The mirror..........

she has been with you so long........she can read you like a book.  It goes BEYOND intuition.  Practice in the mirror, just like actors and comedians do.  Take a look at your facial expressions and how you form your sentences.  After a while you will remember how those face muscles feel when you must explain again.  Oh........and also, relax, and be especially conscious of your breathing, and rate of speech.

Stick with me........and in no time, I can turn you into the perfect liar. (Just joking, of course.......but not joking in my first paragraph.)

...based on your posts, any sane women would have left you long ago IMO.  

BTW, what is a Max Dog Ooder? Does it have anything to do with a dog's rear end? Just askin'

Better watch out for them switch of the moves bro! Lol.

Isn't that what the guys say to the girls whenever something is suggested to be less than roses all the time? Just quit then?

But yeah. If you come on here talking about your wife like that, as if getting off every time sucks and is a chore, do her a favor and stop wasting any valuable time she has left.

The more your performance changes at home, the more suspicious she may become!  Keep the wild side on the wild side....
If you don't she may catch on.

Sounds like just quitting screwing the wife is out, so let's stick with the possible.

1. Stop hobbying and work on your home sex life.

2. Keep hobbying and tell your wife that sex was getting a little boring for you, so you have been reading a little about ways to make it more exciting. How does she like it?

3. Try to go back to the old boring sex you used to have with her. Yes, I know that will now be an act.

Assuming you will choose 2, be sure to actually do some research on how to spice up your sex life online so you can then show her what you have been reading when she asks. And keep in mind that one risk here is that she will decide she likes this game, your home sex life will get much better, and you may suddenly find yourself happily pursuing number 1. As someone who spent years trying to convince my wife to do that before giving up (no sex with the wife, really, for years now) and taking up with hookers, I think that would be pretty okay.

zig

Try Cialis which will give you longer erections with a much shorter refractory period (the time between the end of one erection and the beginning of the rest.) Tell her you are trying it.  It will improve things physically and give you a good excuse for behaving differently.

You come and fuck hookers after only 14 years of marriage, I assume maybe a kid or two as well are in the picture.  I guess you think this is the solution to your bad marriage?

Maybe try and spend some quality time with the woman (your wife/SO) who actually cares about you and you'll see a different interest from her.  Or just pay these women to pretend to like you

If she's super anal and it's like a chore for you, mind if I give her a go?  PM me pictures.

Sounds like you need to stop seeing your ATF...   ijs.  If you read your post again, your ATF got into your head and is now in your bedroom.  Step away for a bit so you can regain perspective.

 
Good luck!

 
Camille

Normally, I'm a supporter of seeking outside pleasures when there's some kind of sexual dysfunction in a marriage.  Discreetly seeing a provider can prevent the kind of resentment that tends to grow between partners when someone's needs aren't being met. It relieves stress and allows you to come back to the relationship reinvigorated and better able to focus on all the other aspects of your marriage.  Not to mention, it puts a lot of girls through graduate school-- myself included

However, in your particular situation, I think you're missing a great opportunity to strengthen your marriage by seeking outside help in the form of a counselor or therapist-- not a call girl.  You see, unlike a lot of men who seek out providers to help them feel fulfilled, your wife is neither frigid nor disinterested nor physically unable to have sex with you.  Quite the opposite, it would seem that she's got a healthy sex drive and is at least making an effort to keep the intimacy alive between the two of you. So maybe, since you did say you were "happily married", you should work on figuring out what's causing you to not enjoy sex with her before you put a bandaid on the problem by seeing someone else.  You seem to have a good thing going with your wife that I don't think you want to lose.  But no deserves to be married to someone who doesn't reciprocate their feelings of desire.  

And for the record, I'm not saying that you shouldn't see providers.  I'm just saying that you should ALSO try and fix your marriage.  And if you're not willing to do that, like someone said higher up in the thread, you need to let her enjoy the rest of her life with someone who enjoys sex with her as much as she, assumedly, enjoys sex with you

she just can't put her finger on it yet, but she knows something's different. You call her super anal, but 400 years ago they would have called her a witch and started collecting firewood. I'd watch my steps carefully if I were you.

she WILL find out, and TRUST me, the damage it will cause is NOT worth it........if you have a chance to make your marriage work take it, try different things, change it up, make it NOT a chore, this seems like its a YOU problem and not a wife problem.  i wish you luck dude.

sources of positions & things to try...  

Recommended reading "The Joy of Sex" By Dr Alex Comfort MD.   And the cosmo magazine positons etc.  Just trying to try new things to please you...