difference, but it was a nice touch.  All the bills were turned facing the same way and it made it easy to count - plus it was exactly the price we had agreed upon.  It was a variety pack as he knows I like entertaining several men at once, especially those with the handles Benjamin, Ulysses and Andrew.  A good time was had by all and I will repeat.

Juicy Details
He came, he washed, he came, he left the envelope, he didn't ask me to join him for dinner.  He's my new ATF.

Joe!!! While this made me giggle...you know better with me...; )

Posted By: Joe Christmas
General  
 He brought a number 10 envelope.  My favorite as they tend to expand better when stuffed with lots of cash. It was a security envelope which doesn't really make a difference, but it was a nice touch.  All the bills were turned facing the same way and it made it easy to count - plus it was exactly the price we had agreed upon.  It was a variety pack as he knows I like entertaining several men at once, especially those with the handles Benjamin, Ulysses and Andrew.  A good time was had by all and I will repeat.  
   
 Juicy Details  
 He came, he washed, he came, he left the envelope, he didn't ask me to join him for dinner.  He's my new ATF.

Bob.Sugar582 reads

Yep...many of "us" now know better  ;)

Sober up yet?

Posted By: Alexandra Kole
Joe!!! While this made me giggle...you know better with me...; )  
   
Posted By: Joe Christmas
General  
  He brought a number 10 envelope.  My favorite as they tend to expand better when stuffed with lots of cash. It was a security envelope which doesn't really make a difference, but it was a nice touch.  All the bills were turned facing the same way and it made it easy to count - plus it was exactly the price we had agreed upon.  It was a variety pack as he knows I like entertaining several men at once, especially those with the handles Benjamin, Ulysses and Andrew.  A good time was had by all and I will repeat.  
     
  Juicy Details  
  He came, he washed, he came, he left the envelope, he didn't ask me to join him for dinner.  He's my new ATF.

Sorry, have we met?! Last I checked, you don't know shit...

Bob.Sugar587 reads

So...sober up yet?

I guess you should take a look at your outbound mail that YOU sent...unsolicited!  Maybe you had a memory lapse  LOL

Posted By: Alexandra Kole
Sorry, have we met?! Last I checked, you don't know shit...

Posted By: MsLeilaLovely
Did you get to the appointment on time? Appearance? Performance? Attitude? Atmosphere?  
   
 & most importantly the General & Juicy details?  
   
 XOXO,  
 Ms. Leila Lovely
First, my last appt was with my atf, and she has fairly exacting standards..LOL....
I was on time
I was dressed appropriately....no shorts, t-shirt, or sandals
Performance...appropriate for my age lol
My attitude is always good.
Atmosphere was great.  She has the same exacting standards for herself and puts a lot of extra effort into the atmosphere....

Juicy details?  What can I say? She is always hot and super sexy....this time I was not looking for a fuck fest but a nice relaxing GFE experience, so we went slow.....starting on the couch, slow lingering kisses, touching, stroking each other's body...then Mr Happy got involved, so we went to the bed where she took her time with a very very nice BBBJ as I played with her pussy finally slipping my finger into that tight, wet and warm thing and watching her reaction.  Sliding it in and out slowly....then she mounted me for some cowgirl and added a great grinding motion and man that pussy just grabbed my cock and I came and came and came  (unusually big load for me-what can i say, she is awesome).  Then we laid there and talked and she gave me a nice back rub until it was time to go.  I needed to go, or I think we would have had a nice lunch together too.  Hmmmmm...I think I need to give her a call.  LOL

You've got your own little following of ladies.  Curious to see who is going to provide the first review of you.

I doubt that I'll ever find myself on the other side of the bed sheets ;)

saves my number and let's me know when she's available to meet and I get to meet her at the time I request, I must have done something correctly. This is especially true since her friend has done the same.

If she enjoys certain engaging in certain activities that she doesn't allow with others, I think that speaks volumes

that I was tolerable to look at and that it didn't feel like I was providing a service :-)

Do you really think that's all I'd have to say?! ; ) 💋❤️
 

Posted By: Arovet
that I was tolerable to look at and that it didn't feel like I was providing a service :-)

...OK. You can stop laughing now. No really, you can stop. :-)

L.Guapo564 reads

Then made out like teenagers until I carried her to the bed and gave her multiple Os, causing her to squirt for the very first time.  Then she demanded a Blumpkin before insisting I take her to dinner OTC.
10/10 all day

Bob.Sugar544 reads

No seriously...it was pee.

As for that falling into your arms...looks like you missed.

Posted By: MsLeilaLovely
Did you get to the appointment on time? Appearance? Performance? Attitude? Atmosphere?  
   
 & most importantly the General & Juicy details?  
   
 XOXO,  
 Ms. Leila Lovely
I was on time. I was clean (showered etc right before I left and showered when I first got there). I was respectful of her and her boundaries. I paid in full exactly they way she asked. So on the client side I think I did OK. On client behavior a 10 or 9.

Looks, well, I am fat (300LB), loose skin from loosing over a 100LB, got crooked teeth and moles, micro dick, and lots of body hair (but waxed sack and crack trimmed around the shaft). On short I am ugly. Always have been. So looks maybe a range of 1 to maybe 3. If you like hairy men on the big side I might get a 5.

Performance, that is a tough one. I have difficulty getting it up and keeping it up. That causes problems. I am good with my tongue and take direction. I don't think she got off. Maybe a 5, I do give a good massage so that is a solid 9 or maybe an 8 on a bad day.

Juicy details?  It would likely include complaints on how hard it is for me to stay hard and how next to impossible it was for me to come In fact on my lat paid I didn't cum. They can get even uglier put things that are not my fault but am ashamed of. I fear the juicy details. It is why I am so opposed clients reviews. If July detail reviews of clients ever became popular I would leave the hobby. I am respectful, clean, safe and pay in full. Isn't that all that matters

Actually, she did say I was "great" -- but she was 35 years younger than me, so what does she know?  

Lovely young woman and she was lots of fun.  I'm probably a 7, 8 on my best day....

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