would you be upset or insulted if your client at at high end hotel/resort met you at the door wearing just boxers and hotel robe?
after a long day of meetings, I just want to take off that suit, get a hot shower and relax before meeting with a provider
What will Wilma say when she finds out?
Good grief man...what is with some of you guys. You're meeting a hooker to have sex with.
after a long day of meetings, I just want to take off that suit, get a hot shower and relax before meeting with a provider
I respectfully suggest some discretion and not present yourself in full view of anyone else who might be walking past. Do what discreet hookers do if they greet their johns in lingerie, use the door as a shield and only step around it when the door is closed.
Ohhhh so that's what she was doing .... Thanks, I thought she was playing some sort of weird peak-a-boo. 
handkerchief in the pocket.. also from Salvatore Ferragamo ?
that way I know you are no LE. You could leave your cap on though and socks, this would make our experience memorable. Xo
and after looking in a full length mirror of myself in just socks, I had to agree.
Anyone else think so?
Personally, I've answered the door in a robe if the hotel offered them. They cover up everything
Can be a kick to the ding ding.
You just have to ask "what is she thinking"
Moderately unsexy is more like it.
A man should not wear socks while having sex, or an undershirt/tshirt. Unless he's having sex with wife of 40 years. Yikes!
A man should not wear socks while having sex, or an undershirt/tshirt. Unless he's having sex with wife of 40 years. Yikes!
again, I should be glad that she at least cares.
if you shorted the envelope.
The money always seems to manage to get them over any fashion faux pas.
Whoda thunk it?
I guess that works. But most hookers are fine waiting till the end to count it.
I guess there's not much trust going on with your tricks.
I like to wear my own robe however. It has a hugeeeee S monogrammed on it.
The money always seems to manage to get them over any fashion faux pas.
Whoda thunk it?
I have always assumed you were a "tighty whitey" kinda guy.
The truth is I have tattooed my initials on each cheek.
And I go commando!!
The hookers would even see YOU, pending the correct width of the tighty whitey envelope.
And just for the record, I'm a "dick", Bob.
JD is nobody's bitch. 
YOU of all people know that Bob.Sugar doesn't use envelopes LOL
The savings on that translates to a ride to Wendy's for a frosty...in my 1978 Ford Pinto.
I like to slum it sometimes
And just for the record, I'm a "dick", Bob.
JD is nobody's bitch.
Most of the girls I fk in p4p want that wad in an envelope. Very clearly marked on their websites, too.
If you cant find it, it is usually just above the paragraph that states the money is about her time ONLY, never sex, and just below the statement she NEVER negotiates.
Come on Bob. I thought you knew all this.
There's still a few hookers on this board who babble that this is just a companionship deal LOL
Of course it is.
Who doesn't negotiate? EVERYONE in the fucking universe negotiates.
Sorry Jack...I'm not diluting my incredible wealth on envelopes. I've yet to meet anyone....anywhere who isn't thrilled to just grab the cash. But I'm sure someone here will consider that "disrespectful"....and to those folks who feel that way...I'll be happy to direct you to Wal-Mart to buy a backbone, balls....and some knee pads.
And when they pay for that shit they don't need to give the clerk an envelope....seriously.
If you cant find it, it is usually just above the paragraph that states the money is about her time ONLY, never sex, and just below the statement she NEVER negotiates.
Come on Bob. I thought you knew all this.
It is a well established fact here that negotiating is VERY bad for the girls. How do I know this? The girls tell me.
You see Bob, what you don't know about business, is that once you lower the price of something, people will NEVER pay the full price for it again.
That is why giving temporary discounts or announced specials when biz is very slow is also a bad idea as well.
The johns on this board are very cunning and never allow themselves to get caught up in the emotion of p4p...it is ALL business to them.
Do you think any john, with flowers and chocolates at the ready, would go back to a girl when those discounts/deals/negotiated rates go back up? Hmmmmmm???
And these girls will "tank" a session on you if they happen to accept a lower bid from you, and how much fun will that be?
There are TONS of johns here who know all about gals that have tanked a session even though those same johns don't negotiate. Very smart guys who actually LISTEN to the ladies here.
You have a lot to learn son. Maybe one of the gals here can take you under their wing and explain how things really work.
Do you really think you know their business better than they? Even you cant be THAT pompous.
I guess this negotiating thing is something that we don't pay much attention to. I had told a gal the other day that I look at her rates...and go from there. Same as I do with most things in life. If someone won't play "Let's make a deal", no problem. No shortage of commodities here. I guess it's logical to someone to get paid zero...and feel like they won something. However my economic gurus tell me that they are delusional people who believe that. Some of those geniuses actually comment on boards like this that "that'll teach that cheap asshole" LOL
What the hell is wrong with bringing flowers and chocolates? Given the paranoia that permeates this world, I would expect those love lorn johns would hire the USC marching band to announce their arrival too.
How would one determine if a gal is tanking a session if they've never had a session with her? Logic dictates it's the repeat sessions that generally get tanked...but the spineless BSUs won't admit it...and just go along with it.
Business is business Jacko...it's not terribly difficult to understand. Have you actually met any hookers that understand how a "real" business operates? I'm sure there's a few out there...maybe.
You see Bob, what you don't know about business, is that once you lower the price of something, people will NEVER pay the full price for it again.
That is why giving temporary discounts or announced specials when biz is very slow is also a bad idea as well.
The johns on this board are very cunning and never allow themselves to get caught up in the emotion of p4p...it is ALL business to them.
Do you think any john, with flowers and chocolates at the ready, would go back to a girl when those discounts/deals/negotiated rates go back up? Hmmmmmm???
And these girls will "tank" a session on you if they happen to accept a lower bid from you, and how much fun will that be?
There are TONS of johns here who know all about gals that have tanked a session even though those same johns don't negotiate. Very smart guys who actually LISTEN to the ladies here.
You have a lot to learn son. Maybe one of the gals here can take you under their wing and explain how things really work.
Do you really think you know their business better than they? Even you cant be THAT pompous.
All you need is fresh jucey pussy. And I won't be surprosed you'll get Ph.D in pussy economics. You'll be lecturing girls around the globe. Let's what the fuck they give about it. Xo
What the hell is wrong with bringing flowers and chocolates? Given the paranoia that permeates this world, I would expect those love lorn johns would hire the USC marching band to announce their arrival too.
How would one determine if a gal is tanking a session if they've never had a session with her? Logic dictates it's the repeat sessions that generally get tanked...but the spineless BSUs won't admit it...and just go along with it.
Business is business Jacko...it's not terribly difficult to understand. Have you actually met any hookers that understand how a "real" business operates? I'm sure there's a few out there...maybe.
You see Bob, what you don't know about business, is that once you lower the price of something, people will NEVER pay the full price for it again.
That is why giving temporary discounts or announced specials when biz is very slow is also a bad idea as well.
The johns on this board are very cunning and never allow themselves to get caught up in the emotion of p4p...it is ALL business to them.
Do you think any john, with flowers and chocolates at the ready, would go back to a girl when those discounts/deals/negotiated rates go back up? Hmmmmmm???
And these girls will "tank" a session on you if they happen to accept a lower bid from you, and how much fun will that be?
There are TONS of johns here who know all about gals that have tanked a session even though those same johns don't negotiate. Very smart guys who actually LISTEN to the ladies here.
You have a lot to learn son. Maybe one of the gals here can take you under their wing and explain how things really work.
Do you really think you know their business better than they? Even you cant be THAT pompous.
Why aren't there more gals like you around?
You are a sweetheart
I just apologize it was Elena. 
That wouldn't bother me in the least. As long as my client doesn't mind the possibility of housekeeping (or literally anyone else on his floor) walking by and seeing him in all his be-robed glory, it's no problem for me!
Plus, it probably means he's just stepped out of the shower, which is always a good thing
The clothes are coming off anyways... it's not like u r meeting the provider in the lobby in ur boxers.... why bother with even boxers a robe is fine with ur bday suit!!
Get that hole warmed up for me!
Sounds rather debonair to me! And it's far preferable to the alternative: Shweddy Balls.
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My fucking around is mostly done on business trips. If I am gone for two nights, there will be at least two dates, if it is three nights, then it is at least three dates and so on. I can't possibly bring enough clean clothes without having the W think "WTF is going on here? He was gone for two nights and brought back four pairs of dirty underwear." Unfortunately, most of the time, I have to put on the crap I have been wearing all day anyway because of the darned elevator key access issue.
Those of you who are not married have no idea the amount of planning that goes into this "hobby," it is fucking exhausting. I think that I will start work on "Fucking Around for Dummies," with a sequel entitled "How to Fuck Around and Delude Yourself into Thinking you are Getting Away with it."
...so you feel and are fresh for your date. And then dispose of them on the way home.
I have it on good authority that this has been done successfully in the past. Many times. The trash bin works great when you are filling up with gas. Bring a couple of empty plastic shopping bags, fill one, and tie a nice knot and adios. Some decent t-shirts can meet the same fate if the budget permits. Maybe we can ghost write chapter 4 for you lol
But yes, I have been known to simply leave clothes that have been compromised one way or another in the trash can at the hotel. W can't keep track of the clothes, way too many shirts and crap but I would say I don't have more than 20 pairs of undies and she buys those for me, their absence would be noticed. I can't believe I am writing about my undies, what a fucking loser..ha, ha, ha.
do that but I must confess, I like my undies washed before I wear them the first time, they can make me itch. Actually, that would be just perfect, greet the lady while scratching my junk, I bet that would be a short encounter. Lol!
Problem solved.....just be carefu
Seriously, I am young, hot, enterprising, and one day will have a nice, secure inheritance. Why in the hell would I get married to some geezer-to-be? I think guys are feeling the same way. If you want to have kids, ok, I get it. But if not.... Date people, some for a long time, fall in love, break up, repeat.
I guess you're not paying attention to the johns who comment that they're spending their kid's inheritance
Great plan if it works for you...have you planned on how to get rid of Mom and Dad when you're sick of sucking? They may not kick off when you want them to.
Every generation has some like you...it's nothing new. I do appreciate your candor however. Always entertaining to see the entitlement mentality here.
I'm an adult child. Entitled? Maybe a little, but I am LUCKY to have a father who would unquestionably help me if I ever got into a bind, during his lifetime and after. So.... All is well here. How about you!?
Best advice my parents ever bestowed up me.
I'm glad you think that your parent(s) would bail you out of whatever shit you get into. Doesn't work well as a long-term plan however. Usually LOL
Most of the people I know are also self-made and never relied on anyone but themselves to succeed. They also are rich, powerful and extremely successful in life. Interesting how hard work and self-reliance generally allows people to achieve great accomplishments.
I'm great...how about you?
That is if you want to be married in the first place. Seems very immature if you ask me.
I have to ask. Why not just date, break up, repeat minus the falling in love part?
Pretty much, all of our parents were married. (Guy marries girl because that's just what people do, and he wants to have sex.) Girl marries guy because that's what nice girls do. Plus she can't make any money as a teacher or secretary, so what other choice is there?
They have babies right away and then that's it. Miserably together for life with awful kids! Then after 40, guy is about to lose his mind, his wife has doubled in size and has gone celibate, so decides to sneak and see girls to maintain his sanity! Meanwhile, wife is washing his undies and cleaning the bathroom in hair rollers, miserable!
If you are a financially independent girl, or a guy who can have sex readily, and you're not dead set on being young parents, there is really no good reason or rush to get legally bound to a person like generations prior
but there's always been promiscuous people, so if they new where to find it they could. My parents weren't married, my dad saw prostitutes, and liked to chase strippers. This was before I was born, and before he married another lady, and after. I don't really buy into this generational gap stuff, not when it comes to conventional sex.
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Yes, I do realize it, not practical on say a two day business trip.
The only real challenge to hobbying while married is the money issue. Hobbying on business trips is the easiest to get away with.
Simply stating the reason why I would prefer to be in a robe, can't have several changes of clothes, that's all. Also, I would agree with you that once you are there, it is easy, but no, none of this is "easy" for me. My job does not normally require travel which also means that I have to create opportunities for travel. That would include going to conferences and agreeing to see clients in far off places when I would probably never do so, unless I had another motivation
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I have it on good authority that there's going to be a dick sized thread in the next few days.
And if you off yourself over this one...you'll miss that thread
I wouldn't mind at all and it has happened to me already, that tells me he is just very eager to see me and wants to unwind quickly.
Kaeleen
Hopefully you don't mean meeting her in your boxers and slippers at the entrance door to the hotel.....lol
Not at all....all ready for a good massage!
Abbey
It shows not only that he is eager, but also that he's at least somewhat relaxed. Everyone can relate to the bliss of slipping into something comfortable after a long day. As long as he's discreet about it, I see no harm.