....a provider makes long eye contact while doing oral, but it just makes me squirm....and not in a good way.
It feels really contrived to me, like over the top dirty talk, which is another turn off for me.
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As a consummate professional, I'd never let a client's little personality quirks get in the way of an enjoyable session. There are very few things that I can't put up with for an hour or two. But that doesn't mean I won't inwardly cringe every time a client refers to the bathroom as "the little boys' room" or places an unnecessarily complicated order in a restaurant lol.
Providers-- What little things do you find irritating, but not outright unacceptable? Has a client ever irritated you so much that you'd refuse to see them again, even though they didn't technically do anything wrong?
Hobbyists-- Have you ever put up with a provider's weird little habits, despite the fact that under different circumstances you might not have?
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Most guys seem to like these, and many ladies have these on when we arrive. Fine during the preamble, but by the time we hit the sheets, just your jewelry. I just love the natural beauty of a woman, and I don't think this is a fetish...
I like buck nekkid and bare feet. Prefer not to have all that stuff even before hitting the sheets. Simple casual clothes, take it off and she's naked. No lingerie, garters, stockings, heels etc.
While some providers are long winded, others talk a lot to run out the clock
doesn't do a thing for me and borders on being a turn-off. Seems to be the opposite for a lot of guys but it kind of grosses me out.
Howevet it's not a necessity.
...but in this gals case, I can make an exception! 
I hate excess saliva, it just creeps me out. Seeing a guy spit on the condom before entering me, or spitting on my pussy while daty, or asking me to spit on his cock...is a very strong turn off for me.
And it's so odd because I really love kissing and lots of tongue to tongue, there's something about those visuals that I just can't handle lol.
It is a natural response when doing DT: why don't you try it and tell me how you stopped your saliva?
I'm talking about the intentional sloppy BBBJ, the whole spitting on my cock, spit rope thing. Some guys like it, some guys don't. I'm a don't, simple enough. Sorry if I didn't think about DT, I have virtually no experience with it.
That a few ladies emulate is a turn-on.
A few weeks ago. . I was about to enter a provider mish.. she asked me if she should turn up the AC..that told me she was not at all into what was going on....
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I do not want him dripping sweat on me. Maybe she didn't want you to sweat all over her. Mind you she should have turned it u before you wanted to enter her. Oh and she was thinking about the what was going on....no sweat...lol
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I don't expect her math to be accurate and nor do I expect her HVAC knowledge to be up to date.
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Some chicks keep the room icebox cold, I can barely get an erection sometimes because they have it so cold.
that you were perspiring and while you got into position, she noticed this? Thought perhaps the room may have been too warm and was simply being thoughtful? And/or was trying to decrease the amount of sweat you would transfer onto to her?
Just because a lady is able to think of something other than your cock at that moment, does not mean she wasn't "into it".
It just means that, like many of us, her brain can multi-task.
I never cared before but the last 2 years I get hot during and cold after. I just make sure it is already on before he gets there. It's sort of along the same lines as turning your ringer off so there are no interruptions.
I don't say it, but if I am doing an outcall... it bugs the crap out of me if his place is hot. I do not enjoy feeling hot.
I don't like when a guy flips me all over in a rough manner to switch positions every 2 seconds, rather than ask me to do it. I have injured my back several times because of this behavior. I don't mind if he does it normal strength. There is a difference.
Getting cum in my hair or licking my arm pit will turn me off quickly. Those are VERY rare.
Not much bothers me overall.
Just because a lady is able to think of something other than your cock at that moment, does not mean she wasn't "into it".
It just means that, like many of us, her brain can multi-task.
Often...OFTEN as soon as I think about things getting heated up...
It occurs to me to crank up the AC. Totally on topic
Providers-- What little things do you find irritating, but not outright unacceptable? Has a client ever irritated you so much that you'd refuse to see them again, even though they didn't technically do anything wrong?
Hobbyists-- Have you ever put up with a provider's weird little habits, despite the fact that under different circumstances you might not have?
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Then I might put the tv on. I worry that the neighbors might hear me when I "get in the zone"
Many providers have great taste in music and I appreciate them bringing it. Most have music on their laptops, and frequently have portable speakers that use Bluetooth and have a great sound.
Some have cable TV at their in-call apartments and most cable systems have music only channels.
Nowif she was watching yhe TV, that would bother me!
I remember once after the play was over turning on the TV, and a then current episode of The Soprano's came on. I had seen it a few days before, but the lady I was with hadn't. Instead of having to leave, we stayed together and cuddled while watching it. She seemed most pleased...I know I was!
Me too! I do not even like music with lyrics,find it distracting, but the worse is hearing the news is the back ground...not sexy.
My biggest turn on after the female derriere, is the little ribbons of hair that fall from the back of a woman's neck when they were their hair up.
Yeah on both accounts, I adore the female ass, and the hair thing is cool as well.
I think the back of a woman's knees is sexy too.
Oh hell, just about all of the female body is sexy.
Women are fucking awesome, I can't believe there aren't more lesbians or bi-sexual women.
Too damn bad that I can't live with one.
I hate involving business into the overall session. Those sort of things should be taken care of ahead of time. Discussing business and being treated like a client are turnoffs. Keep the session and fantasy the main focus for the short amount of time together!
I enjoy sex a lot. The whole entire ride is exhilarting! I really and truly enjoy myself and get off on strange, so new touches, smells, sounds and sensations are arousing. Five minutes into DATY, if I get really wet, hell no don't ask and no I did not cum! I don't need to cum to be in the zone and being reminded that you only booked to see me cum; well it's too distracting and I can assure you now I will not! LOL! Best bet is to listen amd focus on my breaths and moans and body motions, I can and will cum very hard for you if you relax and let it just happen. Funny how all that works...
OH! And politely ask before you throw a finger in my ass, being goosed will clam me up before it turns me on. Just because it is on the menu, geez I am still a person not a blow up doll! LOL!
I want you to come. That just not only shut the gate, it bolted and deadlocked it.
I know. Not really the point of the picture but it takes more than a switch for this man. I say about 20% of the knobs in that Woman space. Lol.
Th comparison is true though for the most part for sure. There are those women who don't require as much though. Lol. They can be good and BAD. If you know what I mean! Lol.
Funny pic. Had to save that one!
Touching of feet, placing fingers between toes and carrying about their day as usual without washing their hands. Nasty!
....a provider makes long eye contact while doing oral, but it just makes me squirm....and not in a good way.
It feels really contrived to me, like over the top dirty talk, which is another turn off for me.
Lol.....so I guess if you want to turn me on, don't look at or talk to me!!
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I don't like to hear spit....it should have no sound! hehehehe
This might be a surprise to some of you hookers who use that 70's style bad porn dialogue...
I NEVER cum for YOU.
Now I may cum ON you, or IN you, or NEAR you...but never FOR you.
I cum for ME and me alone.
She just wants you to get it done, but you knew that lol. Either from boredom or soreness. Better than saying hurry the fuck up I am bored or sore. She is being polite.lol
I cannot come on command or request...just as a woman can't. Telling me that is a turn-off if I sense she is rushing me.
But her telling me that as I am about to come when things are reaching a boiling point...major turn-on, especially if her lid is about to blow as well...
on my back whilst giving them head. Even worse, the morons who actually think rubbing their big toe on my vagina is a turn on. Get real.
If that is your best attempt at foreplay, just skip the shit. Thanks. :
It's just one of the many services our firm provides for our clients. That's how we got to be as big and powerful as we are. I just got back from a business trip closing on buying an island. I plan on building my second palatial estate there. It's also on the ocean.
If that is your best attempt at foreplay, just skip the shit. Thanks.
Hey I'm sure there are those who like it out there but how in the hell is that not an ask moment. Why one would even think to do it is beyond me but hey whatevs. How is that not a let me ask her moment? Um, do you mind if I put my fucking feet on your back (lol) or rub my big toe on your clit.
I am dying laughing right now and very much feeling disturbed at the same time.
WTFF
I'm going to borrow a word from hbyst+truth.........You be dealing with a lot of them entitled TRICKS! Lmao.
Dislike it when her heels are striking me in the back or she squeezes her legs together so hard that it nearly dislocates my jaw when I'm DATY.
Yes, I know what I'm doing and she's got a handful of my hair keeping me right where I am.
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Thanks for the gross visual ...
The last damn thing I'm thinking about doing when I'm getting head (and I really like getting my cock sucked) is putting my feet on her back. I mean you've got to try to do that, that's not something like oops, sorry. And I have never thought, hey I've got a good idea, how bout if I stick my toe in her pussy.
I guess that's what makes the world go around though, us all having different likes and dislikes. Hell, I'm admittedly bent.
I give a great foot rub, have had two civie women (one my ex) who have told me "if my feet could cum, I'd be having multiple O's". But I do not have a foot fetish, nothing about women's feet does anything for me sexually.
There are some ladies who do that with their feet on our throbbing cocks while we're engaged in DATY. I actually like it, but not if they wear heals...
For the guys that put their feet on your back...
I would tell them you are not an ottoman. Or a turk. 
And guys rubbing your pussy with their toe? Yikes! A woman can put her pretty feet all over me but I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate it the other way around.
I didn't know that athlete's pussy was an occupational hazard for ladies until just now.
LOL
If that is your best attempt at foreplay, just skip the shit. Thanks.
Far too many Providers leave their cell phones on during the session. Very much a mood killer,.
When they actually answer it, or start texting that's a whole other situation.
bathroom littered with used towels on the floor. When I see that, and I have, I walk. Luckily it is very rare. But WTF!
I know that of all things, this seems random and small, but it leaves this really weird metallic flavor from your pits all the way down your ribs and all the way around to your sternum. Basically, your whole upper body becomes a no go zone for me as soon as I realize that you're using that brand. Not only do I get an awful taste in my mouth, but it immediately dries it out and makes any kissing or even talking feel like a post dentist chore. I highly recommend a brand called "Certain Dri" that you put on at night for all your deodorant needs, lol!
A woman who wears shoes in bed. Who's great idea was that? Porn? Those heels can put an eye out. I thought we were supposed to be playing safe? If you want to wear shoes for sexytimes please let me know so I can bring my safety goggles.
Besides I love a woman's bare feet.
Mmmmm. Yummy.
hat.
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Good advice.
But I don't think any of the Village People have to worry about the dangers of being in bed with a woman wearing stiletto high heels.
As Seinfeld would say... not that there's anything wrong with that.
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wearing stiletto high heels!
Nothing wrong with that.
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True. High heels in the bed are a danger to the safety, well being, and horniness of men of all persuasions.
Nothing wrong with that.
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and pray to Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha and Satan at the same time, that she has prepared for such a request! Lol. So damn serious. Pretty toes make me smile!
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That's what is awesome about this hobby - we can ask for any fantasy we want. Assuming our partners are ok with it of course.
Although I'm generally against footwear in the bedroom, I do remember seeing a video of a girl wearing nothing but UGG boots that I thought was very hot. So there you go. Who knows what strange directions your mind (and cock) can take you? LOL.
Good point.
If she's wearing shoes, how the hell can she properly rub my back with her feet or rub my starfish with her big toe while I'm eating her out? Sheesh!
If you want to wear shoes for sexytimes please let me know so I can bring my safety goggles. Besides I love a woman's bare feet.
Mmmmm. Yummy.
We get that request of the opposite all the time... guys want heels in bed. I would say they are not the heels, but the woman wearing them. If you've kicked some nuts or put an eye out, might be better to leave them off. Most of us are not that dangerous in that aspect, anyway lol.
I much prefer a girly lip gloss over lip stick. The last woman I was with I had lip stick all over my face.
Please ladies, lay off the lipstick! I love a girly lip gloss instead!
Put lipstick on, fire engine red, or candy apple red, glossy, and I don't care if I've got it all over my face, thighs, cock anywhere, please put more on after we wear it off.
To each their own, the only thing better than red lipstick is long thick eyelashes and sexy eye shadow.
I hate all that shit.
I think a lot depends also on what "mood" you're going for. PSE? Slap on that mascara/eyeliner/lash extensions! Lingerie and 5 inch heels! GFE? "natural" makeup, a dress or jeans and a tank or skirt and blouse or w/e, some sexy undies (no granny panties please!), we're good to go!
If a play list contains a song from a comedy. I can still hear eagles desperado playing. Flashback to Seinfeld and I know who sounds a little desperado.
Providers-- What little things do you find irritating, but not outright unacceptable? Has a client ever irritated you so much that you'd refuse to see them again, even though they didn't technically do anything wrong?
Hobbyists-- Have you ever put up with a provider's weird little habits, despite the fact that under different circumstances you might not have?
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1) please remove your shoes
2) ....counting the money in front of me
3) while in 69 hints of dingle size tp in the putty ( you're still gorgeous M )
4) "oh I'm a little late" ( while waiting in the lobby and trying to remain incognito )
4a) "oh I'm a little late" while her period never came ok just kidding everyone chill
5) no dfk or even slight lfk despite the appropriateness and menu and no it isn't my breathe/teeth
6) leaving me outside waiting a long time to buzz in the building (again discretion!)
7) No gentle licking nibbling or kissing of many erogenous zones due to "sensitivity or ticklish"
8) ORDERS of ANY kind
9) Putting off private time for liquor, drinks are great but alcoholism is an issue
10) Fake moans, fake eye contact while bbbj and last but not least
11) a clock watcher who asks you to extend then wants a full 2nd hour when you're done after
1:20 and pay for 90m
12) a girl who asks for tips because you had a good time
I'm just a very particular guy... it's a miracle I've had any success hobbying so far.
Providers-- What little things do you find irritating, but not outright unacceptable? Has a client ever irritated you so much that you'd refuse to see them again, even though they didn't technically do anything wrong?
Hobbyists-- Have you ever put up with a provider's weird little habits, despite the fact that under different circumstances you might not have?
I love natural women so when I go to a session and she has on
A ton of makeup. Not my thing. The weave stuff too. Smh
I still remember going to a appt and vetoing hot and heavy
With a sexy young blonde. I ran my fingers thru her hair and
Felt braids and I went soft. Lol blew my mind because that
Was the first time I realized that "other" women wear weaves too.
Lol.
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Firstly men just happen to be lousy listeners
But it gets worse when you are getting them to your door
They are so excited their listening skills are sub par
And when I am giving direction they constantly interrupt
At these moments I feel married
Another irritant is a guy who offers no intimacy in return
He just lays there with his hands behind his head
Without a single touch or caress
He is the laid back guy LOL
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not sure if she doesn't trust me or wants to see how big a tip. Maybe too many have been ripped off, but to me it's a turnoff.
Go into the bathroom and let her do it in peace. Too many guys have ripped off ladies and it is the tricks that keep telling the ladies not to count the money. Your part is the illusion, my part is the money. I won't give you the illusion short changed.
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I really hate seeing women wearing thong underwear. I think it cheapens the woman's elegance and much I prefer fuller undies, especially silky types.
There's something awesome about a woman in elegant dress, and thongs kill elegance for me.