1. Size matters
Is it a universal law that what's bigger has to be better. Still, do you feel the intensity of your pleasure depends on the size of his organ? Wrong. Only about four centimetres (external one third) of the vaginal canal contains sensory nerves for arousal and orgasms. So why waste time trying to stimulate the internal two-thirds of the vaginal canal when there's not going to be any response? Best to focus your attention to more important matters. 2. Aphrodisiacs will get you `tingly' Pigging out on oysters and strawberries to spice up your sex life? Sorry to break your bubble, it's nothing but a placebo effect. As in, if people believe oysters and chocolate are supposed to be sexually stimulating foods, they very well might become aroused after consuming them.Aphrodisiacs have no provable affect on the libido. 3. The withdrawal method won't get you pregnant All it takes is a tiny sperm to get you pregnant. And that can happen through pre-ejaculation also. Most pregnancies happen because of the withdrawal method. This isn't a fool proof plan, so heads up. 4. Women don't like porn Not all women want rose petals on their bed. And not all women want to be whisked away into a gentle world of love-making. Women enjoy pornography too. And if anyone thought only men can conjure up fantasies, then you are definitely misguided. 5. You won't get pregnant if you have sex while menstruating This is a long standing myth that most people believe in. It is unlikely that a woman will get pregnant while menstruating, but not impossible. Sperms can stay alive inside you for several days, especially if you have a shorter cycle. 6. Every woman has a G-spot The alluring mystery of the Gspot. Yes, it's true every woman has a G-spot, but not every woman's G spot is an erogenous zone. So if you've been on a quest to find out the sweet spot, then you're wasting your time. Focus on the other erogenous zones and she'd be so much happier 7. If an orgasm for women is not earth shattering, it isn't normal Some women have orgasms and don't know about it. Pelvic muscles don't contract as much for some women, however, after a point of arousal, they do feel relaxed and content. So if he failed to `rock' your world, then don't panic. You're still very normal. 8. If she doesn't make pleasure noises, she's not enjoying the sex Some women are vocal, some are not. This doesn't mean she's not enjoying it. Don't expect her to scream out all the time. Sometimes, silence is golden. 9. Men think more about sex than women Don't blame the sex game on the men. Women think about sex as much as a man does. If you're an 18-year-old with raging hormones, then there are chances that you might be sleeping, eating and dreaming sex. After a certain age, men and women's sexual urges mellows a bit. And it isn't just men who make the first move for sex. Women do so too.Nothing can be more turning on for the man than a woman in control.You catch on quick, don't you? lol
Actually I shouldn't criticize Fungy for this OP, it's one of his very few non grumpy posts, and I suppose we should encourage him to do more of this, but I know from years of experience that in VERY short order, he will revert to form. Just like the scorpion "it's his nature"
while the post below is not exactly a paragon of good writing, it is comprehensible and actually makes sense. Perhaps our perennial SPOTY winner is on meds
early every guy falls for:
If I get married, I'll be able to have tons of hot sex with my wife from now on
Wedding cake is the most effective and longest lasting form of birth control.
...why do so many get pregnant on their wedding night? I'd say that children are the most effective form of birth control. Once they come along, any semblance of intimacy is shattered. Now, don't get me wrong, I love my children, but they did a pretty good job of stopping what little desire my wife had at the time.
Of course this is just my experience, obviously for others that is not the case, just look at Jim Bob and Michelle
That a woman is smiling on her wedding day because she has just realized she has given her last bj.
At last!!! Now I know why my marriage was filled with hot sex and lasted so long. We had no wedding cake 8o)
It's also a "proven fact" that all facts are proven. Damn science ...
Fuck marriage, it's a bullshit Union. I can profess and adhere to a monogamous relationship without a piece of paper that dictates that she gets half of my stuff if things don't work out
Yet men still get married...says a lot about them right there.
IMO they should just see hookers or have relationships that last 6 months or till the sex drops off.
Then women will smarten up and start charging for it. Can't jail everyone.
Women try to charge, it is just not that easy. Besides it is not all about only sex. People want to share their thoughts and in some cases to share it with opposite sex sometimes easier. They are also marry when they are young and have a pressure from a society they live in.
And if you read enough on this board, you'll see that a huge percentage of men disliked being married.
Women give it up to catch the man and then stop....why not get paid, it might motivate to keep going.
Ask any man on here if it is not about the sex for them...that is why they are here for the most part..because they are getting nothing at home. And when dating...their objective, the main one at least, is to get sex.
I think marriage is a joke.
Of course that doesn't make you wrong on the subject, I just thought I would throw that out there since I haven't said it for a while. lol
and for the record, I agree with you. I disliked being married, and I disliked giving away not half my shit, but all my shit almost as much. I say "almost" as much because twenty something years later, I consider what I paid for my freedom an absolute bargain
and for the record, I agree with you. I disliked being married, and I disliked giving away not half my shit, but all my shit almost as much. I say "almost" as much because twenty something years later, I consider what I paid for my freedom an absolute bargain.
Funny thing is men keep getting married and women keep buying into it too. If every women charged there is her security and invest well and you don't need a divorce, you need a good investment person and accountant.
And there is the added benefit of fresh meat as well. Plenty of ladies get tired of staring down the same junk year in year out.
BTW I have heard for real that wives often give up bj's because they never liked them to begin with and why continue, she got the guy all wrapped up. So the smiling bride shit is true.
Now kids complicate shit but hey I can only fix so much...lol
I will say that to some women size does indeed matter. For me it's the opposite of course (prefer smaller) but I know many women who insist on a big member because of that 'full' feeling. Let's face it... vaginas vary in size just as the size of a d*ck does. It is not so much the sensory effect, but they like to feel like they are about to be split open for some reason. As for the other things, I have about 4 so called G spots I have found thus far. Another 10 years, I will probably discover a few more lol.
... it's not pee! (or it IS pee, depending on your POV) 
10. Women want a man who can last all night.
There was a thread about this exact subject a few days ago, but what it boiled down to is that most women don't actually want to be hammered away at for 2 hours. We're human beings, not warm blow up dolls. And marathon sessions aren't just exhausting, they can be downright painful! Especially for women like me who are highly orgasmic on account of being highly sensitive. Even when properly lubricated, there is such a thing as too much.
To start a informal discussion. Instead, two shit heads decided to hijack and turn it into a disaster.
This is the reason, no one starts a discussion on these boards anymore. Regardless of who starts it, there is always GARBAGE making it into a train wreck supported buy icky.
Also you are quite inaccurate to blame me for supporting anything here. I was on a time-out for more than a month and only began posting again less than a week ago. But I suppose I should be glad I"m so memorable to you despite that.
Really?? 130 threads since June 1 tell me otherwise.
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I also thinks its very interesting....
to the last point, I heard that men think about sex every 3 to 6 min and women think about it every 6 to 10 min.
So women must think longer about it to make it even out lol
1) Size doesn't matter? While the motion in the ocean can overcome that, bigger is better than smaller. But being good orally and DATY is even more important.
2) The only aphrodisiac needed is the woman. The rest is superfluous. A little 420 never hurts, though...
3) No comment. I'm not a doctor.
4) Agree. Women, especially pron stars, do like porn. And I've had experiences with a few of them.
5) No comment. See #3.
6) Maybe true, but many do. If you play with a woman multiple times, you'll figure out the right moves that she finds pleasurable.
7) Since I'm a guy, I really can't comment...I'll defer to the ladies on this one.
8) Agree. One of my ex's would just breath and move, then let it go at the end. But this is a matter of habit, and I've always found that vocalizing pleasure is a turn-on, and not just for us guys.
9) Agree. Ever been with a nympho provider? I have... 