It seems to me like it's put on a pedestal and it's way beyond the limits. What's the reasoning behind this? I can understand some women not liking it but the majority (so it seems)? I must have reviewed ~30 girls within the past few weeks and I have probably seen 3 at the most offering it. Does it take a special provider to offer such a thing? Do more "opportunities" open up with providers when you're considered a regular to them? Does it vary by customer to customer?
Also, what's the big deal about asking her about it if you're unsure? How is this considered an insult (from what I've heard)?
Stick something the same size up your ass. See how it feels. Clearly the majority of women do not like Greek or just do not like when it comes to work.
Those that offer Greek do not do it with all johns, for two main reasons, one, if the johns dick is too big or thick it HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The second, if you are a newbie at Greek you can really hurt a lady...again that HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is prep to do or you will be bitching about shit on your dick....that STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ask in the intro email...delete. Ask in the first phone conversation...dial tone.
Read reviews HOWEVER that does not guarantee you Greek when you get there...see reason 1.
I would not be insulted if I was asked the question. I would answer fuck no! That means stay the fuck away from my ass.
What one hooker does with regulars is her business and you might be lucky. Here's tip, do not push it if she says no or you might be kicked to the curb
Sometimes your dick ain't for anal I know mine is too big for that I don't even bother.
gee must be rough having a big cock.
Really big dicks are not overly welcome with some women here and in civvie life. For some women, too big prevents a lot of things...only the head in oral, only part of it enters the vagina, no deep penetration, no Greek, but a lot of hand jobs.
I huge dick possibly only works well in a bathroom or a locker to impress the other other guys.
I have personally refused guys with big dicks. If they had informed me of their size beforehand, I would not have wasted their time or mine setting up the appointment
It involves changing your diet (or fasting) for about 8 hours prior to the appt. It's also very time consuming and uncomfortable sometimes to thoroughly get clean. Finally, sometimes you go through all that because you think the guy wants it, and then the session doesn't even go there! So it's just a PITA.
Make sure to tell her no lube needed.
Do you REALLY need this shit spelled out for you? Greek on demand is not like vagina on demand, you dolt. It's something we charge extra for because we can, and how the fk are we supposed to be in the mood for an ass rape at 8 am on Tuesday? Any more stupid questions? Gosh, I hope not.
Also, what's the big deal about asking her about it if you're unsure? How is this considered an insult (from what I've heard)?
Whoa easy..a simple explanation would have sufficed just fine. I might have another stupid one - why haven't you taken your medication like you were supposed to?
Because you kept mixing the shit with your gummies and I got all confused.... that's why. 
Used to think stupid posts came from drunks and the stoned which is excusable.
Now I think, stupid posts come from the "really stupid" which cannot be helped!
Do your research and contact hookers that offer Greek. Problem solved.
Another dumbass....
I offer greek... does not mean EVERY guy is getting it. So no, it's really NOT all that simple or he would not be so puzzled as to why even providers who offer the shit don't offer it to him. It's always YMMV unless her ahole can take a coke can.
He said he had seen 30 and only 3 offered it. Ya think if he would have seen 30 that offered it, his chances would have gone up? Try reading and thinking before you spew.
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don't concern yourself with me I'm not interested.
Were you born stupid, or did that case develop over time? You would have to be an absolute MORON to assume that EVERY service is not YMMV. I don't even fk every guy vaginally, dolt.
So because someone has wad of cash, the other party is obligated to take it in the ass?
In that case, I got a wad, come here boy....
I was referring to Greece's default to the IMF... I never implied that any gal is obligated to do something she doesn't want to...
Hard to reconcile what's in the majority of the previous posts vs. what I've seen in countless porn videos. Since I have never been on the receiving end I'm just not sure what the drama is about.
Maybe some women are simply built very tight. Then there are some others such as those in porn who have no problem taking in "humongous" heads. Maybe it's from training maybe it's because they were born that way but those ladies easily open up sometimes with gaping hole!
I don't normally look for Greek but if it's available I'd love to partake. The few providers I've come across who offered me Greek didn't seem the least bit fazed when doing it.
Actually my previous remark of never been on receiving end of Greek has qualifications. That is because I have had digital prostate exams so can't imagine it being that much difference.
OK so maybe the penis is a big thicker than a finger but a penis is super soft. OTH a finger is bony and is HARD. I've learned from experience that if I subconsciously fight it and instead relax my muscle to let it in it didn't feel that bad. My discomfort was more from the doctor trying to press and probe my prostate than being penetrated through the opening.
If any of you have doubt just think about the biggest turd you ever produced. I don't know about you people, guys and gals but I myself sometimes produced pretty impressive sized turd. Meaning my anus IS indeed capable of stretching more than I thought it could
So your asshole doesn't slam shut.
I've done what hbyist+truth=;( suggested, carrots and zucchini work well but you have to carve a nub at the end so it doesn't get away from you. I've also gotten pegged once by a provider who wanted to wear a wedding dress while doing it. But that's a story for another day. Guess I'm just experimental, but I enjoyed stretching the limits.
You're right, the key is both relaxing as well as pushing out so you can take it. So the latter is another reason you should prep and be clean so you have no worries.
I've always wondered what my doctor might have deduced from my ability to relax and let his finger in for the annual prostate exam. He liked to use half a tube of lube! Anyway, never asked and its moot now, since I had the prostate yanked.
Maybe some women are simply built very tight. Then there are some others such as those in porn who have no problem taking in "humongous" heads. Maybe it's from training maybe it's because they were born that way but those ladies easily open up sometimes with gaping hole!
I don't normally look for Greek but if it's available I'd love to partake. The few providers I've come across who offered me Greek didn't seem the least bit fazed when doing it.
Actually my previous remark of never been on receiving end of Greek has qualifications. That is because I have had digital prostate exams so can't imagine it being that much difference.
OK so maybe the penis is a big thicker than a finger but a penis is super soft. OTH a finger is bony and is HARD. I've learned from experience that if I subconsciously fight it and instead relax my muscle to let it in it didn't feel that bad. My discomfort was more from the doctor trying to press and probe my prostate than being penetrated through the opening.
If any of you have doubt just think about the biggest turd you ever produced. I don't know about you people, guys and gals but I myself sometimes produced pretty impressive sized turd. Meaning my anus IS indeed capable of stretching more than I thought it could.
Maybe some women are simply built very tight. Then there are some others such as those in porn who have no problem taking in "humongous" heads. Maybe it's from training maybe it's because they were born that way but those ladies easily open up sometimes with gaping hole!
I don't normally look for Greek but if it's available I'd love to partake. The few providers I've come across who offered me Greek didn't seem the least bit fazed when doing it.
Actually my previous remark of never been on receiving end of Greek has qualifications. That is because I have had digital prostate exams so can't imagine it being that much difference.
OK so maybe the penis is a big thicker than a finger but a penis is super soft. OTH a finger is bony and is HARD. I've learned from experience that if I subconsciously fight it and instead relax my muscle to let it in it didn't feel that bad. My discomfort was more from the doctor trying to press and probe my prostate than being penetrated through the opening.
If any of you have doubt just think about the biggest turd you ever produced. I don't know about you people, guys and gals but I myself sometimes produced pretty impressive sized turd. Meaning my anus IS indeed capable of stretching more than I thought it could.
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training? the only training is one dick after another (real or manufactured) rammed into their poop shoot...easily open up with a gaping hole? Ever heard of diminishing elasticity? You can only stretch something so many times before it CAN'T return to its normal state. I shudder to think what happens to these girls digestive tracts. I think they will need diapers at an early age.
Maybe some women are simply built very tight. Then there are some others such as those in porn who have no problem taking in "humongous" heads. Maybe it's from training maybe it's because they were born that way but those ladies easily open up sometimes with gaping hole!
I don't normally look for Greek but if it's available I'd love to partake. The few providers I've come across who offered me Greek didn't seem the least bit fazed when doing it.
Actually my previous remark of never been on receiving end of Greek has qualifications. That is because I have had digital prostate exams so can't imagine it being that much difference.
OK so maybe the penis is a big thicker than a finger but a penis is super soft. OTH a finger is bony and is HARD. I've learned from experience that if I subconsciously fight it and instead relax my muscle to let it in it didn't feel that bad. My discomfort was more from the doctor trying to press and probe my prostate than being penetrated through the opening.
If any of you have doubt just think about the biggest turd you ever produced. I don't know about you people, guys and gals but I myself sometimes produced pretty impressive sized turd. Meaning my anus IS indeed capable of stretching more than I thought it could.
I might not have a huge dick, but my dick is hardly a "bit thicker" than my finger. It's a LOT thicker TYVM. lol
Now I guess I know where the term pencil dick comes from and maybe all those girls who told me that my dick was thick weren't lying to me after all. lmao
the pussy is made for sex so you have a great sensation all along your cock
during anal...once you penetrate its like you squezzed through this small opening and there is this big cave, No friction except at the top of your cock.
"Ass Cave" let's see who uses that first in a review.
during anal...once you penetrate its like you squezzed through this small opening and there is this big cave, No friction except at the top of your cock.
I have only done Greek once. I've seen numerous ladies that offer Greek on the menu (and reviews confirm that), but when we are together and I ask about the next time we see each other they say my penis is too large. Now mind you I am BELOW average in length and girth than what all these scientific studies have come up with as the average male size. So why the fuck would they say I am too large??! Do they just rarely ever do it but it's a good marketing ploy? Do they think they are feeding my ego? I mean c'mon ladies I'm not stupid enough to believe you when you tell me that's the reason.
It sounds better than your dicks too small.
True and obviously. I'm just saying don't take me for an idiot that I believe you when you say that.
Can you imagine if I just started ramming dildos up johns asses and proclaiming that they're just being little babies saying it's soooooo big and I obviously know better?
Come on.
The poop shoot is sensitive and any moron who doesn't get that doesn't deserve to get it.
What you presume as average, could very well be too much for some women. I can't count the number of guys who 'claim' they fit my size restrictions just to be left with my jaw dropping at the sight of it lol. Once the penis passes through both sphincters, yes... there is actually more room in the anal region but it's that passing through part that is the most concern. Not every provider is clueless enough to believe that too much anal over a long period of time, will not leave her wearing a diaper at 30. Sooooo, many providers charge more because if it was all inclusive every guy and his brother would assume it's a free for all.
Anal on demand is not like anal with a boyfriend where you have all night or all week to be turned on enough... providers have to be ready for this on demand, which can cause some serious problems if that area is not ready to take what's coming lol. I personally don't see how anyone can offer this with an hour session. I would need an hour of foreplay just to be ready for it.
nope... you're wrong, I have no interest, zero, nada.....
did it once with a mistress that initiated it, she impaled herself without me knowing where I was going... withdrew a chocolate dick and now even the thought makes me go immediately limp...
shouldn't have told you that.. if we ever met, you could offer me anal and effectively end the session and you'd get to keep the donation 
not that we'll ever meet
"CHOCOLATE DICK" This is just too good today ...
did it once with a mistress that initiated it, she impaled herself without me knowing where I was going... withdrew a chocolate dick and now even the thought makes me go immediately limp...
shouldn't have told you that.. if we ever met, you could offer me anal and effectively end the session and you'd get to keep the donation
not that we'll ever meet Ewwww, you think that part alone would have more guys afraid of anal, but I digress. I am amazed at how many women will actually eat dinner and then expect nothing to come out lol. I fast the entire day, let him have his fun, but man when that door closes.... bwhahahhaa. Yall know what's up.
I agree that is totally despicable and detestable for her to do it without asking you first. Hopefully you fired her arse right then and there from her mistress job without a second thought.
OTH you don't happen to still have her contacts do you? LOL
Not that hard, is it?
Some ladies don't offer greek because it simply just hurts them. No one wants to do something painful. There are tons of nerves around the bunghole n it can be very painful. Also some are afraid of the extra risk involving STDs. It's way easier to catch something from anal than vaginal. You see, the ass is like an open membrane so it raises the fear. Another reason, some don't know the proper way to cleanse. That raises fear they may poop on you. It takes more than just an enema. It takes a body cleanse, colonics, extra Dr exams and stuff like that so offering greek is costly too. Many reasons ladies don't do greek.
I love a good ass fuck!
butt shut here lol
seek out ladies that are comfortable offering greek 
Hope this helps
Hugs and kisses
TL
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Some people like coffee....some people like tea....some people like both. Yes, tastes do differ from person to person.
Personally, after having 5 days of enema's when I was sick with the measles as a kid ( I thought it would less painful than an IV to get hydrated) I do not know how anyone takes pleasure in having a foreign object shoved up their ass. I hate it when the Dr. does a prostrate exam....and she has small fingers.
Butt......(pun).....that is just me.
It can be hot in the right context, right person, right fit, right time.
Because, I take great pleasure in giving a dirty sanchez afterwards. I try to aim for the full goatee look.