Back when I bought my first used Audi, they shared the lot with Porsche. As I was waiting for my car to get pulled around front I was admiring a brand new 911. My sales guy walked up and we stood eyeing the finest production sports car on the market - there truly is no substitute. "I wonder what are the payments for one of these?" I asked.
"If someone walks on this lot asking about financing," he quipped "they're not serious. You either pay cash, or you can't afford it." With all this discussion about getting the best pussy for the dollar, it made me think back to that conversation. You want the best pussy for the dollar? That's easy. Find her, and pay what she's asking. You want a same day appointment? Tip her the previous session. You want to move to the front of the line? Treat her like an escort; arrive on time, be a gentleman, stay within the lines, leave a little early even. Remember, her favorite position was, is, and always will be, you standing in front of your ATM. It's as it should be. I didn't get this at first. It didn't take long to figure out though. And oh by the way, no alias here - I am nyst8tofmind and I approve this message. I also don't have VIP so either have some balls and respond, or keep your PMs to yourself because I don't have the access nor the inclination to read them. Those who can, do. Those who can't, whine about it.
Absolutely!
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Very good points. And I agree with most of it. However, I think a more realistic analogy would be a situation where two Porsche dealerships are located directly next door to each other. One dealership wants you to pay in cash and frowns at the idea of financing. The other dealership, which also has the car you're interested in, was not only more than happy to talk to you about financing, but they were also really nice people. They're confident you'll love the car and your car buying experience so much, you'll return to buy multiple cars in your lifetime. Who would you deal with?
I never negotiate when I hobby in the US. However, considering how much competition there is in SD alone, I never understood why a girl would be against anything that might lead to a sale. I understand if you don't want to get caught talking about anything illegal. However, what's better? Negotiating with someone, settling for 10% off of your price, and still going home with $280, or refuse to negotiate and go home with nothing. Your ego doesn't need to pay the bills.
"If someone walks on this lot asking about financing," he quipped "they're not serious. You either pay cash, or you can't afford it."
With all this discussion about getting the best pussy for the dollar, it made me think back to that conversation. You want the best pussy for the dollar? That's easy. Find her, and pay what she's asking. You want a same day appointment? Tip her the previous session. You want to move to the front of the line? Treat her like an escort; arrive on time, be a gentleman, stay within the lines, leave a little early even. Remember, her favorite position was, is, and always will be, you standing in front of your ATM. It's as it should be.
I didn't get this at first. It didn't take long to figure out though. And oh by the way, no alias here - I am nyst8tofmind and I approve this message. I also don't have VIP so either have some balls and respond, or keep your PMs to yourself because I don't have the access nor the inclination to read them. Those who can, do. Those who can't, whine about it.
When you find two Porsche dealerships next to each other you let me know.
That's why I called it an analogy. And although you'll never find two Porsche dealerships next to each other, you can always find another provider "next door" (i.e., TER and every other hobbying website I'm apparently not allowed to mention here).
Jezebel, I'm all for empowering women. However, this is providing/hobbying and you need to take it for what it is, a business. If they're truly your friends, then why is money involved in the first place? How often would you see them if they stopped paying? Where would they go if you stopped providing? So, why am I considered disrespectful for talking about a fairly important part of this equation? I'm not saying all women should haggle until they faint, but why jeopardize a sale? And why is the guy suddenly a misogynist for negotiating? If you don't want to talk about sex for money because it's illegal, that's understandable. But, if you think it's demeaning to mention money, you're definitely in the wrong industry. That being said, however you want to run your business is up to you. Oh wait, it's not a business . . .
FYI Jez, I understand this reads a bit hostile. It's really not. Regardless of how I sound here, I'm not a mean spirited person. The girls I've seen can vouch for that. I'm just not afraid to speak my mind and I find this topic a little hypocritical. It also tends to bring out the fire in the forums 
Finally, New York guy, very few of us use aliases. You're not that cool.
If we're as interchangeable as cars from a competing same-make dealership, just go to the one with the price you like; it seems like a non-issue if you're happy to move on to the provider next door.
If ladies truly needed $ to eat, I'm sure there would be haggling (and maybe with a small subset, that is the case), but why haggle when it's not necessary? No, it's not misogynistic to haggle, but when you know it won't be welcome, it would be polite to refrain in those instances.
... but I am cooler than you could possibly fathom.
I don't think you're misogynistic or a bad guy for asking this question.
However, this only applies to ladies working as an escort who needs to close EVERY sale (so to speak) to pay her bills. While this may be the typical lady you're contacting, they are by FAR not the only ladies hobbying.
Not all money is good money. And as someone who has a job (sales) that pays (quite nicely) my SUBSTANTIAL monthly nut, I am one who doesn't need to negotiate. And won't.
I'm no HDH, and I cherry pick my dates. Most people who "find" me are referrals from my tiny pool of +7-figure-a-year, low flying men.
I have a friend who owns a luxury dealership. Never negotiates.
I have a friend who owns a Honda dealership. Negotiating is the name of the game.
Both do quite well.
Not a misogynistic question but when you hobby are you looking for a Porsche or a Honda?
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Can u twits leave this topic alone. No one is taking money out your pocket forcing you to see a provider and if you dropped ten grand on pussy, then more power to you U. Like Rhett Butler, I don't give a damn either way. Two weeks from now this same topic will be brought up again and the same usual suspects will be debating it
You and AEJ enjoy yourself the night of Jez's party. You want a different thread? Start one! Otherwise STFU
Hey NY. Dont get sucked in.
When you put forth appreciation and trust you will receive it back; at least that's my theory.
Since my alarm went off a hour early and I have nothing better todo...
Being a repeat client is your best friend in this hobby. When you find someone who does it for you, keep driving that car for all its worth, it will end soon enough Granted I love looking at the AMG models, but i know they are out of my league.. Not gonna be a idiot and ask stupid questions, complain, or otherwise. It is what it is. Too much fun, life, and sex to be had. And frankly, at the end of the day, we all want to be appreciated, even us pricks....peace and love
your a absolute treasure
I love the cynicism and whit
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