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Escort buzz words-What They really mean: Athletic=fatCurvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
mature=old Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat Spinner = no boobs Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across country
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the older gents
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat Unless Otherwise specified, you can assume:
age = mature
height = short
weight = heav
It's like reading me when I rant about marriage
I hope this is in jest..... And as the TER banner indicates "For entertainment purposes only"
Because if you mean any of this you are without a doubt Richard Head Deluxe that plagiarizes to boot
I suggest you hang on real tight to your day job because you're not funny. Get some new material and try again
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"I am a bikini model.
I have not been a size 2 since I was 18
I really want to get to know my clients:
I can't stand those bastards!
I'm highly educated
I finished High School.
I'm a co-ed.
I've been marketing myself as a co-ed for 10 years. Someday I'll get my GED!
I'm working on a Master's, PhD etc
I'm still trying to get my bachelors
I am world traveled
I con my tricks into paying for vacation trips for the "two of us."
I am exclusive and low volume
I service 14 regulars, 3 Sugar daddies and a husband but I only see four new guys a month.
I am classy.
I know what a double wide is
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Haven’t run into anyone fitting your description in 10 plus years of hobby.
If the above descriptions is based on your personal experience, then I must say, you have problem you may want to figure out
I'm hoping this was in jest, but I'm so sad for you if these are your genuine experiences in the hobby. You know what they say, a little bit of truth behind every just kidding.
My body type is listed as athletic - I am ACTUALLY athletic. I mean training session five days a week athletic. It's a real thing. We're not all just fat.
Party girl definition is pretty universal though. Definitely not strictly escort lexicon
P4P ad deciphering code:
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Super sized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bed sheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cinnamon = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Graceful = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
soft skin = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jail bait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
no age? = same as "28"
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy
Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
The "complete list goes back to USENET in the 90's. I think it needs additions.
"I am a bikini model.
I have not been a size 2 since I was 18
I really want to get to know my clients:
I can't stand those bastards!
I'm highly educated
I finished High School.
I'm a co-ed.
I've been marketing myself as a co-ed for 10 years. Someday I'll get my GED!
I'm working on a Master's, PhD etc
I'm still trying to get my bachelors
I am world traveled
I con my tricks into paying for vacation trips for the "two of us."
I am exclusive and low volume
I service 14 regulars, 3 Sugar daddies and a husband but I only see four new guys a month.
I am classy.
I know what a double wide is
For your seemingly infinite capacity to embarrass yourself. You are the gift that keeps on giving.
It appears that "somebody" needs lessons in board trolling.
He really isn't very good at it, is he? Say what you want about OSP and his imaginary wife, but at least he could always get the natives riled up when he trolled these boards.
He really isn't very good at it, is he? Say what you want about OSP and his imaginary wife, but at least he could always get the natives riled up when he trolled these boards.
I'll make it up to you = Haha, you just got hosed pervert!
...but to each his own I guess?