PSA about facials.
This brings the term facial, true meaning.
So rub it in ladies
Didn't Heather Locklear say something about semen facials in an interview during one of her drunken sprees?
Then she went into rehab, again, but I don't know if it was for the facials or for the drinking
Yep. Heather endorses facial cosmetics. I am more than willing to help her out.
And for those who can't do youtube:
https://hollywoodlife.com/2013/04/17/heather-locklear-semen-anti-aging-beauty-tip
The absolute BEST ANTI AGING cream and its Organic
You get paid to take the anti aging cream.
See, guys like me are doing our due diligence to help you ladies maintain you soft, smooth skin. And you look so damn good with it on your face.
Yes, I am bent.
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Most of us have no desire to shoot in your eye, so if you get nice and low and give us a good steady target we won't get you in your eyes I say most because I imagine there are guys that do.. The ladies that get it in their eye move around or raise up. It's difficult to control with a moving target. The long thick fake eye lashes are an extra buffer of protection, and they look really sexy. I for one am an eye guy, beautiful eyes make my knees buckle, and so I have no interest in making a woman close her eyes.
I've heard wearing long think fake eyelashes and gritting your teeth---no worries....lol....
I know of at least half a dozen gals who are desirous of receiving my semen on their face, and I am always more than willing to satisfy that urge. I think it is hot as can be, especially if I can then massage it into their skin myself.
Some gals eschew it on account of their makeup, and I can understand that. One gal told me it would be OK if I were her last client of the day as she needed to keep her face all day.
As for protecting the eyes, I often keep a pair of swim goggles with me for that purpose. It is kind of a kinky look.
Thanks for the post. Those are some hot cum shots
For some reason, I feel like it is disrespectful and prefer to CIM. They don't have to swallow if thY don't want to and that's OK with me. I've tasted mine and I'D spit it out too. I always had a glass of orange juice for my wife after a BBBJCIM.
What a freak accident it must have been for your cum to somehow shoot into your own mouth.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....I bet you've had MANY, MANY nightmares over it.
Just to be safe, when I jizz from now on, I will keep my mouth shut, and VERY tightly so.
Thanks for the heads up. Before reading your post, I didn't think it was even possible for that to happen.
Seems like all those "where do I put my cum" threads were not placed in vain.
If we can save only person from putting their cum in the wrong place, all those threads now seem so worth it! 
My, you have a vivid imagination lol. I knew my wife didn't like the taste of it and as a scientist I was curious. So I put a little on my finger and TASTED it. I didn't make a COCKtail out of it. Further I don't like the smell of it either.
I used to have a civvie GF who would beg me to COF, she absolutely loved to wipe it all over her face.
Damn she was a fun girl, I need to find another one just like her. lol
That's true but I have never have been asked if I would like to. Nor has any provider said "please cum on my face."
Damn she was a fun girl, I need to find another one just like her. lol
Just saying.
I have had both providers and civvies who love it. To me I actually prefer CIM, as I don't really like to roll around in my own cum, but if a woman ASKS for it, as the saying goes "who am I to refuse?"
OTOH, I know a LOT of women who absolutely HATE anything to do with a man's ejaculate and treat it as toxic waste. Some of those women are still great in bed. Different strokes, I suppose.
Whatever lifts yer skirt. But, I’m sticking with other seed options for face moisturizer.
This brings the term facial, true meaning.
So rub it in ladies.
I knew you would want the facts, Hotplants. 
Don't want that stuff near where I can smell it...sorry but I hate the smell.
Bull, pork and fish semen have been common ingredients for cosmetics for centuries. Beef and pork blood is used for the color red in probably 95% of all cosmetics that use the color red. I don't even use hair product because of the scary stuff that goes into that crap. Doesn't seem to bother the ladies though, many of whom know exactly what they put on their face to give us boys a hard on.
The elixer of life...
landed on her hairs 
Case in point:
I know a gal who is of Asian Indian descent, and has beautiful long black thick hair. Having something of a hair fetish, I asked her if some time I could jerk off using her hair, and she said sure. I guess she thought it was going to be an easy deal for her. Well, it was, until she went to shampoo it out and found she had to spend over an hour of re-lathering and rinsing to get it all out. The next time I saw her she said: Never again!
I mentioned this to another gal once, and she laughed and said it would be no problem, all she has to do is coat her hair with conditioner, and the cum will slide right off. I had a thing for her hair also (She is AA and has a 1970s style afro.) She said I could do it in her hair on our next meet up, but sadly she retired before ever coming back to my town.
Here's a little mood music for you gals the next time you have this problem
LOL!!!!! MrFisher, Now that was funny.