It's actually Wednsday night, I'm nervous and excited all at once. Went thorough a pretty good overhaul from what I sent ya. I figured telling goofy stories from a redneck perspective is my strong suit so why try and be someone I'm not? Should be more me, no fake ass Larry the Cable guy BS it's still gonna be pretty heavy on the sexual humor but should flow smoothly and I won't come across as an "equal opportunity offender" like the first draft.  
Y'all keep the good vibes coming I'm gonna need them!!!!!