He sounds like that oldted guy.
I starting posting these out of boredom or to try and keep things moving along here. Didn't think anyone actually really likes them. But I've had two differnt ladies tell me in person they enjoyed them. Who would have thunk it? So in an going effort to keep the ladies smiling here's another installment into why I need to hobby!!!
Like I've said before Miss Case is a tad religious, which honestly as the mother of Little Case I'm actually glad she is. But as for me it can get on my nerves a bit. Obviously I'm more of the back row I'm just checking in kind of church goer. Other week something went wrong at the house and I let the f word fly out. She started into me with the "I don't know why you go to church" "because you drag me" wasn't the right answer apparently. That coupled with what I thought was a wity comeback " just because ya always want to have sex in the missionary position doesn't make you a fucking missionary get off my case" didn't help things out much.
Anyway between daydreaming about providers and writing ideas for my upcoming comedy gig next week I actually did pay a bit of attention last Sunday. ( yes the day I put out a booty call lol!!) anyways the preacher dude was talking about the book of Proverbs and he read a verse that said "it's better to live alone in the wilderness than in a mansion with a angry and continuous woman" . So we are driving home and she says "you seemed to enjoy the service for once" I said "yep!! The Lord spoke to me I've had a vision!!!" This made her all happy and shit she asked what I learned and I said "to get rid of you're hateful ass and spend more time in the woods"!!!
BTW thanks to Aria for not noticing my black eye yesterday!!
Now I know why you were sporting that shiner.
Let me know how sleeping in the truck bed works for you baby doll!
Who the hell said anything about sleeping? I'm thinking cat fishing and torture!!!
Aria, the subject line on your reply sounds like it could be the beginning of another story for Case321!
Lucky. Sounded like the start of a "Who was that on the phone?" disaster movie.
we don't really enjoy them. They are really not funny and for the most part sound made up. You need to get a life! You are almost as bad as CEOtravelling or whatever his name was.
I think that if you have a valid opinion, you shouldn't have to hide behind an alias.
Why don't you bring something to this lackluster board ?
In other words, go fuck off
I myself whether it's true or not thought his punch line was pretty good... Cheer up Bane, you ever hear if you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything?
Not gonna spill any beans but for a wrench turning redneck I've done some shit in this hobby some could only dream of. Some guys don't get it and good for me!!!!
The conversation we were having about a certain person before your wife called (not naming names, but we had a specific discussion about this person - not the stalker but the other one), isn't it funny how things turned out so soon after we had the discussion?
Haha. Must be nice to talk it up eh?
No shit that person was the first to come to mind when I first read this yesterday. Oh the games we play!!!
By the tone if you're message I'm assuming you're a guy that being said I don't really give a fuck what you think. Quit being a pussy and hiding behind an alias. Like I said two different ladies expressed to me how much they enjoyed the stories. That's my reasoning and yes dip shit they are fictional stories, most anyone with a functioning brain could figure that out. Anyways grow a set of balls and quit hiding behind you're alias trying to act like a bad ass.
Does it really matter if it's true? That's funny, right there!
Keep 'em coming Case321!
Response. You are so vapid. Go look it up because I'm sure you don't know what it means. Also, you're right, I'm a dipshit or whatever name you want to call me. F#^%ing douche
Well you're the one who started the childlike behavior. I don't find myself vapid (not challenging or stimulating) and ask a few ladies here and I think a couple will tell you I can be a pretty stimulating guy. As for name calling not going to resort to that to express my indignation at you're unsolicited commentary on my posts. It seems you have some sort of unwarranted animosity directed at me, simply not clicking on my posts may help you with this issue. While I defend you're right to express you're opinion it concerns me that you feel the need to belittle others from the anonymity of you're mother's basement. I am truly sorry that you seem to have an insecurity issue that the only way for you to boost you're sense of self worth is to degrade others. I hope and pray that this insecurity issue doesn't carry over into you're treatment of those in you're life. I also hope that you don't feel the need to degrade or "dominate" ladies to make you feel like a man to get the respect you don't get else where.
Feel free to insult my intelligence if it gives you a greater sense of self worth. Most here who know me know that I am not a college educated man but by no means have I ever been considered unintelligent. And I'm very confident that any lady I've ever had the pleasure of meeting will tell you that if a lot more guys were like me their job wouldn't seem so much like work.
I wish you nothing but the best and hope that one day you find a constructive outlet for you're frustrations.
Now don't you feel better?
Feel free to insult my intelligence if it gives you a greater sense of self worth. Most here who know me know that I am not a college educated man but by no means have I ever been considered unintelligent. And I'm very confident that any lady I've ever had the pleasure of meeting will tell you that if a lot more guys were like me their job wouldn't seem so much like work.
I wish you nothing but the best and hope that one day you find a constructive outlet for you're frustrations.
pitatravelling MIA from this board-nice
Damn, Case, you're gonna kill em in Atlanta!
Sean