You are truly a candidate for the next Darwin Award.
Consider yourself nominated.
When was the last time you saw a provider ad that got you excited?
For me I can't even remember, but it hasn't been of late. I'm talking about ladies I would actually book with based on geography, budget, and her over all attitude.
in that I'm increasingly finding myself more attracted to certain women (one in particular) based on their posts, rather than visuals. As a more direct answer to your question, I'd say the last time I became excited based on an ad was a week (or was it two?) ago when I saw an ad which included a picture that literally left me with my mouth hanging open. Being as over-saturated with pictures of gorgeous women as we are, I'd say that was quite a unique accomplishment.
You claim to be on Twitter.
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Two ads caught my eye. The first was for a provider visiting my area. The dates weren't going to work, but I put her on my must-see list for the future. The thing that interested me most about the ad wasn't the pics, but how she described herself and what she enjoys during dates. It fit my likes to a T. And the pics were pretty hot also.
The second ad was for one of my favs. It was a simple ad: one pic--a great one I'd never seen before--and minimal copy. It did the trick. I made an appointment that day
I'd discount the first one since you are not compatible due to scheduling conflicts. Sure you can put her on a must see list. I'd call it a "to see list" which all my preferences go on, but I don't get excited till the scheduling works out.
Is your fave someone you seen before? I wouldn't get excited over a new pic of someone I've seen before as I already know what she looks like in the flesh.
It said nothing about compatibility based on scheduling or whether it's someone we've seen before. It was a simple question about whether anyone got excited by an ad.
I didn't say that YOU would have been excited by these ads. But you asked for our opinions of what excited US.
If you're not interested in getting responses that may differ from yours when you ask a question here, why bother to ask?
but I was looking for situations where you liked what you saw, and could actually go forward with scheduling a date that you can attend. That's why I mentioned geography, budget, and attitude as determining factors scheduling conflicts would also go into that category.
'Scuse me, but what other kind is there? You do realize, sir, that your thought process is far from normal?
Yes a date you can attend I see many ads of ladies I want to see. However they aren't near me, out of my price range, or a number of any other reasons. Those are examples of dates I can not attend.
When is a date not a date? Gosh you are a treat! You continue to find ways to embarrass yourself. You are the gift that keeps on giving. Thanks!
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Where do you advertise for clients? Or do you just trust word of mouth from hobbyists?
I'm a man who does not see clients.
Personally you don't seem to be my type, but I'm sure that you will find many fine gentlemen here that could afford you. Your rates are reasonable, right
I only like women, and I know I'm not going to find a lady I'd be willing to sleep with who is willing to pay me to sleep with her.
Who sees multiple guys a day? Or are you more UTR and low volume, since you don't advertise?
My photos are also password protected, and I have a no review policy.
You also might want to consider full access to your photos, because we mongers aren't very happy when we stumble across photos on a providers page that are password protected.
That no review policy of yours is just bad business, IMHO. You'll get a much bigger client base if we know what to expect from you.
Some of my best experiences were with gals who had no reviews.
But what about the guys who would like you but you have no reviews that they can read to see if you are a good fit for them?
I think lopaw may be experiencing a psychological episode.
You are truly a candidate for the next Darwin Award.
Consider yourself nominated.
She was just swatting you around and it took you quite some time to figure it out. It was rather amusing, but I guess not to you, since you had no clue.
Did you think I was under the impression that I thought lopaw thought I was a provider.
You are more stupid than I thought you were.
Not only does your first sentence make almost no sense, but it's not even close to what we all thought. Please stop embarrassing yourself and don't reply. Oh, and don't PM me either.
What did you all think, spokesman for the entire GD board?
The ad was on the Sagebrush Ranch website. It almost made me want to go see her, and pay those astronomical rates for a timed (shower on the clock), non connective, ymmv gfe, non responsive, out of the way, hurry up and cum sessions, but my mind kicked in, and I said f&ck that. It was a great ad, but there would be no chance for some extra mileage.
It's been awhile for sure. 
For me I can't even remember, but it hasn't been of late. I'm talking about ladies I would actually book with based on geography, budget, and her over all attitude.