Haven't we all licked something we wished we hadn't? A dirty smelly bush? An ass that didn't get the full T.P. treatment? An outdoor metal poll in winter? Sure...we've all been there, done that.
Think about the dichotomy of the two worlds. Ariana Grande stuck her tongue where it didn't belong. Ok...
In civie life she's now a disgusting, horrible person.
But If she stuck her tongue where it didn't belong with some of these soft johns, she would go home with 5 candles, 3 hitachi wands and a Nordstrom's gift card for $200 and an email in her inbox with a marriage proposal.
So I ask you...is the civie world fked up or the p4p world out of whack?
Need something to talk about every now and again.
and after I did, I said to myself Jack Dunphy owes me three minutes of my life that were totally wasted.
I mean why would ANYONE give two fucks about anything that she did/does?
And what were you going to do with those three minutes anyway?
Reply back to JohnyCumsTooQuickly? Drink your 14th beer? Tell people on the P&R how much you hate Obamacare for the 109th time?
C'mon. You looked up a hot Latina with a saliva problem. All in all, not the worst thing you've done with your day.
And sorry, no refunds.
Bob Sugar is handling my complaint department. (I had to hire him to keep up with my voluminous hate mail.)
Take it up with him. 
If any of us were caught on camera doing 1% of the stupid shit we did at that age, it would take us a dozen lifetimes to live it down.
As for her "stupid Americans" comment. Bird Brain over on P&R says worse than that a dozen times a day. Hey, I have said "stupid gringos" more times than I can count, and will probably say it thousand of more times.
and yes, I agree she is hot. Definitely doable IMO
And for the record, I was NOT drinking beer yesterday. I almost never drink beer anymore. It's just not worth all the extra gym time I have to put in to still fit into my pants. I was drinking of course, but just not beer. lol
Would you put them in your mouth after she was done?
About what the wine pairing is for that...ummmm...pair. Or is that JLS's thing?
Oh that's right... fish will know the right juice. I'm thinking guava but double check with him. Lol
She prefers long johns?
Think about the dichotomy of the two worlds. Ariana Grande stuck her tongue where it didn't belong. Ok...
In civie life she's now a disgusting, horrible person.
But If she stuck her tongue where it didn't belong with some of these soft johns, she would go home with 5 candles, 3 hitachi wands and a Nordstrom's gift card for $200 and an email in her inbox with a marriage proposal.
So I ask you...is the civie world fked up or the p4p world out of whack?
and then leaving it for the next customer. At least to the mainstream public.
People that are into spitting into their partners mouth and such must be soiling their underwear watching this security video taken of AG.
Frozen banana up her ass ... great! Now I have to go back and edit my answer to that "fetish" question.
shake her ass in public? The donut shop left them uncovered on the counter... some states have spit guards on the salad bars for C's sake...
We are assuming that the tongue made contact, which is not clear in the video. The BF clearly smelled but did not stick his tongue out. I get it that this was a young couple on (probably) a post ciotal lark. But it was wrong & disgusting. 50% of the blame is to the girl... 50% to the shop for putting it there in the first place.
Then we can deal with her anti-America rant... I do not buy her excuse. It's not about American eating habits. That's not what she said.
I don't get the desire to compare this with the P4P world...
I wasn't going to listen to her music anyway...