But...Oh what a fantasy...
Maybe we old farts can learn from the newer methods:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xo797x_upstairs_fun
honesty is always the best policy..cut to the chase..it really does work..i had a provider tell me one time i was a little too graphic..i just thought i was being honest..
That was funny!
But it really makes a very good case for the hobby.
Just one envelope, read her reviews, and you're both good to go.
(Do gals really hate the big forehead?)
I think they do, the big forehead thang. That was really funny, but oh so honest.
Maybe if I'd had a "No dumps in the apartment" rule, like this guy, it might have changed everything. LOL!